World Cup Broadcast Just Now: PXP: It's the '85 Bears vs. 2000 Ravens isn't it? Color: They say defense wins championships don't they? PXP: Actually here they say DEE-fence wins championships. Brilliant from the Brits

Ok Darren Fletcher also just referenced the '85 Bears and 2000 Ravens, and corrected his co-host's pronunciation of defence to the American DEfense. He's a ringer.

I’m going to be real with you guys. I forgot Maine exists

Lmao here's the goal from Freese's perspective, courtesy of the BBC's 3D World Cup thing

TRUMP: the game was stolen SCOTUS: by 6-3 vote, we uphold the President’s Executive Order confiscating the World Cup trophy HAKEEM JEFFRIES: hell yeah

that’s leonard fournette wtf

what in the brandon fucking bostick

Put Marshawn at midfield. Send a message

GO PACK GO sorry reflex

We are so back

(Belgian football HQ, marketing meeting, 2025) “what if we made it tie dye but bad”

(frantically setting up my docket trackers for CM/ECF filings involving “Balogun”)

this game will get out of control

bruh

this is the best Sunday Night Football in years

as an absolute neutral fan this game is too much. my thoughts are with our neighbors and oldest allies (the french)

Make the World Cup every year

Neymar:

Nobody let Kevin O’Connell near Haaland. Let’s not tempt this

“You wanna see my clearance?”

We have an unconfirmed report from emergency personnel on the ground at the decimated El Toro Air Station that a truck of survivors has arrived looking for any help they can find, but little is to be had.

getting my heart ripped out by Green (Bay) Cape. Football is life

this is a rocky movie

they hooping

Pull the goalie!

😄

WAS IT OVER WHEN THE ARGENTINES BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!

Balogun moves to the Commissioner’s exempt list because the red card occurred on US soil. You got this Goodell

Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

DAWG

“It’s ref time” - ref

how do you say Tim Donaghy in Bosnian

Tyler Sorsby ass ref

Balogun said

Only Kyle Shanahan can draw that up

[screaming]

ball don’t lie

Week 18 already clinched vibes

you ain’t NEVER getting in the EU

kinda pathetic watching the chinless chuds who run the regime's social accounts try (and fail) to co-opt the vibes. you hate soccer man, we know that. you don't know ball. don't act like you know ball. keep downing that meatloaf in mom's basement and leave the good soccer vibes alone.

apropos of nothing: haven’t heard shit about athlete’s foot in forever. Tough Actin Tinactin won that war.

triangle button masterclass of a pass

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS (celebratory)

put Micah Parsons in

(follows USMNT for 3 seconds) pulisic benched “this is unprecedented”