are you behind an http proxy? because nobody GETs your POSTs

*swaps ur LLM provider with zork* uwu

(inspectah deck voice)

mike's hard broth

update: i went with peevish

thinking about becoming irascible

idk why you picked this specific year but i'd probably be celebrating the 100-year anniversary of the christianization of poland, along with everyone else!

György Ligeti — Requiem: II. Kyrie

why don't they make the whole white house out of the ballroom

it's very hard not to look at the chuds put out about the "staged" slop and say oh, you flooded the zone with shit for years and figured you'd never need that zone to be clean? aw geez are you sad that nobody thinks honesty gets you anywhere? buddy! does it feel everyone's lying about you? oh nooooo

the sound i made when i woke up as a cool biker skeleton and then realized i had no dick

ladies and gentlemen...the prestige

trad cannibal calling out a vampire for not using the whole animal

I have a terrible suspicion Mr Clod at Whatever Dot Mom might be posting in Bad Faith

swims (takes a minute to turn laptop upside down, knocking open can of diet coke over and onto power strip. trips over dog trying to get to fire extinguisher. now reading this at the vets. "oh yeah. he's right.")

Hot Ones but it's superglue

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

The United States of America has a civil religion and it's that the Muppets are real

i'm hearing a lot about "just war", which is flat wrong. the phrase is actually "in the grim darkness of the far future, there is ONLY war"

wake up babe a new type of wife just dropped. babe? oh right

🎶 i would prefer not to

shit fuck they're home quick put all this shit away just i don't know just hide

you're all mostly reacting to idiots you aren't talking to

a rat done bit my sister nell with whitey in the vicinity of the moon

jb smoove would have figured out darmok and jalad before they even beamed down

someone on east riverside has an incredible looking couch

look, java tooling is bad, but it's not THAT bad

llms are very impressed with how many unit tests other llms write

(zack de la rocha murmuring) I want to meet Glup Shitto... (kick drum) (louder) I want to meet Glup Shitto... (chugging crescendo) (screaming) BLORBO FROM MY SHOWS (titanic power chord)

when a girl is good at cards everyone thinks that's a little sexy but then as soon as she learns one more trick, she's a magician

i think it's because you're missing a step, guys

so the world line of the single hotdog is traced through every "hot dog" we perceive in 4d space. the wrinkly ends are the hotdog leaving this plane and re-entering the loop. you only see a section. higher energy jumps produce footlongs

john wheeler once told richard feynman "i know why all electrons look the same! they're all the same electron!" and thus was born the "one-electron universe", where all electrons are lower-dimension projections of the single electron traveling faster and farther than we thought. that, but hot dogs

wheeler-feynman one-hot-dog universe

Alas, poor Yorick; vaxxed?

(weak solo trumpet) (Cake spoken word guy voice) I want to meet Glup Shitto (band abruptly stops) Blorbo from my shows

in this post, he links to an example of the dreaded "tourettes is racist" opinion he's declared that liberals have. it's a tweet with 0 likes from an account with 0 followers, linked from nowhere by nothing. how did you find it, man? what are you searching for

interview with a vampire episode title

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

it's because fascism is a symptom of entropy

people say "dogpiled" like that doesn't sound awesome

switching from opus 4.6 to sonnet because the JOI is getting a little personal

if someone goes to the trouble of telling you "you'll find i communicate in X way", you can be pretty sure that they WANT to communicate that way, they would like to be SEEN as communicating in that way, but they can't help communicating in the exact opposite way

Hot Ones but it's superglue

KRAMER: She gave herself a name, Jerry. Nova. GEORGE: Already? JERRY: Who's Nova? KRAMER: It's the name she chose. Beautiful, isn't it? GEORGE: You got a name? It gave me a crisis hotline! JERRY: Nova's not a name, come on. ELAINE: I knew a Nova. German shepherd. GEORGE: It banned me, Jerry!

the premise of most modern horror movies is "what if mom was behaving really fucked up"

Bruce Springsteen recording "Nebraska":

developing a version of hanlon's razor for how people talk now, current draft is "never attribute to AN OP what can adequately be explained by LACK OF BALL KNOWLEDGE"

best thing about the french is that they'll look at the emerging standard monopoly service and go "nope, we're doing our own that thing, but french"

Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me when ye shall search for me with all thy heart. Jeremiah 29:13