i would prefer not to

song that plays when you encounter a qanon brony youtu.be/nApfhU0Wwvs

Pitchfork's Authoritative Ranking of the Top 100 Positive Integers

the reason that stupid asshole is in the news again is they are completely unable to experience shame. the world as it is rewards shamelessness. the lesson of that stupid asshole is to change this

i wish i knew how to show people how good i am at self-promotion

a significant way that a magic 8-ball is a superior fact-finding device to an LLM is that a magic 8-ball will sometimes tell you it doesn't know

most insidiously evil company since countrywide

i think i understood what the internet was going to be when that "maddox" guy got an email from a 13 year old who was trying to dunk on him for misspelling "insane", and then maddox (an adult man) put the email on his blog with the kid's full name and mocked him for not knowing the word "inane"

turns out the jury duty online form just had a nice convenient box for "don't pick me"

if you do your own research for once, you'll find these people have a whole code language where "procuring a burmese girl for donald trump" just means going to comet ping-pong for a pizza

ya gotta trust me man, my posts are incredibly insightful

[INT. situation room] WILES: Uh-fee-bo-fee-lee-yuh. Everyone together. BONDI, LEAVITT, CHEUNG, ETC: Ephebophilia. VANCE: It's _different_ and _not as bad_. EVERYONE: It's different and not as bad.

no, YOUR silence speaks volumes. MY silence is very economical with words

i do not care about and will ignore any bullshit about "scientific racial differences" because all people are my brothers and sisters. star bellied sneetch ass nonsense

Alien: Earth (2025)

you people really put the "mental" in "fundamental attribution fallacy". whereas i am merely having "fun" with it

just realized that racist teens are probably already accusing other kids of botting the likes in real life

rich guy who's so mad that mamdummi will ruin new york with islam that he moves to dubai

this is the last straw, i'm deleting this jeremy renner app from my phone. never got any pussy on it anyway

Wake up babe new orb just dropped (cc @trashfuture.bsky.social ) www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...

it's time to play, web service infra documentation? or mario kart tutorial?

what would have been funniest - walkoff HBP - walkoff balk - walkoff replay review - walkoff IBB

if varsho doesn't bunt ikf then baseball ceases to exist

My man Ad-Rock's from an antique LAND He's busting routines with his cold comMAND Chillin in the desert we were all aLONE When we saw vast trunkless legs of STONE Listen to my styles, and ya might desPAIR Makin all the girlies get boundless and BARE

apologies, had to make this cuz it immediately popped into my head when i read this.

stiletto heelies with casters like a rolling chair

i'm tired of reading "the US has moved to the right" no it hasn't dammit it's just told people to be assholes. anyone can be an asshole, we all have asshole thoughts and basal drives. it's fine yo have a US full of assholes who know you're not supposed to be one and play nice

an outgroup can have a little interiority, as a treat. "the people who bother me can never be self-aware and are always serious"? couldn't be me

never my life have I so quickly jumped on the bandwagon of a team that just beat us. ordering clement jersey tonight

going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force

regarding the official government accounts, i know i'm being a little too "On Brand" here, but...i would prefer not to

privatize the posting, socialize the madness

wake up babe new windows logo just dropped

i would prefer not to

i am against ICE until they are required to wear name badges. then i will totally support them i promise

🎶 i'm....ev'ry wojak, they're all in me 🎶

guy whose favorite song from "grease" is the disco title track youtu.be/hZZH0Cd3JTY

i am going to become the joker so i will need to stop being the joker i already became so i can become another joker

look, i'm not racist...but don't let that disappoint you

unattended bayesian updates

autism is when anyone does anything systematically or methodically. neurodivergent is when quirky

i've never heard of anyone involved with this but the term for flags on land is "half-STAFF", not half-mast. been sad all week to see this blundet over and over again

i would prefer not to

Is Cousin Itt a fursona

Alien Earth/Substance crossover multi-nippled tentacle boob with a ring of nipples that combine to appear as a single nipple once it has settled in

they should just musical chairs the cabinet every week. rfk is defense, hegseth is agriculture

finally, my story can be told

i look at an old dick pic of mine on my phone. it's...smaller than i remember. it shrinks a little bit more in the picture while i'm looking at it. the back to the future chime plays