I enjoy this inning

Increasingly I get the feeling that Diego is the lynchpin of the entire Phillies organization

He just looks wrong in the red sox uniform

Tonight I hope that Ranger pitches 6 shut out innings and then the Phillies absolutely shell some middle reliever recently pulled out of cold storage named like Logan Jaxston or something. Best case scenario.

Sitting on a bench at the park and and a little girl and her mom walk past me. Girl goes "oh you're right that IS a grown woman". Mom says "she thought you were Tiegan. Tiegan is 5. But she has dark hair"

What would y'all write under your Final Jeopardy answer?

Not a lot of people can be exactly equal amounts of hot and cute at the same time. It's very hard. No one nails it like Shohei Ohtani. These are the two things he's famous for doing at the same time

If you need something nice for your day I'm currently obsessed with this guy (I've never done woodworking a day in my life) youtube.com/shorts/ie3at...

I saw this before I ever exercised a day in my life and went "holy shit". I've been exercising regularly for a year now and would like to say "what da fuuuuuckkkkkkkk???" youtu.be/BcnAZb7z0DE?...

(((((((I found an apartment I'll be a north Philadelphian again soon!!)))))))

Watching the Savanna Bananas and the announcers actually stay a bit more on topic than Kruk

Making a mood board that gives "Crying in the car while The Fez by Steely Dan plays and then getting out and saying out loud 'having a normal one'"

Yes, if we had universal basic income and free healthcare it would have a wonderful effect on the arts. People would have the time and freedom for creative pursuits, unlocking a new way of living. But me, I would have the time to get absolutely shredded. Insanely ripped. We don't talk about that

I'm glad the Phillies are fixed and will never have problems again

What's Kim Ng up to? Asking for a friend

My mother keeps calling them "Those hapless Phillies" and it makes me laugh every time

You notice that the Phillies collapsed the second they went from being the overly homoerotic team to being the MAHA idiot team

Remember when he bunted Stott

In my mind Topper was fired for taking out Luzardo and bunting Stott in that goddamn game last year and now I'm happy

How to go back to sleep dot org

It has been 7 weeks since I hit da bricks. I have been staying with my parents in the suburbs while I look for a new place and I'd just like to say *an eternal, primal scream the likes of which you've never heard. It goes on and on and your eyes begin to bleed. The scream is in you now too*

Phillies can't hurt me I'm watching All the President's Men for the first time ever

What do I do? I found a nice apartment that has what I need AND a balcony but it looks like salt bae designed it and only Instagram hot girls live in the building

Every day is a battle not to be pedantic about shit. Fighting my worse impulse. I truly am the bravest of us

Was just looking at apartments in Old City, maybe this is a sign for me to move to...ancient Turkey

Have you ever hugged an Italian for six years?

When I'm drinking a smoothie, sending a fuckton of emails in comfy pants with the windows open, that's the work from home version of Robbie Robertson jamming with Eric Clapton coked out of his mind. It's the same thing.

Ronnie Hawkins in The Last Waltz. The exact vibe I am bringing this summer and hopefully the exact outfit I'll be wearing youtu.be/IYPVyJwzerM?...

Had a dream my mom asked me if I remembered a baseball player named Julian Sugar

Hockey is so wacky y'all

Oh my fellas!

It's like the Phillies but the opposite feeling...hmm

It's stupid that they call them the pens

Is our goalie like crazy good?

Da flyers rock I've always loved them

Kids on the street yellin' at me "you look like you're a passable home chef but you use your favorite chef's knife for everything and don't challenge yourself to learn new skills!" Noooooooooooo

My beloved flyers who I've always watched as you all know

Why isn't the puck the color of a tennis ball

That was cool and I had to hear these two Fox idiots

Feeling suburb-pilled

Wait

Where should I live

It's bad y'all but it's gonna be okay eventually and then we'll blow it in the playoffs just like we like.

Unfortunately it's illegal to not watch the Phillies

The el bar pitching. Very appropriate

Kruk rocks hard in the booth and I just wanna be annoying and say no one used to agree with me and now everyone does. I'm right and good

I wonder if Diego misses Ranger

Someone remind me to watch the flyers games

My dad said Swanson had great hair at exactly the same time as Kruk

Something I've never thought about before