been doing a lot of jerking it out in the park in the rain lately and boyyyyy does that feel good 😮‍💨

who’s ready to help me celebrate my favorite day of the week? 😈 #fcf

I wanted to get you something to gobble on for Thanksgiving so here’s a little throw back to last year where I snuck into the park bushes and unloaded twice in a row 💦 💦 enjoy and have a good turkey day 😘

Almost time

maybe it’s the wine talking but a whole season of stirred drama was worth it to see the genuine hug and friendship between Jay Kay & Cynthia Doll 🖤 I’m not crying you’re crying 😭 #dragula

time to goon bros

this turkey’s got a little pre-Thanksgiving feast prepped for ya 🦃 #humpday

felt pretty hot for 45° in the rain 🌧️ 😈

watching Ghost Cat Anzu at my folks’ place (cuz I don’t sub to many streaming services these days) and omgggg it is adorable. coming of age tale for a teenage girl set in small-town Japan with a quirkily mundane cat man/demon who watches out for her. obsessed with its many charms! 10/10 🐾

consider this an invitation

got a spot for ya right here, champ #mcm

the Cowboy Bebop OST will forever awaken my imagination, inflame my soul, and put melody to my most drifting yet hopeful ambitions. an eclectic melange of unfathomable cool and wistful ennui set careening into a galaxy of chaos and love. “oh Ed… anything but blue.” youtu.be/hXNWa9E9vN8?...

Getting a jump on my Christmas shopping.

penis take the wheel

Link and Tauro again... u-u but it is Link taking control today

Has this ever happened to you?

I kinda live for the reveal of the big butch muscle guy with the high femme voice 💅

thinkin bout ya, wish you were here 😘

who else loves a late night bate

Le soleil sur ma peau 🧡 Photo par mon ami @panterino.bsky.social

happy Slap-turday 😜

aw I love this idea! I’d love a feature but more importantly just go check out and support this awesome artist! 🎨

wavin hello 👋 #fcf

hey bud, is there any way I can help make your #humpday better? 😈

soooo stoked to play this! a fun, retro-inspired mash-up of Persona/SMT and tactical RPG. love the Italo-horror vibes too 💀 🕯️ ⚔️

lil throwback to the days of summer sunshine 🌞 🤤

Keeper was spectacular. incredible imagery, great creepy atmosphere and skin crawling frights without cheap jump scares. I have some lingering questions about the story but overall it was a totally satisfying slow-burn horror gem. fantastic performance by Tatiana Maslany. 9/10, go see it! 💀

hey what’s cooking? #mcm

“A question so simple needeth scant deliberation; when a soul is forged to clutch its prize with iron will, the very heavens cry out the answer unbidden.”

happy #sundaycumday 💦 😘

masturbating out in the woods is also a beloved hobby of mine 🤤

I mostly show off my sexuality & batordom but I have lots of other hobbies — for example I love bouldering! here’s a fun problem from my most recent gym run. I completed it the first unrecorded try & was a bit more gassed out when I went to record it here. super fun tho, I love the transition! 💪

come get naked on the couch with me dude

I love my body but damn I wish I had a nice lil thicket of chest hair to run my hands through

went and saw Predator Badlands. I absolutely LOVED so much of it: the story, the fights, the lore, the design of the flora & fauna — all spectacular!! I ~didn’t~ love how “Disneyfied” it was - a Predator movie with a smarmy sidekick & cute mascot? 🫤 can’t we just have hardcore sci-fi next time?

This one weird trick cures seasonal affective disorder guaranteed⛄️ #fcf #bator

for those interested, these sweaty white briefs have been used and abused, now they’re for sale… 💦 DM for details 💦

the library is open for #fcf

Stop telling me about AI

how about starting off your week with some penis? 🫶 #mcm

wow this was fascinating! it’s moreso about hetero-leaning goonculture but damn. I’m def not that deep into this kinda goonculture — this article was eye-opening to me in more than a few ways. recommended reading for the anthropologically-minded!

Let me get this straight, Dems win sweeping electoral victories this past week creating a massively reenergized base and Senate Dems cave for a promise from a group of people who would say the sky is green……

gay marriage is still legal in the US — thanks to a brazenly capricious Supreme Court 😑 but it reminds me I do want to marry a good man someday. a man who cares for me and turns me on and makes me laugh. we’d work together and support each other’s dreams & goals.. and make a lot of porn 👉👈 🥹

how about starting off your week with some penis? 🫶 #mcm

I often walk home late at night and I always hope that I will spot some hot bator stroking off in front of the window. so this is a PSA - Please do all us horndogs a favor and leave the curtains open when you masturbate 😜 😈 😏

maybe not the prettiest photo but bloomfie made me do it so I figured I’d share for #sundaycumday 💦 💦

happy Sunday! I went for that horny hike last week and wanted to share the photos! nature is so damn beautiful, as is the park I live near 😍

this is my kind of art 🖼️ the colors, the shading, the expression, all so good!! 😛 I always feel so utterly flattered when folks make art of me 🥰 go follow this talented artist!

bator flex activate!

Bugonia was probably the best horror comedy of the year 🐝