after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters

A famous psychopath is loose in your neighborhood. Should you be concerned that he may break into your house, force to you wear a dachshund costume, and call you Claudine? Probably not. You should be concerned he’ll kill you or your family. You protest: but he’s a psycho! He could do anything! /1

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

big “you don’t buy me out, I buy *you* out” energy

they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of a 30 Rock TV show

That time I wrote about Redd Kross in the years before, during, and after Neurotica. I'm so glad they're still going, though they took a break from touring, for health reasons, when I wrote this piece in 2022. Two years later, they released their first double album. Unstoppable for nearly 50 years.

Bluesky is good! Learning realtime about after afternoon baseball is that warm, old twitter feeling.

"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.". - Tommy Callahan

“I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.” - Tommy Callahan

Blue Cross Blue Shield Louisiana authorized mastectomies and breast reconstructions for women with cancer but refused to pay a hospital's full bills. A jury found the insurer liable for fraud and awarded the hospital $421 million. Watch @tchristianmiller.bsky.social break down his investigation 👇

A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.

He got bleeped for eight seconds?? Truly all he did was start trying to call Jeremy strong “fucking amazing” before stopping himself

This is Blackjack. He was throwing a bit of a puppy tantrum. But just like a toddler, he immediately calmed down when his favorite show came on. 12/10

“uh this is an estimate but i got no less than 5000 people heading your way” “uh…..thanks”

half time show 2025

In an interview, Sibley said he posted the video to show others how to reject anyone attempting to keep Nazi culture present. "It shouldn't be worthy of the attention it's getting. It should be standard practice," he said. www.chron.com/news/houston...

“First word of the Trump administration’s since-rescinded order to freeze spending on federal loans and grants came … from a woman working alone in her Brooklyn apartment. “Marisa Kabas’ scoop … was a key moment for … journalists who work independently to gather and analyze news.”

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

funniest possible end game event has entered the field of play

Chinese Ai vs US Ai - feels like an appropriate time to share this scene from the show (2018)

Makes the frigid cold kind of nice

simple point i tried to convey in the post I just shared. if someone does a nazi salute at a political rally, i don't need to do a critical biography or do some deep dive on why they did it. if you want a research project, sure, whatever. but that doesn't matter. They did it. Thats all that matters.

Hey, my kid! youtu.be/Vecb366YgW4?...

Honestly, I'm smarter than this fucking guy. And so are you. The reason he's found purchase among the right is because he's appealing to technogarchs who need philosophical cover for their project of instituting feudalism.

Beautiful, peaceful morning of the slow melt in Chapel Hill

As a test answer, this would actually get fewer points than "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

There have now been two (2) commercials during the Golden Globes about medications that may cause infections in the anus or genitals.

lmao the bathtub www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Jimmy Carter, a Sunday school teacher who stayed married to the same woman for his entire adult life, may have proclaimed his Christianity loudly. But Donald Trump, a thrice-married sex offender, is the nation‘s first truly Christian president.

incredibly funny that the Jets are gonna finish significantly worse having Rodgers all year than the season they lost him after like 5 minutes

I dunno gang, the idea that NPR is engaging in a shadowy campaign to undermine public faith in collective action by ambiguously wording the packaging for a fluffy year-end retrospective post about the Y2K freakout seems extremely cracked to me and I suggest touching some grass immediately

going into 2025 with this energy

Speaking of shut the fuck up Friday, I’ve been seeing some people say that the FBI has contacted them for questioning after seeing social media posts, and my extremely urgent advice is that you should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES talk to the Feds without a lawyer.

The celebrity trajectory of Hawk Tuah going from random street interview to huge financial scandal in 6 months is some real American exceptionalism at work.

People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random. Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

Trump: Lowering prices will be hard. Letting Elon ride me like a donkey will be easy.

Went spoilery on the #WhatWeDoIntheShadows finale, and more importantly what we *actually* want out of series finales in the first place. (Please share/read if you can, traffic's been pretty brutal lately.) consequence.net/2024/12/what...

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

Every once in a while it just hits me, out of the blue, and I think fuuuuuuuuuuuuk I do not want to do this again I just don’t I fucking hate him and his stupid face and voice and ugly shiny blue suits what the fuck am I going to do. And then I sigh and keep on.

discovered last night that I tweeted this about HOT FROSTY in 2021 and immediately died laughing lol

They tried like hell to break them …and couldn’t 🇺🇸 #StrongerTogether Credit: Ashley Biden

In 1607, the Pilgrims left England so they could be free to to worship as they wished. They moved to... yup, Leiden in the Netherlands, a hub of religious tolerance. But Leiden was TOO tolerant. After a few years, the Pilgrims found that their kids were assimilating into Dutch culture.

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

Hey F1 peeps time for a little strategic info ahead of tonight/morrow/day after race... Pirelli are going with a one stop Medium-Hard between laps 14-20. Reverse that and get laps 28-34 for your pit window. 2 stoppers go Medium Hard Hard and 8-14 and 26-32. Wanna start on a Soft, becomes 7-13.

Think about how drunk you have to be to be “call the cops” drunk at an *airport*.