you may have had a diva strop. . . . . . but have you had a nuclear meltdown of a diva strop upon discovering the 17,000 word blog post you're publishing in nine days time mysteriously doesn't have a picture that was tangential to the core argument?

this does raise an interesting question - how much do you need to cook a meal until you "know" it?

Based on my experience here the content Bluesky likes the most is when I post a picture of a pizza I made

chris k would lose his mind if he had rustlers

today is finally the day

much ado about nothing, twice, today! SUPPORT LOCAL THEATRE!

Rigatoni tossed in a creamy, peppery sauce mixed with cherrywood smoked bacon, peas, and lots of freshly grated pecorino romano cheese 😌 This recipe actually called for guanciale but my grocery store didn’t sell it 🥺 #food 🍜

🍔 A double beef patty stacked with melted Monterey Jack, thick bacon, warm kimchi, and spicy Korean ketchup on butter grilled brioche. A deep, smoky, comforting burger that projects its legend the moment you taste it. #TheOutpost #Cooking #Cooksky #Foodsky #Sandwich #Recipe Click for recipe 🍽️🍜👨‍🍳🐝🦋

Move over Pancake Day, it's #CornishPastyWeek now! Get my recipe with a good helping of history on the side: britishfoodhistory.com/2019/09/13/c...

beef and carrot in oyster sauce, with cauliflower fried rice topped with sriracha-mayo, sesame seeds, and chives 🧑‍🍳🍽️🍜 #foodsky #cook

broccoli hoisin lo mein with fried egg topped with sesame seeds, chilli flakes, sriracha mayo #foodsky #cook 🍽️🧑‍🍳🍜

What if sloppy joes, but with a different flavour profile? Spiced lamb, eggplant, chick peas, pine nuts, richly flavored with cumin, cinnamon, turmeric and smoked paprika, in a toasted bun with a herbed yoghurt. I would do it again, too. 🍽️ 🍜 Modified from: ottolenghi.co.uk/pages/recipe...

boiled a couple of eggs then mashed them up with kewpie mayo and some scallions on a toasted sourdough bagel with a dusting of black pepper to set it all off. really hit the spot on a cold day.

Maple mustard glazed salmon garnished with freshly chopped dill and crushed pistachios w. white rice and steamed broccoli 🥦 #food #cooking

don’t know what news outside the UK is saying, but it is true: it has indeed rained nearly consecutively for about the last 60 days on a national level over here

Dinner tonight is quinoa black bean chili with all the toppings 😍🍽️🍜

what is a writer? a miserable little pile of unpublished secrets.

My book Knead to Know: A History of Baking is just the thing for #RealBreadWeek. It tracks the evolution of bread from the simplest hearthcakes to modern fact loaves...all in easy to digest very short chapters...

I know my stuff is niche, but this has got to be the nichest of the niche. A found #poem with words taken from a hundreds-year-old manuscript, turned into a sonnet. Oh, about watermelon. "Long, tender stalks trailing upon the ground branched like vine. Large leaves jagged, deeply cut." #poetry

lamenting leaving soup season for another year. . . :(((

It’s great 😍🍜🍽️

"babe, wake up, my #JazzPizzas are going viral!"

#pizzsky #cooksky 🧑‍🍳🍽️

so for those of you new to the ways of #JazzPizzas the rules are simple: buy a store bought pizza. . . and then jazz it up at home remember to hashtag #JazzPizzas!

so i have kidney beans, chicken, sour cream and chive dip, rice to use up, thought i'd make it all into a burrito but use cabbage leaves rolled up instead, never done this before

30,000 that's how many pictures it takes to fill up a 200 GB icloud account😅👍

People will always surprise you, and not always in a good way. There's no sense in criticizing when one can be uplifting instead. I like your plating... inspired me a bit, tbh.

seems i woke up to something like 200 likes

#JazzPizzas £1 iceland frozen pepperoni thin crust, with canola oil, salt, white pepper, msg, celery, oregano, parmesan, and drizzle of sriracha #pizzasky #foodsky 🧑‍🍳🍽️🍕

#JazzPizzas £3.50 tesco margarita with salt, white pepper, msg, celery powder, sunflower oil, oregano, sriracha, and an egg cracked on top #pizzasky #cooking

butter chicken with egg fried rice, with coriander and mango chutney 🍽️🧑‍🍳 #foodsky #cookingsky

peanut butter chicken curry, with basmati rice, onion bhaji, and buttered bread; topped with coriander #food #foodsky 🍽️🧑‍🍳

spaghetti with creamy red pesto and fried chicken breast topped with capers, balsamic glaze, and parsley #foodsky #cook 🧑‍🍳🍽️🍝

spaghetti aglio e olio con broccolo #foodsky #cook 🍝🍽️🧑‍🍳

beef and carrot with oyster sauce stir fry, served with noodles, with fried rice and cauliflower #cook #foodsky 🍽️🧑‍🍳🍜

can’t sleep so looks like we’re getting through a few edits tonight

chinese style bbq and honey stir fry with chicken and rice topped with sesame seeds, chives, and chilli flakes #foodsky #cook 🍜🧑‍🍳🍽️

#foodsky #cooksky 🧑‍🍳🍽️🍗

beef and carrot in oyster sauce, with noodles topped with sesame seeds, chilli flakes, and chives #foodsky #cook 🍽️🧑‍🍳🍜

literally not a clue what i'm doing

I made a six-cheese pizza for lunch. It has cow’s, sheep’s, goat’s, and buffalo milk cheeses on it. 🍕🍽️🍜

so i have a whole system in my head for how to make these chinese style dishes, and been thinking about writing a cookbook for it is that something people would be interested in?

chinese style bbq and honey stir fry with chicken and rice topped with sesame seeds, chives, and chilli flakes #foodsky #cook 🍜🧑‍🍳🍽️

For everyone who loves lemons. #poetry #poem #food 🍜 YouTube version👇 Original post: stewedpears.com/lemons-a-poem/

stewed black beans, topped with mild cheddar, and refried rice with ginger and coriander #foodsky #cook 🍽️🧑‍🍳🫘

chicken and sweetcorn stir fry with noodles, and fried egg topped with sriracha and sesame seeds #foodsky #cook 🧑‍🍳🍽️

also got loads of celery and carrots too

added salt, bicarbonate of soda, lemon curd, to natural yoghurt and smeared it all over a chicken, been marinading for a day now. . . gonna roast it tomorrow

hoping to do red lentil bolognaise for the first time soon

Caramelized cabbage and leek pasta with pecorino and toasted walnuts. 🍽️🍜