Hermes Pissmegistus
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they/them Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric 🌱🪬🌱
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Jeffrey Keese
about 15 hours ago
I’m a simple man but I don’t think it’s too much to ask that anyone associated with pedophilia to be disqualified from holding any sort of position of authority for the rest of their life.
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before the internet if you had a super weird fetish your only option was to become a cartoonist
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The Outer Worlds 2: pro: can play as a nonbinary mullet goth who hates the government con: CABLE MANAGEMENT
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tjose of you younger than 38 may not know this but once upon a time, the funniest thing you could do on the internet was make a techno remix of Vegeta saying “it’s over 9000”
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Sen ⚢
about 14 hours ago
It's 2025 and some people are still acting like the Democratic Party does what it does by mistake. Charlie Brown: "Lucy is so bad at her job, when is she going to grow a spine and hold the football properly?"
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✨️Angel Facts✨️
about 14 hours ago
what if we made a. society that wasnt run by the scum of the earth
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Ann Leckie
about 16 hours ago
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
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lauren
about 18 hours ago
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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on behalf of the Linguistics community: we don’t claim Chomsky, that bitch can rot
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More Perfect Union
about 16 hours ago
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike. Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year. Upwards of 12,000
@sbworkersunited.org
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the founding fathers were just mad the aristocrats didn’t invite them to their pedophile castle parties
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Russ sez: Sean Dunn did NOTHING WRONG
1 day ago
Here's your chance to do something about the people being starved and beaten in Broadview ICE custody. Share this post, and I'll donate $1 to the Midwest Immigration Bond Fund (
www.mibfc.org
). And if you make a donation to them, let me know how much and I'll match it 1:1.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Erika Lee Sears
2 days ago
Grapefruit 😇
#art
#oilpainting
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Scylla
1 day ago
every day I am reminded that the greatest skill I was ever taught was how to properly find information on my own
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Tim Onion
1 day ago
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Suleikha Snyder
1 day ago
Why are rakes and hoes the most prominently slutty gardening tools? Won’t somebody think of the shears and trowels? I bet they’re promiscuous too.
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Doghouse Reilly
1 day ago
It’s funny that Harvard has been a consistent target for reactionary campaigns, and not one has been dedicated to ousting Larry Summers, an openly political figure who was friends with Jeffrey Epstein; meanwhile, it’s a fine-toothed comb for *checks notes* Black women.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
9 months ago
thinking about it now: i've said it before but the argument gets more reasonable by the day that joe biden should be (and will be) historically viewed similarly to buchanan for his complete inability to respond appropriately to trump during his term. he had one job and he fucked it up.
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geoffrey
1 day ago
the attorney general of the united states and the director of the fbi have personally worked to cover up evidence that implicates the president in the rape of children
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
2 days ago
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
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heard loud pained noises from the kitchen partner (35m) knelt on one of the zippers on his goth pants while putting away groceries
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healing generational trauma every time i throw a plastic deli container in the trash
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Jerry Chen
3 days ago
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
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s(pace) j(unk)
3 days ago
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" that's nice i would
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clyde bruckman's ghost of xmas future says free link
4 months ago
turns out now i have a conditioned pavlovian response where whenever i see a logitech usb game controller i think about billionaires being crushed into a paste inside a tiny submarine
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the Mountain Goats
3 days ago
trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
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Brendel
3 days ago
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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Frances Meh
4 days ago
have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
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you couldn’t make Monty Python Upper Class Twit of the Year sketch today they’d write opinion columns about it
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Jules Suzdaltsev
3 days ago
this is literally never not accurate
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Calvinball Congress
4 days ago
“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.” -Ta-Nehisi Coates
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good hyuck, babe!
4 days ago
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
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Big Poppa Derp🇺🇸
4 days ago
Accurate:
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Santiago Mayer
4 days ago
Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
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A.R. Moxon
4 days ago
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
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Adam Weinstein
4 days ago
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Ela Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (Not very scary)
4 days ago
Didn't make sense not to live for fun To bring us sugar and tea and rum
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androgynous vampire enthusiast
7 days ago
keep an eye out for my upcoming hot NYT article: Did Men Ruin Everything? Not Exaggerating Literally Everything For The Past 5000 Years
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eva (^_^)/
4 days ago
um actually a female wizard is called a wizatrix
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woke stifler
4 days ago
it’s so crazy that universal health care just stopped being a conversation in mainstream democratic spaces. biden won the nomination, during a pandemic no less, and the discussion was just over i guess
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Comfortably Numb
4 days ago
Apropos of
theonion.com/democrats-si...
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
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Molly Jong-Fast
5 days ago
So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?
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Moby Dick
5 days ago
Yet is there hope. Time and tide flow wide.
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Brendel
5 days ago
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆
about 2 years ago
🌌 gnbsky
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Mistrum Emma
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Senator Ron Wyden
5 days ago
Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
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Jerry Chen
5 days ago
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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Moby Dick
5 days ago
I promise nothing complete; because any human thing supposed to be complete, must for that very reason infallibly be faulty.
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