ESPN is not a serious network

whenever i get a work email that says someone tried to access a document electronically but "it didn't work" i usually do not believe them

we all went to high school with someone who became an ICE officer and guess what we all hated him then, too

I’m not crying you’re crying

Sixers on place to score a million

why yes ios26, I love it when you surprisingly change what I'm about to tap to something else that I don't want to tap

Max Kepler in December prepping for 2026 to sign as some non-contender's 4th outfielder

you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string

Sixers vibes were too good. had to step on a rake with everyone watching per the team charter

Donkey Kong Country on SNES is a GOAT

If anyone is looking for a late holiday gift for me...

NO RAGRETS

#Eagles stay alive for the # 2 seed! Here are all of the scenarios going into MNF.

Only our 2025 Philadelphia Eagles could cause such a fight in the group chat AFTER A WIN that someone leaves the group

Games where a team failed to complete a pass in the second half this season: Eagles: 2 All other 31 NFL teams combined: 0 The Eagles are somehow 2-0 in these games.

NFL on Peacock only? Guess I actually didn’t want to watch a game tonight

When my wife still has Christmas music going on the 26th

When you still decide to work on 12/23 and don't have any meetings

the time has come for christopher nolan to make a movie about the ninja turtles

Love listening to Tom Brady’s cluelessness about why Chicago is nicknamed the Windy City.

Carbon Monoxide Detector

die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie

Hegseth never heard the riddle about burying the survivors..

I see people saying “I would use alt text but I keep forgetting!” Thankfully, @bsky.app has a setting for that. - Go to Settings - Then Accessibility - Toggle “Require alt text before posting” to the active setting. Now Bluesky will remind you to add alt text to all of your posts.

Here’s some really snazzy analysis from everyone’s favorite Adobe evangelist (probably) youtu.be/vSKnLKrUDL8?...

Something about reading Wikis makes me very tired

We used to be a proper country

the Eagles could hold Jesus Christ Himself to 127 passing yards and no TDs and people would still say the offense sucks

Turnover by the refs there

hot take i think we should ban sports gambling before someone gets shot

they're gonna show that game on a loop at CIA black sites for years

good morning, gameday morning. go birds.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Why’s Aetna sending me this like I should be excited?

Why are there so many people in the business world that can't properly use Slack threads?

Howie Roseman is somehow gonna trade a fifth-rounder for the Epstein Files

And yet @phillies.com is skeetless

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

ALERT: this is not a song you should sing karaoke to. Especially at a work conference welcome reception. Where I’m working the booth right next to the karaoke stage. This past Tuesday. Because .. yikes.

Happy Mischief Night, dickheads

Wait so AT&T has Luke Wilson walking in farmland talking about T-Mobile and T-Mobile has Billy Bob Thornton walking in farmland talking about Verizon?

🎃 NEW PLAYLIST 🎃 HALLOWEEN CAROLS the reason for the season Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/playlist/... Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/1Py... YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQu...

Kevin Patullo finally called the Saquon TD play

Trying out the Atlas browser and .. having chatgpt as the default search engine is a terrible experience

You can safely assume that anything that doesn't work on the Internet today is, specifically, Jeff Bezos's fault

Dave Matthews tour manager checking out the diarrhea jet

Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Can the Dodgers put Kershaw back in please?

Wild that it took Yamamoto and Kershaw to wake up our bats but I’ll take it!

It’s gotta be the powder blues