Do I cut my hair short for the summer? Yea or nay?

What do you all think about this?

Eating buttered toast with a mug of black tea, while watching episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog. Perfect sat. morning.

Been having a serious case of déjà rêvé this past week.

Pictures from Lone Rock. www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

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My dick's the only thing holding these pants up right now.

A cold coke and some freshly made fries tastes fucking great after a long promenade out in the countryside.

"Wild Eye Skies No. 6" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

I desperately want to be stretched on the rack. Not in a sexual way, but just to get a good stretch in.

Douchy, vapid dude from L.A., who was a terrible lay (fast & painful), is back in town, n' tryin' to fuck again.

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This is how I feel every time a DL man calls me "bro": "let the mischief of their lips overwhelm them! Let burning coals fall upon them! Let them be cast into fire, into miry pits, no more to rise! Let not the slanderer be established in the land; let evil hunt down the [DL] man speedily!"

Feelin' sexy today.

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"Secular Altar Piece: At the Lamb's High Feast" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

Spring's got me feelin' feisty.

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1. "Fly Away Pretty Bird" (2026) 2. "American Passion" (2026) 3. "Hateful Destiny" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

Couldn't decide what to wear today.

Dignity? More like, 'dog'-nity, cuz I'm on all fours barkin'.

Bloop.

Which one of you fags wants to come over and clean my apartment for free for me, while I jerk off in bed?

"What the World tells me: Third Symphony Vignettes" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

"What the World tells me: Third Symphony Vignettes" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

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"Gone Fishing" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

Post shower peach.

Fingering myself while I think about you.

Not wearing any underwear, if you even care.

Caged and plugged? How 'bout, caged my plug, and threw the key away.

Lazy today.

"Counting Coups" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

Busy yelling at the older straight men at work today.

Feeling extra faggy today.

This is what I'm talkin' 'bout. Everybody needs to get with the program, now.

I'm bored of hardcore porn. Bored of softcore porn. All I want, is allegorical porn.

Love me a man in a baggy t-shirt, socks, and no pants or undies.

Like bush?

Looking for a financially solvent pay pig to dominate.

Listening to my co-worker, who just received another DUI, bitch and moan about having to use an IID to start his car, really makes it clear that the only motivating principle of any right-wing person is the evasion of social consequences.

Good morning internet babes.

Are you like...obsessed with me or something?

Softie.

"Life-bedrunken No. 2" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

Sunday.