Do I politely tell the cute tourists in front of me it's not pronounced "reeding terminal market"? They KEEP saying it

There are friendly SEPTA people at 11th voluntarily helping people. What the fuck is going on

What da!!!!!

Went to take a quick shower and missed, everything?? Wtf

NO AI WON'T DO ANY OF THIS SHIT FUCK YOU

ANNOUNCEMENT: crush on Granit Xhaka from 2016= officially renewed. Thank you

My Lyft driver posits that if you see Nola before the game and his hat is already wet that means we're in big trouble. But he also loves Nola regardless because he's our boy

Personally I think Haaland should eat Harry Kane in one bite

Before and after a little pastry

That reaaaaaly sucks for Courtois

I have a very specific disease where my brain turns Lamine Yamal into Yamine Lamal every single time.

Swamp Dogg is 83 and just put out an album called "Swamp Dogg Contemplates the Afterlife" which includes a Jenny Lewis cover and John Prine cover.

I think you all need to stop using "deeply". But good morning!

Thank you for your email. I'm eating a nectarine in my kitchen while wearing a big t shirt. I'll respond as soon as possible when I don't want more nectarines

Malachi talk without Kruk 💔

Lmao pitching coach getting thrown out on a base running review. We're really cookin

I just think it's fun we were raised by the same people

This morning I had a meeting with a German guy who was drinking out of a tiny teacup so that's nice

People are so very strange.

I have awoken to see the phrase " the hogs on Bluesky" good morning

Tough night to be a really serious second hand embarrassment sufferer

Oooooooooof

I'm annoyed at everyone (including me)!!!!!

Argggg I want to watch this match but I reaaaallly need some extra sleep tonight

Shut up neymar

Haaland carry me around on your back challenge

Happy birthday TMac, very unexpectedly I've come to love ya

Having the traditional 4th of July hardboiled beach egg

I feel unwell

Finally snapped in a meeting after two separate coworkers used Gemini to rephrase a simple sentence.

Every pitching coach looks exactly the same. They are all brothers. It's a brother guild

Is this good?

I'm having too much fun with the Killdozer question and might make a playlist for my workout (not! for doing a Killdozer)

Every time I go to a baseball game with a new person I ask them what their walkup song would be and add it to my walkup playlist. Unfortunately it's looking like I might have to make a Killdozer playlist now

If you were ever to do a Killdozer situation (don't!) what song would you listen to? I'd maybe start with Comfort Eagle by Cake.

We're in two shower territory, Philadelphia. I refuse to stay inside all day

Wait did anyone see that sweet lil smooch

Went to a new record store and the guy said "hell yeah" when I put my selections on the counter 😎 I'll be coasting on that high for days

Lmao Derek Hill. He was granted a wish from a genie or something this week

Is the average normie as fucking sick of betting ads as all my friends and family? They have to be getting there right?

The way Rebecca says Zlatan tickles my brain

@phylan.website came over last night and I was gonna do a bit where I asked him what record I should put on but accidentally kept pulling Zevons. But before I got a chance to, he said "just go ahead and put on some Zevon". Legendary poster, perfect brother

I don't ever know what's going on on this app

Hell ya the Philadelphia Phillies.

Hahah hell yeah this again

Two of the best vibes on a Phillies broadcast are Kruk Being Gay and Tom Being Genuinely Tickled By Something Kruk Said and we just got both at once

Going to the record store at the half and I will get whatever record most reminds me of this match

What do you call batting around and each of them get on base hot damn

Has there ever been a more Phillies game

Laffing laffin avin a laff at England