packers fans watching the seahawks special teams

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

has to be Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You by Big Thief

this has been playing on loop in my head for 16 years straight btw

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days

The knowing head nods the two officials exchange as they prepare to signal that a field goal was good must hit like a thunderbolt

All this nightmare shit on the timeline being inflicted by the federal government on their own people and the only moment of levity I got today was finding out the Steelers hired Mike McCarthy for some reason

Harrison Mevis:

RAMS WIN

Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing

“me and the girlies going to the boy aquarium and telling them to kiss” listen to yourselves. youre grown adults. are you not embarrassed? just a little bit? do you not feel an ounce of shame

i’m sorry but the houston texans cannot play in a super bowl. that’s fake. that’s madden stuff

Jarrett Stidham rn:

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

i am free from the clutches of football. daytona here i come baybeeeeeee

another 9 course meal for the shieldies

McManus is a terrible kicker, but at least he’s also a terrible person

I honestly can't stop laughing at the fact that we all know the Pope is up watching this Bears vs Packers game and, quite possibly, using a solid amount of profanity right now.

Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing

I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is

😬

happy new year!!! 2026 will be A Year and that's all i feel confident in predicting tbh

[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle

lol a touchdown Seahawks situation that im not personally invested in is so much funnier

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

football is silly goodnight

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

i'm laughing because crying would be sad

very cool that every day now there are a bunch of stories where i think well i can’t post what i think about that without violating terms of service

the single nameless college is the one steve went to when he left blue’s clues

NASCOURT day 3 morning affirmation: honor michael jordan and become a problem at work today

How I’m gonna be treating the TL in a few hours after a few drinks

damn NBC just call me a dago straight to my face why don’t you?!

thanksgiving is a vibe!

oh god this is beautiful 😫

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

If you think about it the part where Gordon Lightfoot says the islands and bays of Lake Michigan are for sportsmen is kind of about the Packers

kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems

And there are people who want all football played in a dome

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

Okay, I've seen enough. Not election night related, just been a long year and I have seen way too many things

from 2003

yes! hahaha! YES!!!!!!!!!