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@rodger.bsky.social I apologize in advance for sharing this box score with you. Obviously the headline here is Kager/Kinston/Kash but don’t sleep on Zavier Zens

Teens mad at them for having one too few ventures, little kids mad at them for having one too many ventures

real 1949 nobel prize in medicine vibes on this one

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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money

I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button

It is with a heavy heart that I must yet again sound the Charlie Brown klaxon 🚨

I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

The most stunning thing about Belichick's career collapsing and his reputation for anyone under 25 being recast as "horny old dude flaming out in six weeks at North Carolina" is that the football team that made the best decision to keep itself clean throughout this saga was the Atlanta Falcons

look, credit where credit is due, announcing that you're retaining an interim manager with a .476 winning percentage by saying “This season, we fell well short as an organization both on and off the field. It has been unacceptable," is pretty funny.

make the shofar your co-star at the synagogue of success

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

An annual tradition. "Bill Moro remembers 9/11 fondly." www.welcometohellworld.com/the-man-who-...

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

Lookit.

Bill Belichick thinks 48-14 is unacceptable. Lucky for him the teams didn’t score one more touchdown each because 55-21 would be a healthy adult relationship.

People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks

i love looking at the numbers from wakefield's rookie year. it's like he's from another galaxy. he threw a 146 pitch CGSHO with 10 strikeouts and five walks, then threw 144 pitches in his second start, then threw 123 in his third.

Millennial wonderboy coaches are gonna get hooked on this tech and still get outclassed by Andy Reid, who probably thinks microwaves have gotten too complicated

Here’s a list of muppets who I think would support Trump and why Sam Eagle (performative patriot) Miss Piggy (suburban authoritarian) Statler & Waldorf (old/cranky) Scooter (incel) Dr. Teeth (relentless self promoter) Crazy Harry (crazy)

What is even the point of SMU being in the ACC if this WR is not scheduled to play against Bill Belichick at North Carolina

maybe i'm reading this wrong but it seems like this is now multiple times recently that a baseball team run by notoriously cheap ownership has tried to cash out and then decided against it. that feels pretty ominous to me.

"Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....on January Sixth" ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

mine is that she is scared of Veronica Burton

@kenpom.com good luck with your set tomorrow in Newport!

Marie-Thérèse, Face and Profile, by Pablo Picasso, 1931, 📸 via @pbs.org

you think it's a good idea to schedule your automatic sell out weekend against the White Sox, and then ...

every news story I have ever read about the NFLPA reminds me of the "look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail" meme

The four horsemen coming for all your CEOs

Happened upon a Jack Chick tract that appears to be about Mike Piazza. It was in a little box on top of a gas pump.

“The workers don’t want it either” really made me laugh

hottest day of the year

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

@eamonnbrennan.bsky.social I can think of nothing more perfect to land in my inbox right before a four hour flight than a long and wildly speculative June post about roster changes. 👊

For the good of the country and indeed the world, Elon Musk and Donald Trump must hash out their differences and make peace, and also that conversation must happen while both of them pilot this two-person submersible I made down to the wreck of the Titanic.

Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers

you don’t need to explain the reasons in the replies I promise, but it’s still so dumbfounding that the “we are going to take your money and give it to people who are already richer than you, we have done it before and will do it again” party has ever won a single election

This is a funny story because of how it establishes that all around the world, even the most nihilistic ultra-rich freaks are realizing this shit is stupid, wasteful, and unnecessary and Trump is like "the big plane has a couch in it, it's the highest premium leather," www.forbes.com/sites/jeremy...

Insanely funny that there is a non-zero chance that the Pope has thought “you know at least some of the blame for the Neptune debacle is on Jay Wright for retiring the way he did”

When you arrive in downtown Pittsburgh for the first time