Well, enough about soccer. Time to begin our favorite pastime of getting mad at Phish!

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

Co-worker asked me what Billy Strings sounds like and I showed them this picture.

Best sign at Pride Parade.

“Will we ever see the Shire again, Sam?”

Wildly popular international sport with rabid fans and at the end of 90 minutes they just add time not based on a visible clock but by what one dude says on the field and then they add more during the extra time and you don’t know when the game is gonna end. Thats the most insane about it.

My neighbor’s kid is in 9th Grade and is getting Tommy John surgery. Fuckin’ travel ball man. Apparently he is one of many kids on his team “getting it out of the way” early. What are we even doin?? 🤦🏼‍♂️

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Phish would be so much better if Trey spent less time writing songs and more time working on his chord-melody playing on songs with more complicated changes. Listening to him solo on songs like Taste, Foam, Divided Sky, and Sample (to name a few) is pretty rough. You can tell he’s restricted

A message on the Camden Yards scoreboard: No more fireworks tonight as the Orioles have hit too many home runs.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Space stuff is cool. We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff. Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran. What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?

I’m at ICE HQ

Just bought these at Costco…wow

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Can’t wait to see my favorite band this summer. Catch you guys at the Fisph show!

Happy Valentine’s Day to my horny boyfriend Bob Dylan

Me

One more time for the people in the back…

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple has reservations about pedophilia.

Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

Me on the death of the Washington Post sports section. This isn't a day to be nostalgic. It's a day to be angry. www.theringer.com/2026/02/04/m...

Did the awesomely chaotic piano playing in Aladdin Sane directly inspire Bathtub Gin??

Analysis | To avoid being murdered by fascist militias, liberals must look inward.

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

Hopefully this clears up the who is a jam band question

As you know, I've been a lifelong fan of the LSU dance team since earlier today. This is why. www.instagram.com/reel/DN3c0zS...

Again…nobody has worse taste in Phish than Mike. But sometimes I think he’s just trolling us by picking the most random shit

No it's QCJ. I don't use that shit.

Back together again 😭😭😭😭😭

Buckingham Nicks? I’m too busy Suckingtham Tits

This guy rules

flying into manila at midnight on new year’s (via reddit)

Sand ripcord was a criminal offense #Phish sucks

Awkward ending to LSG. They couldn’t figure out what key they were in and then Trey just forced the ending. Phish sucks yall. Worst set ever. 🤣 #phish

Spoiler alert

#Phish #Pick10 MSG4 Free Sand Life Saving Gun Hood Tweezer 46 Days WGTYM Stash Hey Stranger 2001

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Damn—I wish I had watched this instead of Phish tonite… When it comes to pure pipes and musical talent and charisma, Gaga crushes every other female pop star. Her band is incredible too youtu.be/c231tCsQalU?...

First song ripcord? Not a good sign #phish

Honestly, it's adorable how objectively bad the song "Drift While You're Sleeping" is. #phish

Hot Take: random sludgy melts almost always suck. It’s lazy and any band can play random noise. I prefer my Melts to keep the 9/8 bar throughout or at least transition to something interesting… #phish

First song ripcord? Not a good sign #phish

#Phish #Pick5 MSG3 Ghost WGTYM Moma Stash 46 Days