Hoosier Daddy

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick

Finally, something Bruce Pearl and the ayatollah can bond over

Mr. President any thoughts on the outbreak of World War III “Jesus Christ would you shut up do you realize a guy from the G League briefly played college basketball?”

Dying at Ty Willingham flipping out here

Recall that Sen. Sheehy, seen here breaking the arm of a Marine veteran, was caught lying about being shot in battle during service in Afghanistan & then made up a new lie to cover the previous one. (He likely shot himself stateside in a national park, but still accepted a Purple Heart.)

@dangartland.bsky.social your SI piece on Rose Hill Gymnasium has been in my head for a year, so I’m driving down from Rhode Island to see a Rams v Rams game there on Saturday. Anything specific in the building I should seek out?

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Excellent photo editor work here

Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

[walking past PNC Park today] i felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

An underrated problem in us getting here: the dude who decided that it'd be cool if "million" and "billion" rhymed. Like if the word for 1,000,000,000 had been "fuckton" we probably could have dodged a lot of this mess.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

for those of you who dm'd me for ways to help dan's family everloved.com/life-of/dan-...

Me: "Wow it would be a dream if the Steelers could get Cignetti" The universe:

Elon’s plane touching down and Epstein turning off all the lights on the island to make it look like no one’s home

Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.

Rest in peace to one of the great bloggers and the de facto mayor of Philadelphia. It was my honor and pleasure to work with him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

“ICE told the whole world that i very rudely called an agent ‘Commander Dickwad’ and flipped him the bird and all i got out of it was free meals everywhere on earth for the rest of my life”

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

close enough

@rodger.bsky.social I apologize in advance for sharing this box score with you. Obviously the headline here is Kager/Kinston/Kash but don’t sleep on Zavier Zens

Teens mad at them for having one too few ventures, little kids mad at them for having one too many ventures

real 1949 nobel prize in medicine vibes on this one

cc: @rodger.bsky.social

Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money

I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button

It is with a heavy heart that I must yet again sound the Charlie Brown klaxon 🚨

I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

The most stunning thing about Belichick's career collapsing and his reputation for anyone under 25 being recast as "horny old dude flaming out in six weeks at North Carolina" is that the football team that made the best decision to keep itself clean throughout this saga was the Atlanta Falcons

look, credit where credit is due, announcing that you're retaining an interim manager with a .476 winning percentage by saying “This season, we fell well short as an organization both on and off the field. It has been unacceptable," is pretty funny.

make the shofar your co-star at the synagogue of success

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

An annual tradition. "Bill Moro remembers 9/11 fondly." www.welcometohellworld.com/the-man-who-...

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

Lookit.

Bill Belichick thinks 48-14 is unacceptable. Lucky for him the teams didn’t score one more touchdown each because 55-21 would be a healthy adult relationship.

People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks