A message on the Camden Yards scoreboard: No more fireworks tonight as the Orioles have hit too many home runs.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Space stuff is cool. We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff. Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran. What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?

I’m at ICE HQ

Just bought these at Costco…wow

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Can’t wait to see my favorite band this summer. Catch you guys at the Fisph show!

Happy Valentine’s Day to my horny boyfriend Bob Dylan

Me

One more time for the people in the back…

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple has reservations about pedophilia.

Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

Me on the death of the Washington Post sports section. This isn't a day to be nostalgic. It's a day to be angry. www.theringer.com/2026/02/04/m...

Did the awesomely chaotic piano playing in Aladdin Sane directly inspire Bathtub Gin??

Analysis | To avoid being murdered by fascist militias, liberals must look inward.

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

Hopefully this clears up the who is a jam band question

As you know, I've been a lifelong fan of the LSU dance team since earlier today. This is why. www.instagram.com/reel/DN3c0zS...

Again…nobody has worse taste in Phish than Mike. But sometimes I think he’s just trolling us by picking the most random shit

No it's QCJ. I don't use that shit.

Back together again 😭😭😭😭😭

Buckingham Nicks? I’m too busy Suckingtham Tits

This guy rules

flying into manila at midnight on new year’s (via reddit)

Sand ripcord was a criminal offense #Phish sucks

Awkward ending to LSG. They couldn’t figure out what key they were in and then Trey just forced the ending. Phish sucks yall. Worst set ever. 🤣 #phish

Spoiler alert

#Phish #Pick10 MSG4 Free Sand Life Saving Gun Hood Tweezer 46 Days WGTYM Stash Hey Stranger 2001

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Damn—I wish I had watched this instead of Phish tonite… When it comes to pure pipes and musical talent and charisma, Gaga crushes every other female pop star. Her band is incredible too youtu.be/c231tCsQalU?...

First song ripcord? Not a good sign #phish

Honestly, it's adorable how objectively bad the song "Drift While You're Sleeping" is. #phish

Hot Take: random sludgy melts almost always suck. It’s lazy and any band can play random noise. I prefer my Melts to keep the 9/8 bar throughout or at least transition to something interesting… #phish

First song ripcord? Not a good sign #phish

#Phish #Pick5 MSG3 Ghost WGTYM Moma Stash 46 Days

not sure theres ever been a stronger pre show sticker to show ratio ive ever had in my life

Christie Brinkley was and is still a smokeshow, but man Beverly D’Angelo was such an underrated hottie. Clark didn’t appreciate what he had…

What a waste of a Carini and Gin tonite. Get your shit together Phish. Cmon…. #Phish

#Phish #Pick5 MSG2 Free Moma Hey Stranger Gin Microdot

This set sucks, but it’s not nearly as bad as last year’s 12-28 #phish

🎶 driving down the road one day, some guy was a possum 🎶

#phish #pick5 MSG1 Wolfmans Moma Ghost Monsters AC/DC Bag

Bought my 4 year old a kid’s chess set…

Oooooooooof.