Guys we need to be normal about this, I won’t pay more than 7000 dollars for this game

I genuinely wonder, in a real actual way, if this leads to, like, a MYHOUSE.WAD movie. Like, I can absolutely see that happening as a result of these.

what if

I'm something of an historian of sketch based comedy and i can tell you that the kids are reinventing the revue from first principles which is great

sibling was listening to me talk about Creek from of the devil and they asked "are they your favorite in like, an otacon way or a char aznable way" and i got so mad I stopped breathing

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Biblically accurate surveillance state

Lego should release a set that’s of your house and you build it and see a tinier version of you inside of it, and what are you doing? You are building a Lego version of your house, but smaller. And who is inside that house? A third, even smaller, you

"nothing has shipped to consumers"

“You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down from 50 stories up, thinking about the meaninglessness of life, listening to dark voices deep inside you, and you think, ‘Should I? … Should I?  … Should I push someone off?’”

Nancy 6/4/26

this is poetry. modern homer. sand eating elon

many people who would have lived longer will die because of this. he’s one of the most destructive people on the planet.

There IS a brilliant version of this show, where an empowered team of excellent journalists tackle a conspiracy Joe Rogan believes and force him to confront hard evidence that runs counter to his beliefs. They'll never make it, but I'd watch it.

got that new penis smell

a lot of 'internet fandom media' ends up experiencing what i like to call 'ArmyGuyification.' basically the whole thing turns into Tactical Guys. biggest culprit rn is SCP. im sorry i love army guys as much as the next girl but this is the most gayest and kitschy shit ever. like negative aura

wirh alt text cuz Pride is inclusive

Marathon is free to play this week. It is the best video game I have played this decade. I know people who have never seriously played an FPS who have cleared Compiler multiple times; it really is not as intimidating as it maybe sounds, it just helps a lot to have friends. Join us on Tau Ceti IV!

A fun videogame thing is when a cutscene happens with a treasure chest in the background because that motherfucker can be talking about the most important thing in the game but all I’m thinking about is not leaving the room before I get to open that thing and get leggings

PLEASE let Bari be stupid enough to do a “why we fired Scott Pelley” segment on the show

To be clear, a "hostile work environment" is a strict legal standard under Title VII that requires showing pervasive or severe harassment based on a protected class. "Incompetent asshole" is not yet a protected class under Title VII. This is an attempt to justify a for-cause firing that will fail.

Adam Hamawy is a seasoned veteran combat medic who literally saved the life of a sitting senator of the United States; volunteered to treat Bosnians and Palestinians during their genocides, helped 9/11 victims on 9/11, and this is how the NYT decides to describe him after he wins a seat to Congress.

Thinking about doing a commentary playthrough of #Dishonored with @rafcolantonio.bsky.social. He has not played much since we released the game!

someone has to have already made the "Vichy Minutes" joke right

I repeat this a lot, but the plot of Pariah is "ooooh he's soooo dangerous but what if they kissed!" Bequin keeps just being the only woman who ~sees the person in the monster~ and now she has an army of murderous protectors.

New Behind the Bastards 🚓 This week Robert invites Joe Kassabian to the guest seat and regales him with the thrilling story of Mark Fuhrman, the most famous racist in LAPD history. @iwriteok.bsky.social @jkass99.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social linktr.ee/behindthebas...

Carve a new path through Tau Ceti IV. Season 2 starts now. Join the Open Play Week from 12pm PT today through June 9 on PlayStation 5, Steam, and XBOX Series X|S. youtu.be/p-DQAiREHI0

i guess he just prefers working within existing IPs but man dan abnett is wasted on games workshop

There are lots of AR views of aircraft, but Ben Lim is the first person I've seen do AR views of aircraft tracks, and I love it. x.com/benlimner/st...

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

“Dune is colonialist” “dune is a warning” wrong. The message of dune is that all computers must be destroyed and that doing cocaine gives you superpowers

I’ve been thinking a lot about the shifting baseline concept as applied to everyday life. People in their 20’s now have no memory of highly functional systems, products (from blenders to sweaters) that were so well made you could hand them down across generations, or even helpful customer service.

FIRE TRUCK COMING HAHA YEAAAAH HONK HONK

I didn't realize it was her! Makes me love Widow Bay even more.

If you shut people in a room with an electric shock device and nothing else, they will literally give themselves repeated painful shocks rather than be bored. I can believe hobby fascism falls under that umbrella of human WTFery.

Graham Platner: ‘I Didn’t Know Extramarital Sexting Was A Symbol For Cheating’

i went to sword college to study the blade and nobody knew you

Damn the voice choice for Bernard Strauss in Marathon totally works. Fred Tatasciore ?

Discrimination based on gender identity or expression is illegal in New York City. Trans New Yorkers are protected by law. Our City will protect your rights, defend your humanity and stand beside you without hesitation.

i am sure glad so many people are going so far out of their way to ensure this guy’s grossly overvalued space company gets to embed itself in everyone’s portfolio like a tick

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATTO. HE WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT HIS ABSENCE”

"Users must be able to remove and replace batteries with basic tools, or specialized tools that are provided with the product for free, and compatible spare batteries must be sold for at least five years."

Not for nothing but freedom of navigation has been a core US foreign policy objective for 200+ years and preserving the Arabian Gulf from domination has been one for just a hair under 50. When I say things like “calamity” or “inexcusable defeat”, I am not being partisan or exaggerating.

This is what happens when you replace customer service with an AI chatbot: Instagram users getting hacked in the dumbest possible way. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social has more. Read now: www.404media.co/hackers-simp...

CBS DIDN'T KILL ITSELF

according to the spacex filings, their valuation is justified entirely by grok, which will be 90% of enterprise ai, and ai will be 90% of the us economy