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baseball has two basic modes: 1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion 2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

every few years society reinvents the "coffee flavored coffee" rant from first principles. in fact the first known incident of coffee-flavored-coffee induced rage dates to 1534 when Ahmad bin Abd al-Haqq al-Sunbati persuaded a group of listeners to destroy coffee shops in Cairo selling flat whites

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Alberto Giacometti, Tall Figure, III, 1960 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136846

A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.

I am REAL PLEASED with today's pigeon.

hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take

Chiantifa

Icebergs - Grise Fiord Doris McCarthy 1976

This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)

Giacomo Balla, Street Light, c. 1910-11 (dated on painting 1909) https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134542

If you are a fan of sensualists who also giggle a lot, this episode is a true gift.

Ceci n'est pas un chat

Cracking up since a robotext earlier couldn't make up it's mind on what to text, so it just sent EVERYTHING AT ONCE

Found the coolest website that takes random found cassette tapes people submit and digitizes them. I’m listening to an NYC hip hop station from 1994: intertapes.net

Ok who wants a bizarre no stakes mystery to solve? I had to go to the hospital by ambulance this morning (heart stuff, am ok now.) A bunch of ambulance guys came into our living room to get me. And now we keep finding tiny glass ducks On the floor.

The delight of walking in Seoul for the Annual Listening to my fave episode of @itschristmastown.bsky.social and happening upon this. Thank you @mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social and @sarakatew.bsky.social for bringing light to dark times.

Boy and Moon - 1906 https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105373

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Sandwich too structurally sound? Avocado to the rescue

Worst day of the year.

I'm trying to be a good person and they've made that so incredibly illegal

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

Marsden Hartley, Evening Storm, Schoodic, Maine, 1942 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134726

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u shall not pass

"Is company coming over? Are they visiting from somewhere warmer than Rhode Island?"

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Our Halloween offerings this year.

I am dying laughing as one kid, who took a little longer to pick bc he didn’t want candy (braces), saw the Declaration of Independence and then had to run to catch up w/ his friends, unsuccessfully yelling over their howls and hoots “Guys - guys, guys - GUYS! I GOT A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!!!”

Inside a Cello Charles Brooks Photography

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

By stripping away the fabric tape that’s held zippers together for a hundred years, Japanese clothing giant YKK is designing the future of seamless clothing.

House Schmieder in Fraxern, Austria by Fischer Schmieder Architekten 2017 r/brutalism

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social saw this little one yesterday asking anyone and everyone for snacks.