Buddy, you don't have to announce your bonafides to write this one off

Just watched "the Ritual Killer". Man, is Morgan Freeman in debt or something? Between that terrible movie and the pharmaceutical commercial where he's talking about diarrhea...

Carlos Boozer's beard coloring is like Ryan Day's beard on steroids. Real "80 year old man with jet black hair" vibes.

Actual tournament is on the left and you CANNOT tell me otherwise.

Seriously, they got Lex Luthor in this cabal?

Trump's audio is borderline clipping on the mic. Does not surprise me at all that they didn't bother to have a sound person set this up before the rant. #stateoftheunion

No idea what this subreddit is supposed to be, but it came up first when I logged into the site. I assume this is some weird MRA/Incel shit?

Looks like Drew Magary's account got hacked or something?

Nightmare fuel

Obviously it's disappointing that I didn't win the inaugural FIFA Peace Award. I felt like I had a good shot at it, and that there was a case to be made. But I'm not giving up, and I will do whatever it takes to win the next one. They're definitely going to keep giving it out.

We got Jack White and Eminem in the first game. We get... Post Malone in this one. Baha boys gonna be the halftime performers in the night game.

I know I'm not breaking any new ground by pointing this out, but I had to mute all of the old Gizmodo sites because my news feed is overwhelmed with "they're selling this monitor for pennies!" shit.

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

I know I'm the 10,000th guy to share this one

Starting a war in a meme hat

How do I turn off the Stephen A notifications from the ESPN app? No offense to Steve, but I don't really need his reaction videos to water polo or whatever.

When I think of fiscal responsibility, think of the government deploying troops against American citizens and throwing yourself a military parade on your birthday (all to the tune of around 200 million). @common-cents.bsky.social

Ahhh yes, us leftists and our long held belief that Stalin is good actually.