It's not the Holidays until you're offered to select a chocolate from a Pot of Gold box, pick one blindly because someone threw away the piece of paper that shows which ones are garbage, take a bite, it's orange cream & you promptly shove it between two sofa cushions.

Part of being Canadian is not having a clue when the Grey Cup is.

Bought a cheese Advent Calendar

I love this city

Pies. Heroes. Cannoli. Oh, my! Congrats to @salvatoreshfx.bsky.social for covering all the required food groups over the last 31 delicious years!

Last year’s Superstore float was pretty cool until the employees handing out free chocolate chip cookies began forcing children to sign up for President’s Choice Mastercards. #ParadeofLights

Don’t miss the Parade Of Lights being sponsored by Saltwire. One year the first two floats were free but then you had to subscribe to view the remainder.

I’m just a boy Standing in front of a girl Asking her To not make eye contact with the talking mall tree

One last time. 💚

Canadians rn

The scariest thing at my haunted corn maze would be someone dressed as a Superstore employee wandering around carrying a PC credit card application clipboard.

We took them for granite

Bummed. Another year not being nominated for Best Sweet Treat. My Nan used to say I was quite the character, so I accept that nom in memory of Helen. Vote with your heart or how many times one of my memes made you expel milk through your nose. xo xo EVILPEZ4 (Andy)

Anneabelle

Fuck

Tell me you’re in the Valley for Thanksgiving without telling me you’re in the Valley for Thanksgiving. I’ll go first.

Sweater: “There's no shame, put me on.” Space Heater: “Don't listen to him, he can't give you what I do.” Furnace: “You know you want it.”