Michael Moore used to be the only person who did this, it's crazy it took this long for someone else to pick it up

Out of the blue with the old “My ‘I’ve Never Been Friends with Jeffrey Epstein’ t-shirt….”

A commenter notes that "Trump managed to be both Hitler and Chamberlain in the same negotiation. An unprecedented feat." 😭

*turning dial from "Trump rules" to "I'm a brave truth teller" and looking back at audience for applause

Deals are my art form. Some people get their kicks in different ways, but for me it's always been doing beautiful deals.

"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

T-3 hours. Here's where we're at: 1) Trump takes the two week reprieve from Pakistan, claims his bluster got Iran to blink and re-open the Straits; 2) Nobody blinks, but Trump decides to be "humane" and limit the scope of strikes at 8pm, with threat of "biggest annihilation ever"; or 3) Genocide

Best plausible option right now is Trump seizes on something, anything, as an excuse to save face while kicking the can down the road again and we're back to this point in a week or two.

BUT IF WE FIRE CAPEL, WE LOSE THE CLASS!

Anthony Felesi has decommitted from Pitt. He had signed to the recruiting class last fall but he will be backing out of that agreement now. No two ways about it. That's bad news.

Not the most pressing matter in the world but Anthony Felesi decommitted which is hilarious.

FWIW the PM of Pakistan just said on Twitter that cease fire talks are progressing www.axios.com/2026/04/07/i...

i do not think today is the day to say trump’s real crime is making the tax code distributionally less progressive

today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments

I keep seeing people say “why aren’t people doing something to stop this?” but this is the endpoint of the consolidation of executive power. There’s very little that can be done! One of the ways we’re going to have to fix things is figuring out what to do about that.

legitimately among the very worst people to ever breathe air

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president

Michigan. Nice.

The deafening silence of the crowd. The bricks because of the lousy sight lines. The vamping during replays. This is what championship basketball is all about.

Imagine if we had a good teachers union

it's everybody's favorite 2 hours of the sports year, when we all wonder why the NCAA men's basketball championship tips off at 9 p.m. Eastern on a Monday night

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

Reverse UConn might be happening.

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

Opening Debut.

Trying to be the most average white guy possible these days: Listened to Chris Stapleton, watching Marshalls, never following the news, talking to my friends only about sports, complaining about gas prices.

Jeff Capel please do this.

Roman Siulepa, the only player anyone really wanted to keep at Pitt, is transferring.

Papa Kante is also in the transfer portal, per a report from Pittsburgh Sports Now. Been told by a reliable source there's no chance Dishon Jackson plays at Pitt next season and Cam Corhen's set to graduate. Kieran Mullen's the only center left on the roster as things currently stand.

The key to understanding Trump II is that it’s an administration predicated on doing a national murder-suicide for the crime of embarrassing Trump in 2020

Trump's media strategy for the Iran War has mostly been to leak bullshit that temporarily lowers the price of oil

The solution to all of Duke's problems is one Jeff capel

LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn

This is a problem America created for itself and everyone else.

Reached out to Pentagon officials today for official comment for this story at 12:51 p.m. and again at 6:20. No response. We published the story at 8:22 p.m. Still no response. I'll incorporate Pentagon reaction should it come.

Fuck this.

few things about oneil cruz:

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Did Raftery just call the other guy Verne?

H2P ⚾

Carlos Boozer's beard coloring is like Ryan Day's beard on steroids. Real "80 year old man with jet black hair" vibes.