Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

why is my mouth an episode of pawn stars tonight “i’m looking for the platonic ideal of a wendy’s hamburger from the 80s” “best i can do is half a party bag of white cheddar popcorn”

Read this. Do not respond until you’ve read the materials from the ACLU and EFF. The address list/RSVP is putting you in danger. If someone with a clipboard is insistent, sign as Robert Redford, or Smedley Butler, or Eleanor Roosevelt. Put your address as 1060 W Addison St, Chicago IL 60613.

Strange Horizons published our first issue 25 years ago this month! 🎉 Thank you to everyone who has ever read, shared, submitted, donated! We wouldn't be here without you and we hope you'll continue to support us into the future!

Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered. And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.

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you say they haven't changed much, but the simple fact remains: the boys that returned are NOT the same boys that left, nor is the town the same town they left. that chick that used to dance a lot no longer does we're forever longing for the return of hypothetical boys to a town that will never be

Oh HELL yes

when the cold steps well into your morning and the days are noticeably shorter WE shall come into our FULL POWER and we will be raising funds not raising the dead but selling the coins that take you THERE ⏳💀🎃🪙 october 1st - october 31st

*happy sigh*

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!

Breaking: Evacuations in parts of Arvada for a vegetation fire. Exact evacuation spots here, please heed these -> #COwx t.co/g5niwydM9C

i tore the tag off my mattress and it played a message from a princess asking for help from Obi-Wan Kenobi. i wonder if she means old Ben Kenobi

Okay so... Fiasco can explain It am not GOOD explanation mind u But can definitely explain if u have an OPEN MIND

If you are in the Edmonton area Fiasco is still missing - please check garages and sheds and engines! Let's get him home, please share x

Yesterday we visited Green Mountain Falls, CO to visit the kinetic sculpture Off the Beaten Path by Patrick Shearn. I wasn’t ready for just how dynamic it was even in the slightest breeze. Reminds me of a murmuration of starlings. Incredible artwork. It’ll only be up through October 19th.

hi it is almost 2 am and the jet2holiday-gnarly mashup is buzzing around my head and swatting it is not helping

Glowing, perfect review of @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social’s This Is My Body! “Unique, unexpectedly tender, surprisingly sensual and full of queer love.” Thank you @gabino.bsky.social I’m plotzing!!

making my baby smoke one (1) cigarette so she can get the covid vax

*checks calendar* it's 72 days until halloween!! and our impossible goal of gaining just ONE new patreon patron a day IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING *stifles happy sob* will you be today's patron? 🥹🖤 www.patreon.com/the_deadlands

follow us here on bsky if: BONES you have them + like / RT if deep down, underneath it all you are SKELETON or a future ghost

Some days you’re the beef, some days you’re the where’s the

Hey, so, TOTALLY not suggesting that RFK Jr. BACKS DOWN when we PUSH BACK, BUT if you’d like to call… HHS Toll-Free: 1-877-696-6775 HHS Direct Line: 202-690-7000 PLEASE share and consider calling your senators and representatives as well. NONE of this is okay. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775. I'd also call your senators/reps as well.

i am officially not responsible for my 3 am poasting like that shit is not my business

pillars of creation but it’s gonzo’s chickens gazing into the distance

👀 We know we said we'd be open in the Fall... But Augur Magazine and @talesfeathers.bsky.social subs are opening on AUGUST 1!!! Peep the subs guidelines ✨ now ✨ 🔗 Link for more info: augursociety.org/submissions/

HEY SFF WRITERS 👋✨ We want your books. So we can acquire them. And print them. For our ✨🪶 SOON TO BE LAUNCHED PRESS 🪶✨ Submissions are open until August 30. 12.5k-40k words. Guidelines are live on our site, found down-thread. Pass it on 👀

what if instead of going to work tomorrow i get on a plane and go build a tiny hut in one of the greenhouses at cheekwood and sniff flowers all day

PRESS RELEASE Announcing the Afterlives 2024 Table of Contents!! curated by @shereereneethomas.bsky.social "This Afterlives collection has some very powerful, gifted voices that explore liminal spaces, the veil between this world and the possible next." thread/ psychopomp.com/announcing-t...

can i just like show this to my boss or w/e

it’s 3AM and my brain’s blasting matchbox twenty like it’s running a sad little IHOP

thinkin’ bout that buddy 😻

Perhaps you need something to cheer you up? How about absurdly happy telly

The posters code is not to worry about engagement, it is to wildly transmit whatever strange ideas you have until you end up getting ratioed by the menswear guy

in honor of andrea, posting this poem by another friend who went into the west some years ago. www.boxcarpoetry.com/031/askeland...

Andrea Gibson, Colorado’s poet laureate and a national voice on LGBTQ issues, has died

neurotypical folks*, do you actually not zone out multiple times a day or even in the same conversation?? trying to substantiate the rumor *on the theory there are at least two NT people on bsky

In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes. So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.

Suppose you want to brew a pot of coffee. This is a task that is composed of several subtasks, each subtask contributes to the goal of having a freshly brewed pot of coffee. You need to engage in teleological thinking to do this: understand what the goal is, and what actions to take to achieve it.

In the last week, more than 200 veterans have volunteered to attend immigration hearings with Afghans who worked with U.S. forces during the 20-year war in Afghanistan, according to Kyleanne Hunter, CEO of Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America. #OnYourSide www.kpbs.org/news/border-...

FYI Bookshop.org has anti-prime free shipping rn!

Okay I am NOT updating this graphic any more (go buy THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST so I can feed my cats tho) us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Crocs are the colanders of shoes

woohoo!!! congrats, everybody!!

i have plenty to say about the state of things but all of it is cussing and also i have to deal with a pipe leak so this is my obligatory post on all that. have a barrage of cuss words and then find a timeline cleanse like baby bunnies or hobi’s abs so you can keep going

Happy Canada Day! Our Canadian-authored eBooks are on sale for just $1 each! 8 books! Grab them all or just the ones you don't have. The sale is for 3 days only—starting July 1 and ending at midnight July 4. undertowpublications.com/ebooks

The end of one Pride Month is the start of another one: Happy Disability Pride Month! I'd like to use this post to ask people to add ALT text to images. They are a tool to make things visible in text not all can see in images and hence improve the discourse and mutual understanding on socials.

bluesky made alt text a habit for me and I think that rocks. THIS COULD BE YOU!