hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy

been working on this for a while now! its like the Simpsons game but for @rudetales.bsky.social

I'm auctioning off a Dinosaur Comic about YOU, to help support TCAF! Never done this before, may never do this again, such is my love for the Toronto Comic Arts Festival! Starting bid just 30 bux :0 www.torontocomics.com/product-page...

more like Ariana Pequeña haha

Old friends are like bananas, they get sweeter with time and they are starting to look a little rough.

i have discovered a new blanket configuration that provides incredible comfort... at a terrible price

Love those classic Looney Tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!

It's important for a child to grow up with a dog, to teach them about casual vomiting and eventually death.

No AI is a leprechaun imprisoned in a little vault specially fashioned of gold, compressed cork, and duodenums of endangered wild sables.

We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat

republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation

hey i wrote an article about folk names for birds and you should check it out!!! open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

utahraptor! i know this will only hurt me after I'm dead, and yet somehow, I think it's hurting me right now??? www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

I can finally finish my Lego recreation of Dr Crusher's erotic ghost lover episode.

damn, being present in the moment in your one human lifetime, that does seem like more fun than doing Mind Combat in the Posting CHamber

all my apes me

What are the best concrete contexts for teaching a toddler about the concept of entropy? This is important for introducing him to his purpose.

"I feel bad for Usha" "I feel bad for the kids" Well, I feel bad for Robert Mueller and the rule of law

It’s entirely possible that someone has already written some kind of analysis on this, but I’ve noticed a fun quirk in Clara Schumann’s writing that I haven’t really seen elsewhere in other composers’ piano music

Thank you very much for mentioning me! I have made many posts about this game in the past. My favorite is this extremely ominous promotional photo of it found in a Japanese newspaper in 1986! I hope this can be of interest!

This is such a funny redux of the bad baby Jesuses in medieval art

Every ai video sucks because they’re never more than their prompts, you’re like ‘yeah that’s a video of a dinosaur eating chips whilst skateboarding,” but like that’s it - you could just post your prompt and it’d be the same. But every real piece of film contains MORE than just its script

Ebike is wrong. They're electric motorcycles with pedals. They're epeds.

That wasn't very data driven of you, bro

This makes sense coming from the guy whose son monitors his porn consumption

A clip for this moment, wow

he should run for president

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

*undulates at you*

There's never been a better time to start coding with picotron! I'm teaching an intro to programming class with it and it's *perfect* for the job

I'm inspired. Gonna start holding the complex plane upside down. I'm already doing the tau is better than pi thing, may as well commit

i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law

Munchausen’s By Prion Disease

Do you think crickets enjoy bad jokes. Or are they just chirping to be polite

Tradwife literally just means patriarchy

oh to be perfect and normal in an unexplained black void

Fun game! Top 5 hand tools: 1. Craftsman beam deflection torque wrench in 3/8" 2. Surgical hemostat clamp, ridged 3. Craftsman P2 screwdriver 4. Ball end hex keys 5. Klein parrot beak cable cutter

as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus

Comparing women to currency, honestly smart move with this supreme court.

While LCRW gives live updates from the Kirk memorial, I’ll be giving updates from outside. Follow along for both (if you care lol). This sums up the energy outside — lots of trash, lots of bad merch, medical emergencies everywhere you look. Also content warning because the bigots are out in force.

"what you say with irony i say with sincerity" is a paraphrase of captain picard talking to q. but you are always allowed to paraphrase captain picard talking to q; it's always morally correct www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

I have rarely clicked Buy faster

Let’s all get a low hum started

Maslow was wrong for like half the population turns out

My Hands Windows Explorer 🤝 slowly generating thumbnails

this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it

Normally I do threads for composer birthdays/deathdays (depending on how much I have pulled myself together) but today I am going to do a thread for the birthday of a piece of music that I have been obsessed with it for several years