12 July 1898 | A Polish Jewish woman, Hane Messer (nee Krotowska), was born in Turek. She emigrated to Belgium. In August 1943 she was deported to #Auschwitz and murdered in a gas chamber.

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

Pedestrian: You have to stop for me Driver: Shut the fuck up you entitled bitch! (Carbrain and misogyny make a great pairing)

Just spoke to Mitch McConnell on the phone for about 20 minutes and he told me he’s a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt

We've all been there, Grungus.

Went outside to clean up some garden mess after last night’s crazy storm, and when I went to pull a stake in our Serrano pepper plant back to fully upright, a bumble bee popped up out of it like “hey man do you mind” and I said sorry to the bee out loud and went back inside

Don’t Be Stubborn, Everybody’s Doing It #art

why dig in your heels? everybody else is doing it.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 2,1947

Sister Decaf says don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya

deep-fried ortolan...and yes we will deep fry the napkin too

Ok this post reminds me of a time when I was traveling for work, and I got into the hotel all late and bedraggled. I stopped at the hotel bar to grab a gin on my way up to my room, intending to order in dinner. 🧵

Look at the martini the airport lounge poured me. Disregard all posts from me after this one.

Interrupting me while I’m eating onion rings is crazy I would never do that to you

I don’t need AI because

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when Mel Brooks falls into an open sewer and dies on his birthday

actually if he goes sometime between today and tomorrow no evil eye but if he does that would be the funniest thing he could possibly do

bootleg nancy 06/26

@pdjeliclark.bsky.social Just re-read A Master of Djinn and can I just say, “P.S.—This is Ahmad” still hits 🤌🏻

I was saying a few weeks ago that if you voted to exacerbate the direct care workforce crisis, you should be at the back of line for receiving services supported by that workforce.

Don’t want to alarm anyone, but the DOJ's Office of Legal Counsel (OLC) just issued a memo purporting to gut Olmstead.

Ok let’s do this. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever spilled all over your kitchen?

mental health: not even once

bought a multi-pack of gas detectors to share with family (they detect fuel leaks, not the carbon monoxide that can leak later as a byproduct of combustion, and you should have them near your furnace, stove, etc.)

Call me a ninny all you want but I’m a full-lane gal and treat most bikes like cars. Idc if you’re pedaling at 5 mph and there are cars behind me, I’m gonna follow and protect your ass at a safe distance until it’s safe to pass.

Is it carbon monoxide

🧵

it is actually hugely popular to mock feminists & women complaining about misogynistic mistreatment and abuse this way. there are endless caricatures and parodies in our culture of this fanatical, joyless woman who commits the great sin of not wanting to be subjugated.

Nuthatch. An older comic.

Happy Pride to all my gaybies (gay babies)! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Vanilla Ice steps up to the mike as the only performer left for America 250. He does a 90 minute set that’s just him yelling “get it? ICE?” In between rounds of Ice, Ice Baby

don't even talk to me before I've had my green beans

Q-Tips Extra Scratchy: Don’t Use These 😉 (tm)

Salad Niçoise

got distracted from my chores thinking about how they really named a wholeass character Crutchie

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 10,1943

Happy mother's day to single men with pets. I see you.

Two mamas, two babies #mothersday

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

hey @finstergrrrl.bsky.social just read this, thought you might enjoy

oh you think theyre annoying and dramatic? theyre gaining the knowledge that they were born into a world that hates them for no actual reason beyond their body and you think theyre annoying

BREAKING: in April 2026, *every single one* of the 1,570 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans. In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 6,066 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November 2025), and nobody else.

imagine searching on Google for the best Google searches