I’m a simple man but I don’t think it’s too much to ask that anyone associated with pedophilia to be disqualified from holding any sort of position of authority for the rest of their life.

before the internet if you had a super weird fetish your only option was to become a cartoonist

The Outer Worlds 2: pro: can play as a nonbinary mullet goth who hates the government con: CABLE MANAGEMENT

tjose of you younger than 38 may not know this but once upon a time, the funniest thing you could do on the internet was make a techno remix of Vegeta saying “it’s over 9000”

It's 2025 and some people are still acting like the Democratic Party does what it does by mistake. Charlie Brown: "Lucy is so bad at her job, when is she going to grow a spine and hold the football properly?"

what if we made a. society that wasnt run by the scum of the earth

RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

on behalf of the Linguistics community: we don’t claim Chomsky, that bitch can rot

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike. Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year. Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.

the founding fathers were just mad the aristocrats didn’t invite them to their pedophile castle parties

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Grapefruit 😇 #art #oilpainting

every day I am reminded that the greatest skill I was ever taught was how to properly find information on my own

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Why are rakes and hoes the most prominently slutty gardening tools? Won’t somebody think of the shears and trowels? I bet they’re promiscuous too.

It’s funny that Harvard has been a consistent target for reactionary campaigns, and not one has been dedicated to ousting Larry Summers, an openly political figure who was friends with Jeffrey Epstein; meanwhile, it’s a fine-toothed comb for *checks notes* Black women.

thinking about it now: i've said it before but the argument gets more reasonable by the day that joe biden should be (and will be) historically viewed similarly to buchanan for his complete inability to respond appropriately to trump during his term. he had one job and he fucked it up.

the attorney general of the united states and the director of the fbi have personally worked to cover up evidence that implicates the president in the rape of children

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

heard loud pained noises from the kitchen partner (35m) knelt on one of the zippers on his goth pants while putting away groceries

healing generational trauma every time i throw a plastic deli container in the trash

welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" that's nice i would

turns out now i have a conditioned pavlovian response where whenever i see a logitech usb game controller i think about billionaires being crushed into a paste inside a tiny submarine

trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it

you couldn’t make Monty Python Upper Class Twit of the Year sketch today they’d write opinion columns about it

this is literally never not accurate

“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.” -Ta-Nehisi Coates

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

Accurate:

Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao

Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.

Didn't make sense not to live for fun To bring us sugar and tea and rum

keep an eye out for my upcoming hot NYT article: Did Men Ruin Everything? Not Exaggerating Literally Everything For The Past 5000 Years

um actually a female wizard is called a wizatrix

it’s so crazy that universal health care just stopped being a conversation in mainstream democratic spaces. biden won the nomination, during a pandemic no less, and the discussion was just over i guess

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So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

Yet is there hope. Time and tide flow wide.

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

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Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.

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I promise nothing complete; because any human thing supposed to be complete, must for that very reason infallibly be faulty.