Some new, bad-for-Texas-Republicans research just dropped. "Our findings indicate an exhaustion issue with Republican voters... We cannot afford to simply hope that they’ll show up on election day for us."

The Defense Department is beginning to release its "UFO files." Some of them are ... completely fucking ridiculous. If I were a Fox Mulder type, I'd call this a disinformation operation.

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

Just checked in on Matt Taibbi's Substack and his life appears to be in complete freefall, including a possible break-up with Michael Tracey. This is the funniest thing that could be happening.

CASE DISMISSED

The one big thing this guy could do to relieve depression in America is to quit and disappear. This nonsense he’s pushing will, like all his other pet policies, greatly increase many people’s suffering and mortality. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/s...

This TPUSA post will surely stop people from making Kirk memes and not, say, have the opposite effect

if you let the white south go too many generations without federal occupation, this is what they get up to

Old InfoWars' staff appear to have also done some ransacking on the way out. This is some of the property the families planned to eventually sell off to collect on this judgment, in a studio we were prepared to pay up to take over.

watching a certain Saudi game investment company cancel all their meetings 48 hours before GDC was an incredibly telling indicator that US markets have not caught up to it

I asked Matt Mahan on a Zoom call last week about his donations from major players in Peter Thiel's orbit and he told me I was cherry picking donations and generalizing. Anyway, the co-founder of Palantir donated to both Mahan and Republican Steve Hilton within 24 hours.

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

i, for one, hate it when i'm Just Doing My Job and mistakenly find myself posing on the red carpet for an event I'm not attending

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

Hey guys just a reminder that everyone else is squared away for work tomorrow but that stuff you’ve been ignoring is about to explode

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

👇 blocked me after her pill-popping employee publicly called for me and others to be murdered, continued to employ said pill-popper

POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s

Fox News interviewing Fox reporter from the event. Reporter says she was sitting next to Karoline Leavitt's husband. Says he told her: "You need to be safe and he was very serious when he said that to me. Looked around the room and he said..." Call abruptly cuts.

false flag. Calling it

I’ve been critical of the SPLC lately but this indictment feels like a stunt. It targets one of the primary enemies of their shared cinematic universe at a time when MAGA is divided over the war. Me for MSNOW: www.ms.now/opinion/sout...

looking good sir

I’m sorry he got so blackout drunk they had to ask for SWAT door busting equipment?!

Campaign finance reform, including overturning Citizens United, must outlaw this kind of deceptive behavior. If I had my way, we would restrict political spending to parties and candidates only.

clavicular's neurosurgeon asking the nurse for another hammer

Breaking: WASHINGTON (AP) - Justice Department moves to vacate seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys in major Jan. 6 cases.

"according to two sources familiar with the situation...officials at the Pentagon... were quietly given a new directive that came straight from the Trump White House. The message: ramp up your preparations for possible military operations against Cuba." Have you subscribed to our First Draft email?

Dear G!  How are you?  Nice story about J. E. in New York mag, you look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time! Love, Melania

In case you're wondering why Melania is suddenly talking about Epstein... An Epstein victim told the FBI she recalled seeing Epstein introduce Melania and Trump at a modelling agency.

the impish creature

Please buy @michaelehayden.bsky.social’s book because I’m running out of ways to promote it using my cats. Or more accurately I think they’re getting sick of being used as props.

Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

New: I wrote about how the SPLC let union breaking and fear of MAGA drive it away from its own civil rights principles. After I spoke up about Gaza, the SPLC disciplined me and terminated my employment—leading to a discrimination settlement: substack.com/home/post/p-...

hypocrisy negates that. if you’re bleating about trans people and drag queen story hours while cross dressing in private, you are fair game. it’s an easy rule.

"ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented, according to the Marine Corps."

No really, I am not kidding when I say that the data broker industry must be destroyed: www.npr.org/2026/03/25/n...

Judge Daniels: What's the most defamatory statement you've got? Garson: The cover. Bought. Owned. Cashing in. That he says he will follow the money and name names. Judge: It's hyperbole.

Are they trying to kill Ian Miles Cheong

Where We Go One Wegovy

The inevitable result of this would be the creation of a permanent underclass of exploitable people, who grew up in this country, know no other, and have no education so are more vulnerable than ever before; a serf class for the rich and powerful.

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“New Mexico got a historic $375 million jury verdict in the first of several cases nationwide against Meta.” Yesterday I heard a “did Instagram make your teen depressed? Join our class action lawsuit” ad on the radio. Knives are out. I hope every state and every parent sues Meta into oblivion.

It is very funny the trump officials who clearly immediately got rid of signal after signalgate and are now… back on it lop

This is gonna be you in like 3 months

Joe Kent, the director of the National Counterterrorism Center, resigns over Iran war. x.com/joekent16jan...