Time to update the “days without sixers embarrassment” sign again

The only players worth keeping aside from Maxey and VJ: Bona

Something about today’s terrible Sixers game that has me thinking about whiffing on Simmons, Fultz, and Zhaire: All were high picks within a 3 year period. Combined, they made 15 total three pointers as Sixers. Fifteen.

Superb question

This feels deliberate

Also I would like to point out the "88%" dogwhistle, ensuring the relevant parts of his frothing post are seen by the intended parties

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

Best of luck, Jahan. That deep pass in the Super Bowl was crucial to getting us started on the domination

I hope Kelly Oubre shoots 50 times tonight

Jaelen Phillips was fun but not sure he was impactful enough

I’m okay with this?

Okay whew I was worried JC was out

is it good when your team's last remaining healthy starter is openly seeking intervention from the lord?

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

Breaking News: New video adds to evidence that a U.S. missile likely hit an Iranian school where 175 people, many of them children, were reportedly killed.

Watching the 30 for 30 on the Orlando Magic and I am cackling at the Devos family bungling the Shaq contract

Cover up bombing an Iranian elementary school. Cover up Epstein ties. Cover up murdering Renee Good. Cover up murdering Alex Pretti. Cove

this is unspeakable

Sources: The Eagles and standout DT Jordan Davis have a 3-year extension for $78M ($26M APY) with $65M guaranteed. This makes him the highest paid NT in NFL history.

Hahahaha go screw

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

Anyway, Trump got 77 million people to vote for him after 1/6 and COVID. Maybe a better candidate wins and it's only 70 million. But let that number sink in for a minute or two.

I will never get over how the result of going through a global pandemic that killed over 7 million people, including 1.2 million Americans—and where we swiftly created an effective vaccine for it—was massive growth in anti-vax sentiment, the rise of RFK Jr., and the return of fucking measles.

We are not at war with Iran, although we have been for the last 50 years.

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent." But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

this was one of the silliest things i’ve ever seen in a professional basketball game

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

The year is 2033. You make micropayments per offensive drive to watch a football game. An on-screen scoreboard is extra.

brother

it's our time

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Ahh memories

SAVAGE

Cool. I cannot comply with paying taxes while this administration is in office. Thank you!

"The dumb, politically correct wars of the past were the opposite of what we're doing here. They had vague objectives with restrictive, minimalist rules of engagement. No more." — Hegseth yesterday.

Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary

ARod has always sucked

why what happened

MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

FLASHBACK: Bezos' revamped Editorial Board really nailed this one

The concept of preferring to be called Markwayne over Mark

….huh??

More like kristi noemore

MVP Baseball 2005

😂😂😂

if i was Kristi Noem i simply would not quote Orwell

the Sixers could've dumped Drummond and ducked the tax while getting better at the same time but noooooooo

Feeling Safe and Like my Homeland Is Securred