Yo Josh Mankiewicz — can you get in to talk to Ghislaine Maxwell at FCI-Tallahassee, since you’re so good at jailhouse interviews, and no one else in the American press seems to give a shit?

On today and every day, let us remember… Don’t argue with people Harriet Tubman woulda shot.

If we are becoming a monarchy then this is my queen, fuck trump

I support this very much also esp the part where they are pulling up that Tito’s bc Tito’s gives NIL money to the Univ of Texas, and we are hater Bama fans who already boycotted them (and for my sister that’s a lot) and anyway haha what a fucking mess, enjoy it businesses, or maybe speak up idk wtf

The second Al Green was dragged out, another Democrat should’ve stood up. Then another. And another. And another. Disrupt. Make them throw every Democrat out. Holding signs? Wow. Way to dig deep. We’re with Al Green.

Nothing like having your 74 year old mom retiring from the SSA after 47 years with a full pension and savings account, who did every thing they said, for me to LITERALLY now be like “ok, when Elon takes it all away you can move in here and I’ll move into a hole in the ground” bc of racist eggs.

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

Happening NOW in Boston: A massive protest REJECTING the illegal attacks on immigrants by Trump and Republicans. This is fantastic to see!

Karnevale in Düsseldorf

Andrew Tate being a refugee in Florida, and FLORIDA now investigating him (ya know what kind of degen ya gotta be…) then Andrew Tate calling trump “his commander and chief” (bc moron) like some kind of rapist Batman help-me signal, and calling Ron DeSantis a “communist,” is exactly what I expected.

In a world full of Chuck Schumers, be an Al Green. I didn’t watch that shit last night, but I know that Rep Al Green made his case plain, y’all, and I stand w that man as I have since his first call for trump’s impeachment in 2017. Rep Green is what is BEST about this broken nation and I am grateful

bring back pop up video so i can watch everybody walk into the president’s speech with little on screen bubbles telling me their lore

you don’t need to watch live tv when the only thing you really want to see would be the most-watched clip on youtube for the next hundred years

FUUUUCK that guy, fuck his bullshit speech, fuck anyone who even pretends to validate him on any level, and fuck this destructive hostile govt takeover. I’m in bed watching murder shows and thinking thoughtful and demure manifestation thoughts.

Where is this lady and does she want to go to the sotu in place of the entire Democratic Party, bc I wd support that

At this point I don’t even feel like it’s my fault I am wishing it wd happen

My 25yogirlkid just tried to FaceTime me and then texted like moooooommm and I’m all, I am so sorry I was in the shower singing Megan thee stallion do you need to watch me say “Put these legs on his head now he loves tall women” or can I call you back after

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

been thinking a lot about the media reaction to Biden's first debate performance compared to its response to fascism

I appreciate the Canadian nice “annexing” language bc “those motherfukrs want to invade us for Russia too” is even truer

my kingdom ($7.14) to anyone who asks him what an “illegal protest” is, and then follows up with “what does that mean” until he gives a coherent answer or dies whichever comes first

So I’m behind amd just now learning abt John Todd, and how he is responsible for all this Illuminati pizzagate Q fantasy bullshit bc of a cult he started in the 70s, and istg, America will you ever not be fucking stupid and so desperate to just have a friend? How abt start by not being an asshole?

SOTU gonna be a banger.

The surreal life of doing corporate work while everything is on fire but you can't talk about the fire or your salary

As a firm believer in govt with a now worthless-ass masters in public policy, I think a govt shutdown is preferable to whatever the fuck these intentionally destructive, degenerate, ego-serving, country fucking trump-humpers intend to do. (And right before cuntface goes on tv tonight wd be hilarz.)

Trump’s tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China went into effect last night at midnight so here’s a reminder from Ferris Bueller on how that’s gonna go

It pisses me off that I have to use words like DOGE to discuss the actual intended destruction of this nation in real time. This lame ass apocalypse sucks so bad.

I am done apologizing.

I hope the (esp republican) people complaining about Trump’s policies to their representatives, because they are destroying their lives, know that he is calling them paid liars and their pleas for help bullshit. Are you? He is attacking you. Defend yourselves. In public. More. Louder. Call him out.

Dems crushed it on the cultural issues in 2020 with BLM and trans rights and these guys said "no no no stop that" and then in 2024 Dems were crushing it with "these guys are weird" and these same guys said "no no no stop that" because they're weird about the same issues.

My kid in Buffalo is some sort of wizard chocolatier corporate manager, and istg that is why we move to places like New York, to have imaginary jobs like on the movies

What republican men see as masculine is completely unfuckable

My 24yo boy kid watching bama basketball out in the hinterlands of montana where he lives.

Cade Phillips of the univ of Tennessee, my mama gives all her charity money to the big oak ranch, pls be nicer to Alabama’s basketball team 😅 (that made me cry that he’s one of our guys, but still that orange is gross) roll tide

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

i'm stealing this from someone on twitter but the difference in body language here is due to the fact that both of these men are condemned to eternal damnation in the deepest circle of Hell but only Rubio realizes it

And to think we could have had a sane, serious government run by an intelligent person who would have acted in the best interests of Americans, and not Vladimir Putin.

JD Vance is the exact kind of tool who should be walking around w his underwear wrapped up over his head from the back

Marco Rubio at the moment he realizes why Trump went through 4 Secretary’s of State during his first term.

There’s nothing I’m enjoying more rn than Irish people in Boston telling ICE to get fucked

Welp, I tried but this app is not as fun or interactive as the Nazi bullshit guy’s legacy; I thought I liked talking to the void until I tried it. Now I gotta go do the whole “I was being hyperbolic w friends” grovel route so I can get unbanned from that stupid shit

Aw yeah, this is my first tequila Friday on Bluesky. I am abt to become way less couth than the “fuck those cunts” pretty, pretty princess I usually am

Alls I know is that America can’t WAIT to not mind its own business and get into another country’s shit when we think there’s an anti democracy threat we…. I mean you know, if any body should be invading anybody it’s not US on Canada we need amirite? Fffff I hate stupid people but I love tequila rtr

Fuck trump fuck jd Vance fuck Elon fuck all the republicans fuck this bullshit moron govt takeover and fuck any and all stupid ugly af racist cunts who support it — But otherwise, have a Good Friday I love you Cheers

You know what? It was shameful. It was awful. But it absolutely clarifies that a Putinist cabal is in control of America.

HAHAHAHA UKRAINE IS SIGNING THEIR MINERALS TO THE EUROPEAN UNION 🤷 🤣 TERRORIST TRUMP ALWAYS FAILS HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A WEAKLING 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

I just wanna go on record here as saying I never voted for that couch-fucking loser on the teevee bullying an actual leader, and the amount of restraint Zelenskyy showed was commendable. I myself wd have LITERALLY ACTUALLY put JD’s head inside of his own asshole, instead of him just talking like it.

No, the meeting did not go badly for Ukraine. It exposed in the most undeniable, unequivocal way possible the pro-Putin commitments of the president and vice president. That was information Americans and allies needed to have clear before them.