make the shofar your co-star at the synagogue of success

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

An annual tradition. "Bill Moro remembers 9/11 fondly." www.welcometohellworld.com/the-man-who-...

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

Lookit.

Bill Belichick thinks 48-14 is unacceptable. Lucky for him the teams didn’t score one more touchdown each because 55-21 would be a healthy adult relationship.

People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks

i love looking at the numbers from wakefield's rookie year. it's like he's from another galaxy. he threw a 146 pitch CGSHO with 10 strikeouts and five walks, then threw 144 pitches in his second start, then threw 123 in his third.

Millennial wonderboy coaches are gonna get hooked on this tech and still get outclassed by Andy Reid, who probably thinks microwaves have gotten too complicated

Here’s a list of muppets who I think would support Trump and why Sam Eagle (performative patriot) Miss Piggy (suburban authoritarian) Statler & Waldorf (old/cranky) Scooter (incel) Dr. Teeth (relentless self promoter) Crazy Harry (crazy)

What is even the point of SMU being in the ACC if this WR is not scheduled to play against Bill Belichick at North Carolina

maybe i'm reading this wrong but it seems like this is now multiple times recently that a baseball team run by notoriously cheap ownership has tried to cash out and then decided against it. that feels pretty ominous to me.

"Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....on January Sixth" ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

mine is that she is scared of Veronica Burton

@kenpom.com good luck with your set tomorrow in Newport!

Marie-Thérèse, Face and Profile, by Pablo Picasso, 1931, 📸 via @pbs.org

you think it's a good idea to schedule your automatic sell out weekend against the White Sox, and then ...

every news story I have ever read about the NFLPA reminds me of the "look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail" meme

The four horsemen coming for all your CEOs

Happened upon a Jack Chick tract that appears to be about Mike Piazza. It was in a little box on top of a gas pump.

“The workers don’t want it either” really made me laugh

hottest day of the year

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

@eamonnbrennan.bsky.social I can think of nothing more perfect to land in my inbox right before a four hour flight than a long and wildly speculative June post about roster changes. 👊

For the good of the country and indeed the world, Elon Musk and Donald Trump must hash out their differences and make peace, and also that conversation must happen while both of them pilot this two-person submersible I made down to the wreck of the Titanic.

Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers

you don’t need to explain the reasons in the replies I promise, but it’s still so dumbfounding that the “we are going to take your money and give it to people who are already richer than you, we have done it before and will do it again” party has ever won a single election

This is a funny story because of how it establishes that all around the world, even the most nihilistic ultra-rich freaks are realizing this shit is stupid, wasteful, and unnecessary and Trump is like "the big plane has a couch in it, it's the highest premium leather," www.forbes.com/sites/jeremy...

Insanely funny that there is a non-zero chance that the Pope has thought “you know at least some of the blame for the Neptune debacle is on Jay Wright for retiring the way he did”

When you arrive in downtown Pittsburgh for the first time

Spinning "a player who was expected to be drafted in the 1st/2nd round fell into the 5th round" as a Donald Trump Success Story is actually a really good example of how things work around there

[Youth pastor voice] “I’d like to tell you about someone else who had to wait for the third day for their big moment”

Rest in peace to the director of Weekend at Bernie's, but also his estate has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

“At least I got to say slurs again,” the finance guy who never stopped saying slurs thinks to himself as he opens his 37th story office window and looks at the sidewalk below.

Yes but Houston accomplished the college basketball thing that matters most: giving an all-time loss to Duke

Interesting what happens when you don’t bench a star coached by Rick Pitino for the last five minutes even though he has a rough game

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

The Club Champion, folks.

just realized the copyright law battle to end all copyright law battles is going to come in the 2030s when the NCAA and Disney go to war over whether the 4th entry in a popular children's animated movie franchise gets to have the same name as the college ice hockey championship

Unfortunately for Duke, beating UNC on a last-second lane violation has created a karmic debt which can only be offset by losing to a 9-seed in the second round of the NCAA Tournament

For those who recall Mo Cheeks jumping in to help a young woman struggling to sing the anthem in 2003, she came back tonight and nailed it (h/t @netw3rk.bsky.social)

I totally had an opened box of these in my bedroom for years

Rest in Peace and also I was misled.

devastating that Jim Larrañaga's successor as Miami head coach is Jai Lucas and not Jai Lewis, the 6'7 300-pound center for Jim Larrañaga's George Mason team that went to the Final Four and later tried playing offensive tackle

It brings me no pleasure to report that in UW-Green Bay's regular season finale, Doug Gottlieb had his team foul up 3, commit a seemingly intentional lane violation, and asked a 6'5 guard who is 6th on the team in RPG to make the most critical box-out, which he badly whiffed on and they lost in OT

Today is the start of March Madness, the 350-team single elimination tournament which allows basically any college basketball team in the country to win the national title. It starts with the first round of the A-Sun Tournament. We are all Central Arkansas Bears. open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...