Playing FMK with a Pokemon deck

How long before this guy starts talking about Roman History?

Prof Wafflington composing three right angles.

Prof Wafflington composing three right angles.

AI Slop's Fables

Decaf for Cutie

Know Your Rights: An Introduction To The Empty Set

The first time I heard the word "dude" would have been around 1982. My friend Kris used it in reference to that weird-looking Pac-Man guy (pictured) that bears no resemblance to the actual game. And to this day, that dude kind of informs my conception of what a "dude" is.

Been away from Bluesky for a bit trying to finish my Economics thesis where I propose replacing the traditional FIFO (first in first out) and LIFO (last in first out) models of accounting with a new FAFO (f*ck around find out) model, which more accurately captures the realities of modern economics.

Panic! At the Daiso

I like Big Bird and I cannot lie Snuffleupagus can't deny When a bird walks in with a hand on his wing I get sprung

*sits bolt upright in bed* BAT IS SHORT FOR BIRD RAT

firetrucks are red to trick the fire into thinking it's one of their own

Million dollar idea: boneless hotdogs.

Can we please stop with all this rabbit vs hare gatekeeping

Labubu vs Mecha-Labubu

Waffules prefers to have his feet against the wall when he sleeps.

Wearing two different secondary colors to give off that supervillain vibe.

Your English teacher and your gym teacher have been fused into an ungodly homunculus by your science teacher

Be the strange you wish to see in the world

Manifesting plausible vibes

Tinder users hate this one fish

I’m a hydration skeptic. not sure you need to drink that stuff

Never meet your entities

Mimi has learned to hide under the mat so Waffles cannot find her.

nothing less wholesome than a single regular guy emerging from a clown car

In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen

Uncanny Valley High

Hollywood should do a big raffle every year and make a biopic of the winner.

Crashing the cryptid conference and claiming to be the world expert on the Purple Nerple.

Old card dealers never die. They usually crawl into the walls and live on old tater tots and spite.

Scroll Scroll Scroll I don't know what that even means. Scroll Scroll Scroll

unfortunate that i burned myself in the preparation of a cold side dish. however, sacrifice has created the most powerful potato salad ever.

The Gabba Gabba Ghouls are a Ramones cover band that dresses up as undead versions of the band members. What people don't know is that it *is* the Ramones, reanimated by an evil sorcerer and forced to keep playing together into eternity.

This fucking guy.

Do they have the Em Dash in the Olympics still?

You know how undercover cops have to tell you they're a cop if you ask them directly, and how vampires can't come into your house unless you invite them in? Has anyone else gotten into trouble because you mixed that up?

What we really look like Wednesday

I would never get one of those "have a blessed day" bumper stickers because what if my enemy saw it.

I sat quietly with my own thoughts today. Remind me to never do that again.

You want your eels to be supple and slippery, able to writhe. A stiff, straight eel is of no use to anyone. Thus the expression for when something bad comes your way, "you got a rod eel."

any sufficiently advanced feeling is indistinguishable from a fact

Waffles enjoys putting his great length on display.

I feel like my short term memory is not what it used to be.

I feel like my short term memory is not what it used to be.

Every time I see another tech CEO doing yet another sh*tty thing, I figure it's karma for all those cars we downloaded.

Spelling has never been my fortay.

As a general rule of fantasy naming, the closer to the back half of the alphabet the average letter in their name is, the eviller they are. A name that doesn't contain any consonants north of R is poison frog colouration. If it uses Y as a vowel in a non-terminal position you're basically fucked.