From Hell's heart, it only Tuesday

I was rear-ended in an intersection by a driver who initially pulled over near me in a parking lot, then peeled out. There were cameras on the intersection and the parking lot. Cops wrote down the time of the hit-and-run incorrectly, ignored my many calls and emails, and never ID’d the offender. 😡😡😡

Walt Kelly’s Pogo poster for the inaugural #EarthDay on April 22, 1970.

sorry for bad new’s

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Happy TDOV! My life has been hugely enriched by having friends across the gender spectrum, and in a sense I think transphobes are punishing themselves by insisting on leading a life that is smaller, poorer, and meaner than it needs to be. However in another sense more vengeance is needed

Trans friends, thank you for being you, and for, when you can, sharing yourselves with a world that is so frequently undeserving of the light you bring to it. I love and support you, always. 🏳️‍⚧️🫂🫶

this is a place of honor. something extremely cool is buried here.

I absolutely imprinted on every part of this movie. It is “my” canonic Romeo and Juliet. Pete Postlethwaite as the Hawaiian-shirt-wearing priest, Harold Perrineau as Mercutio, John Leguizamo as Tybalt, everyone and everything in this movie was perfect. 😍

Busted down a killer muffuletta on the way to be fitted for a dress. My sister is aghast. I’m of the opinion that if the dress doesn’t fit after a sandwich, then the dress *did not fit*. I’m so happy to be old.

It’s very simple. Small screen=small brain. If I need to get out my big brain (which I do, for making travel plans), I get out the big screen. Guaranteed to make mistakes if you try to do a big brain job on a small screen.

We need more shows like this one where the detectives are actually quite bad at what they do, though that point takes a while to dawn on the viewer. Can’t wait to watch season 2.

But why did this post just give a fullblown flashback to the smell of my Mom’s purse, when I was a child? Leather, Velamints, the metallic whiff of keys and coins.

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

me: if there was a potato march madness i think tater tots would be like a 13 seed that made it to the elite eight doctor: sir i asked if you wanted to cut the umbilical cord.. but damn now you got me thinking about this tournament

#WorldPoetryDay | Pavel Friedman (Jewish Czechoslovak poet born in 1921) wrote a poem „Butterfly” in the #Theresienstadt Ghetto in June 1942. On 29 September 1944 Friedman was deported to #Auschwitz where he was murdered.

we learned this poem as kids

Same. I literally used a typewriter at the library to fill out the applications that triggered my last few “we were hacked LOL 😝” notifications. Who digitized this application, when, why, and why was it saved for 25 years?

Gender Studies is the most vindicated academic field of all time

To give Graham Platner the benefit of the doubt re: being a Nazi, you’d need to (1) start with some doubt on that point AND (2) resolve that doubt in his favor despite his being a nasty bigot in his Reddit comment history. I don’t see how anyone gets past the first hurdle here, much less both.

This is my whole career actually :

“I never see you at the gym.” Oh? I never see you upon the loom.

I don't think I can eat that much Judaism every day

Ferbruary #oldknees

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Nice equivalency. False?

Imperial Batarang. Ok well goodnight.

Zohran: good morning Rama my wife Rama: hello mamdani

I Don’t Want To Do This Anymore #art

2027 is going to be our year.

well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

A dispatch from the “war on Christmas” — the Sikh liquor store lady told me (Jewish) “merry Christmas.”

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

This article subhead says, “Parents blast adult offspring for cutting them off,” but the central parent profiled in this story, as well as the next parent in the story, cut off contact with their children. Hmmmm.

Jake Gyllenhaal meme, but make it about book cover art. Publisher: we got some new art for this title we’re publishing! Therapist: new art, or same art as always (a woman facing away, ideally with a WWII-era plane or two flying in the background)? Publisher: same art as always :(

I haaate the clichéd book titles like The [Profession’s] [Sister/Daughter/Wife], but man, this one takes the cake. As the sub-head + article explain, she became a captain! Why not call the book, The Sea Captain? While I’m at it, I would love to see “The Woman Who Faced Away” cover art cliché die.

Goyim: are you okay?

If you’re at bedtime and there’s no Bonzo, you’re the Bonzo

Did it shoot the serif?

Not the point, but: this guy doesn’t even look like Newsom. It’s slop.

A pox on both their houzzes.

When I was younger, I thought one day maybe I'll go to a bar all the time and the bartender will know my order. Never happened. But today the pharmacist looked at me and said, we got your order, hold on. Not the way I imagined this moment at all.