chicken breast if you have to season & sauce it beyond all recognition for it to be remotely edible, it isn’t good!!

it’s worthwhile to learn long division and how to do operations with fractions by hand it’s important to read/watch the classics even if you think they’re boring because you’ll be able to understand the layers of meaning in references to them instead of just parroting memes

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

OK listen I understand most of us are not religious but we can agree that Trump is exhibiting all the signs of being the Antichrist, right?

Begging the algorithm to stop showing me posts from folks I don’t follow saying their dog died.

“how close do you have to be to a dead body before you have to stop working” the greatest thread in the history of cultural protestantism

tbf some popes did a lot of crimes

the more you're around academic settings a realization dawns on you its just a process , it only takes longer if you aren't good at it , A Lot Of Complete Fucking Idiots Have PHDs

see now i’m thinking we don’t need any more presidents

The synthesizer is, culturally, a transgender instrument.

While I wouldn't be surprised if ol' Jack was doing some light Goetia on the side, there's no need to puff up the Thelemites who were mostly edgy post-protestant Golden Dawn-ers. The specific demons that blew Jack up were the LAPD, and I do strongly advise against summoning them.

How your Iranian peace talks go? pretty good it doesn’t seem! next time you invite Pam

mister baby man decided he would try to experience The Outdoors today he got as far as the edge of the porch before i reminded him he has the survival instincts of a paper towel

Me Too didn’t go far enough

i think it’s good that Al Franken was forced to resign

this one is extra fun when it’s the guy who is super accustomed to being the smartest one in the room so no one ever questions him he either gets super butthurt or is like “wait hi you’re my best friend now 🥺” legendary vibe check

amazing to see what disgusting, repellent creatures liberals will proudly defend for having a (D) by their name

Eric Swalwell is a rapist. California deserves better than this filthy predator of a man. If you still support Swalwell after this, then you might as well support Trump. Both of these men come from the same rotten core of patriarchy & rape culture, just like Andrew Cuomo. Rip it all out.

Women would rather use your cum as salad dressing than go to therapy

“release the files” is just “6-7” for gen X

you can literally be like “i will vote for any democrat who isn’t a cop or a rapist” and Blue MAGA will fall on their swords for the honor of cops and racists before considering any alternative whatsoever

the autistic power move is to correct their “fun fact” and infodump the full context 🤓

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there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

instead of a swear jar we had a “shrug jar” where i had to put in a quarter every time i answered a question by shrugging my shoulders video game consoles including handhelds were forbidden had to drink milk with dinner every night until i was like 14

trivia is stored in the ass

i had a friend in college who would do this with both ramen and oatmeal his preferred drink was vodka chased with water

a second tboy swag winona has hit my pinterest feed

there’s a ton of “manly” jobs out here but you gotta wake up at 4 am and use a porta-john and complaining on a podcast is way easier than that i guess

AuDHD Household Things: each of us has secret stashes of specific beverages in different parts of the house in case of a Beverage Emergency

if your dog can’t be left alone and isn’t trained to behave in public then STAY THE FUCK HOME WITH YOUR STUPID DOG

they can register you for the draft but not the vote

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

The thing about the US and Israel crowing about how easy it was to defeat Iran and how they were no match for us, as Hegseth did this morning, is that if that's true as they claim, Iran was never a threat to us and we just bombed some schools and killed some kids for funsies.

see i *didn’t* bet money that Israel would break a ceasefire within 24 hours, but maybe i should have

where was this energy when your boss was pledging bottomless support for wiping out civilization in Gaza? do you think we all fell out of a coconut tree yesterday??

i think one depressing thing for me about LLMs is that a huge number of people realized for the very first time that they were Not Smart and then immediately just gave up on trying

i know this is a fake problem that we’re not supposed to talk about but i really hate how comfortable everyone is commenting about a person’s body & eating habits if that person is small

"It was this or trans people having rights" is a weird position to even joke about considering democrats ran on not challenging state laws and abandoning trannies

la croix: sea of tranquility flavor

not to be all Millennial, but i remember back in the 90s Sesame Street did a bit where the worms all went to the moon and each episode they’d check in with how much closer the shuttle was, and ngl it brings me so much joy to watch humans doing it for real

they use AI for everything except banning trans ppl, which is done lovingly by hand

and no, non-natives will not kill your local bees saw that one in a facebook group

Transphobia is an ongoing battle from a vocal propaganda machine continuing in 2026. Polls *actually* show majority support for trans lives and healthcare. Trans equality was never a "wedge issue" despite that being peddled and shame on establishment Dems for parroting the right wing propaganda.

why yes yes i did try to find a parking spot in Chinatown at 1 pm on a Saturday why do you ask?

early spring in downtown Portland, aka 10,000 people playing hockey with a single brain cell

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

i fucking love Portland, OR everyone who talks about PDX being a shithole has literally never been to any other city if you wanna insult it have a real reason, like how far apart all the good bars are, or how the downtown traffic patterns were apparently designed by a tweaker with a box of crayons