Thinking about him. Burrito, light of my life, fire of my loins. Bu-rri-to. #FoodSky

Too hot at 6 am already 🥵

30 g protein turkey sausage egg cheese smash taco, Ily

Honey, olive oil, cheese (!), and herbs, herbs, herbs are just a few of the compelling ingredients you'll find in these recipes.

Hey folks, what's for dinner tonight?

It's alright, I'm crying now. www.youtube.com/live/tqmSDbF...

Killed it on the map game today. www.maptap.gg May 17 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🔥 Final score: 997

Imagine being a contrarían replyguy™ coming to my mentions to tell me I should cook at home 🤣 I am actually laughing.

Had a great veg Indian lunch with a couple friends. But. $9 for a masala chai and $21 for a small bowl of split yellow mung beans, no rice, is painful.

Very pleased,actually! Particularly about the pork: all done in one layer without fussing about the toppings burning. The crab puffs would work better in a triangle for the oven. Next time. All baked with just Pam. #FoodSky #🍜

I'm arguably blessed with the power of needing little sleep and was already up, but the city of Philadelphia has sent a crew to work on my street starting at 7 am on the dot this Sunday and that's quite A Decision.

Bedtime fragrance tonight, again, is the mesmerizing (& very metal) Black Widow perfume (Scarlet Sage, Ylang Ylang, Orange Blossom, Oakmoss). "For those who like it just a shade darker." GN & thanks for putting up with my shenanigans!

I'm listening to Load by Metallica (thank you, Bsky). Amazing how I still remember the lyrics word for word (I wasn't fluent in 1996).

I know so may of you hate post-black Metallica (and earlier) and truly I have no beef with that, we all have our preferences. But if you DO listen to later Metallica: I will judge you if you exclude Bleeding Me from your top songs post-whatever you consider peak. Sorry 🤣

Fuck Chuck

Don Quixote, East of Eden, The Name of the Rose.

I had glitter on my lids all day (see below), so that means I'll have glitter everywhere for the foreseeable future. I enjoy the look, but at what cost!

For your consideration: Andalusian pollo al ajillo. Bunch of youse made this back when I posted it and enjoyed it. You can use cutlets or boneless thighs and it cooks it no time at all. bsky.app/profile/full...

Very pleased,actually! Particularly about the pork: all done in one layer without fussing about the toppings burning. The crab puffs would work better in a triangle for the oven. Next time. All baked with just Pam. #FoodSky #🍜

Philly.

It's been a productive day. Took a quick walk around noon to soak up some sun, picked up a wine, am making crab rangoon and salt & pepper pork in the oven as an experiment.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

I have zero croissants and everything in my power and kitchen to make some (But I won't, so here's a photo of the good times when I could bake twice a month).

Remember, it’s perfectly acceptable if your weekend plans consist of nothing other than reading a good book, drinking multiple cups of tea, and indulging in a scandalous amount of chocolate croissants.

I makeupped this morning just to sit at my desk and finish a project. [ALT: A face wearing makeup in red and yellow tones. The moron this faces belongs to was chewing gum and tried for it not to show in the video. But it does.]

She realized the world was full of things she had never imagined, and she wanted to see it all. www.maptap.gg May 16 99🎯 96🔥 95🏆 93🎉 99🎯 Final score: 961

If it isn't vegan, it isn't horchata. Spoken as a true cow (and goat) milk hater. I allow the Mexican rice milk versions, although the OG is made with tiger nuts.

For the record, all horchatas are vegan.

This, Failure, Has, Met, The, Creator

I planned on an early night; the shady and allegedly non-concert venue downstairs had a note saying "closed until June 1st" this week, but they're having a hip-hop event tonight. Started at like 10pm.

Something gave. I ate like $14’s worth of canned crab 🫣

Sipping my favorite n/a beer which is very decent, but.. yeah, not getting booze tonight after working a whole month’s worth of projects in 15 days was a mistake.

Pretty out here tonight…

I haven't baked a treat in like two months. I might die.

Qué lindo es tu cu-cu (¡cu-cu!)

A new website from @sinufogarizzu.bsky.social I know that a lot of my mutuals are foodies, others are Venetophiles and many check both boxes. If you fall into either category, be sure to check it out!

Look at this virtuous dinner on this virtuous boozeless Friday 🍜

What is worse? People who think common shit that happens everywhere is unique to their big city (e.g. New Yorkers talking about corner shops) Or People who say "this could only happen in [city]" about something slightly wacky in the most boring mid city imaginable

"Round 1: Easy" yeah, sure, buddy. www.maptap.gg May 15 93🎉 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 Final score: 989

Phat prik khing is what's for dinner tonight #🍜

Pinxto of smoked and unsmoked anchovies on puff pastry with parsley garlic Evoo. www.foodandwine.com/pintxo-matri...

Some days you have to accept defeat and not go to the show. Today is one such day.

Can I do some #LifeRamblings, youse? I responded to a "roommate needed" ad in college. I talked to Macarena on the phone. There were another 2 male roomies already signed up for this 4-BR apartment. On Macarena's request, all four of us we were to have a drink before we committed to living together.

You're not asking me anything and [tipsy disclaimer] I've had two sips of my martini after a 12h-work, 1.1k calorie day, so I'll just subject you to reposts of my own bleets 🤷‍♀️

My chamomile-drinking ass tonight just went: fuck this. I'm going to mix a martini before I go to bed, ama!

Primary: Berlin. London. Moscow. Philadelphia. Secondary: Chicago. Belgrade. Riga. New York. Palermo.

Got distracted for the wink of an eye with 1.0 stuff and YT started playing a recen MM live show. Brian Warner appears to be wearing 2 golf balls lodged in his crotch. Anyway. Quickly moved on to: Gorgoroth: Black Mass Krakow 2004. It's so gay (complimentary).

#cooksky 🍽️🍜 Chocolate pistachio cake with Nutella cream-cheese icing sprinkled with a chopped candy bar we found. We are applying chocolate therapy. Take cake internally.

My friend M. recommended this from earlier this year and I'm loving it. And the cover? 😍 #BlackMetalSky slagmaur-no.bandcamp.com/album/hulder...

Spain is an incredibly flawed country, but how its mass-mentality shifted after a Catholic dictatorship of 40 years is pretty heartlifting.