Glossy cheeks.

Bet you wish you could experience this pov irl.

Glossy cheeks.

Cyberbullying all of you fags today. Happy pride.

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Goodnight gay people of the internet.

If you ever catch me out n' about in the wild, such as at the grocery store, I invite you to give my butt cheek a squeeze, my bulge a grab, or the waistband of my shorts a good tug.

Monday morning bulge.

In the mood to be somebody's pillow princess today.

Beach today. I love Lake Michigan.

I'm convinced that if Andy Warhol were still alive today, he'd A.) be MAGA, and B.) his name would be in the Epstein files.

"Jar of Pickles" www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

Enjoy this pic of my butt. 🍑

Gonna put a vibrating dildo up my butt tonight.

🙂

Country fag.

Guess who's not wearing any panties right now.

"Rocky Mountain Raga" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

"Buffalo No. 1" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

Who likes it thick?

Very tempted to go to the bathhouse this weekend.

Is it cardiac arrest, or is daddy just excited to see me.

If you send me pics of exceptional specimens of different species of tree, that's a thousand times hotter to me than a dick pic.

Need a man wagging his big floppy cock in front of me right now.

Just a lil' peak underneath the hood.

Big stretch.

Hi. 👋

"Le Concert du Bois" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

Started my new job this week crawling out of gay guys' television screens.

I need to make friends with a group of tatted, alt., muscle gays.

So are we all fucking for pride this year or what?

Who's underwear? 👀

Dude sent me a vid of himself squeezing three ping-pong balls out of his butthole in succession. [Sigh]...guys...I'm just tryna find a husband.

Soakin' up the sunshine.

Stroking my cock rn, if you even care.

Yes, I do wear socks with sandals. Deal with it.

Guys, I'm officially a regular at my coffee shop. They know my usual order.

🌤️

"Sonatina" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

"Last Autumn of the 20th Century, Seeber Lake" (2026) www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

Spendin' the rest of the afternoon loungin' naked in bed.

My mom got me some jelly beans at easter time, and I've now reached the point at which I've eaten all the flavors I like, but yet feel too guilty to throw the remainder out.

Eating buttered toast with a mug of black tea, while watching episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog. Perfect sat. morning.

Been having a serious case of déjà rêvé this past week.

Pictures from Lone Rock. www.instagram.com/thomasedward...

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My dick's the only thing holding these pants up right now.

A cold coke and some freshly made fries tastes fucking great after a long promenade out in the countryside.