girl WHAT

How these Dem Senator tweets look today

30 rock, continue to predict the future

Trump killed him

every time a GOP freak who dedicated their life to destroying America croaks Democrats are like "we may have disagreed on subjects like 'are brown people human' & 'do women deserve rights' but he was a Great American who Loved His Country and I will miss him"

Dead people should not be allowed to vote in federal elections. But dead people should be allowed to vote on Senate bills

Will we ever get closure on the Lady G story

Waking up to the news

Nicely done Cristopha

Gonna need someone to write the Wawa rom-com

No matter how much Bryce panders, you can't appeal more to Philadelphia fans than the statement "They disrespected me, so I'm not going to participate.".

You simply don’t fuck with Chris Wheeler

Dan Patrick, look at yourself in the mirror dog

If you’re hearing more & more about the growing number of cases of the “parasite that causes a month-long case of explosive diarrhea,” you can thank MAHA, Trump, and RFK Jr.

Having just gotten flooring done, being in a coma during it is a solid strategy

KA$H good riddance dog

Beat Culture

I’ve always said Windy is the utmost authority on basketball

Okay I’m starting to see why people are into widow’s bay

Never in doubt

Okay not great

John Kruk story: The FBI surrounded my house and the deer we hit & thought was dead came back to life and… Ben Davis story: I went to Wawa and had a Columbiana style coffee. Tony Gwynn

"Please keep letting us bomb gaza and lebanon"

Directing Graham Platner’s campaign

Professional bucket getter, he’s going to go on a finals game 3 heater

@lebronjames you like what you see

Voice notes really LeBron just answer the damn phone

This is bigger than that thursday night on nbc where all the nyc shows had a blackout

Marcus Hayes, a parody of Marcus Hayes, by Marcus Hayes

The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti

Hard to imagine the raw milk drinking blood transfusioning guy would record a gambling video for a gambling addict

jesus christ

I’m afraid our guys are for sure super dumb

Freedom Fuel about to sell gas at a $2 per gallon loss

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

it is wild to me that people talked about this guy — who is in his 40s — as if he were a wayward youth and not a fully adult man.

Just thinking about

Kramer: "We, uh... ceased the ceasefire." George: "Ceased it??! Whatdoyamean ya ceased it??" Jerry: "My girlfriend is a teenager."

"american citizenship is not for sale"

Or expand the courts

Why won’t you go away ffs

Well that’s one way to learn

Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer https://theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-the-fucking-drawer-1827516871/

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Odysseus: Fam I ain’t been home in a minute. My aura is low key chopped. Achilles: Six seven