I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you

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Two soccer players on opposing teams have a gay romance, that is called a cleated rivalry.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

This dude rules

🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️

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just tell trump he got greenland. he'll most likely be dead soon, so you probably won't have to keep up the lie for very long. if he asks to visit you can fly him literally anywhere and say it's greenland

Made a new playlist

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

My reaction to the U.S. attack in Venezuela (1/2)

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'

Well 2026 got to being 2026 in a big damn hurry didn't it

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Grading and googling hallucinated citations, as one does nowadays, and now that LLMs have been around for a while, I've discovered new horrors: hallucinated journals are now appearing in Google Scholar with dozens of citations bc so many people are citing these fake things

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet. Run on *that*

I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.

David Byrne at #NoKings on his bike. (via @wutangforchildren.bsky.social)

An astonishingly large crowd! Chicago

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

preschool house hunters: my son walks in and says "why it look like that in here"

There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall

Greetings and good morning it’s the Tuesday farm rush hour with Mo

Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be… (puts on sunglasses) ..Neil before Zod.

I’m just trying to watch TV #caturday

Found in my brother’s house and I’m upset.

“Buckle up, I’ll explain on the way.”

We can do it everybody www.avibagla.com/blueskydicti...

FACT™️: when the beach boys sang "round round get a round i get a round" it turns out they just forgot the word for pizza

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

There is no weapon more deadly than the last 10% of a hard candy.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day because you're not very cool and make me want to run inside

Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.

Maybe the “Lone Star” was just the Yelp rating for Texas?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

our country rn

So glad we all get to experience the Most Ironic Independence Day In American History.

When we finally start to build community and solidarity.