Timeline cleanse Because we live in hell. I give you, a cat, riding his horse. In a tiny cat saddle.😻😸 #SheShed

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/23/c... Trump will pay $1 billion of your taxes so that you pay more for your energy.

This is literally what happened

A Complete List of the President's Positive Qualities:

Trump said that he gave Joe Kent the top job at counter terrorism because he felt sorry for him as he lost 2 elections and his wife had recently died. Shouldn’t that be kinda newsworthy? Like, the GOP would’ve impeached Biden over it. We can’t find a single Dem who’s even talked about it.

Oh look. Here comes Duffy to tell us that the plane crash was Biden fault.

Nice work if you can find it…

MEMPHIS ABC 7 catches a DEEP SIGH from Stephen Miller as Trump peddles his ever-changing justifications about Iran

When my dear late mother was lapsing into dementia she’d talk like this - lots of words, the cadence of actual speech / conversation. But nothing quite fit together. It was increasingly hard to get a sense of any meaning.

Remember just 10 days ago it will be over when Iran gives us a complete and unconditional surrender? Now Trump is saying negotiations are going well. Our Press is failing us and are complete fools.

TACO backing down in Iran is nothing but MARKET MANIPULATION! There will be NO DEAL!

This is big and great news!

Remember the last time Trump claimed the war is ending and talks have begun? That’s the entire point. They know you’ll forget while all his friend get rich off the markets.

h/t to @adammockler.com for pointing out this gem from 2016.

So now he just stays in Florida until Monday? So basically he’s in Florida 3 to 4 days a week now?

🌮 = 💰

He did it for the stock market nothing else.

Trump’s at the airport which apparently means he didn’t even have the decency to fly back from Mar-a-Lago on Sunday night. Monday and Friday are now travel days.

The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

Fetterman’s poll numbers dropped 108% 😂

Our genius negotiator president is hard at work tonight. Threatening his adversaries because that’s the easiest way to keep all his tee times. He threatens Dems with sending ICE to airports and threatens Iran with no power and killing thousands of people.

Robert Mueller v Pedolf Trump #MAGA

JD Vance’s name on his birth certificate is “James Donald Bowman.” He’s lucky he doesn’t have a vagina—because if he did, the SAVE Act would stop him from voting.

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.

Every single Republican voted no to fund TSA.

Things are going great!

Trump is always the victim. And if that's the case, that's a total admission of weakness.

He is so shook lol. He’s always bad on camera, but I’ve never seen him this bad. He knows how terrible this situation is.

So…”Death to half of America?”

When Trump dies, NOTHING you post will be too inappropriate.

The wrong guy died today.

Meanwhile…Trump says we’re in an economic golden age. Tired of winning yet?

A society that cannot take care of its elderly is no society at all. Equally, a society that leaves its young people behind – saddled in debt with no hope of ever owning home or retiring with dignity – is no society at all.

This is Paolo Zampolli, Trump’s close friend whom he also appointed to the Kennedy Center Board of Trustees. This is also one of several men who owned a modeling agency known for bringing girls from Eastern Europe into the U.S. under suspicious visa arrangements. We’ll let you connect the dots.

This basically every day over and over

He can't go a single day without being an international embarrassment.

My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus calls for “death and destruction from above.”

The hate I have for that child raping, mass murdering, insurrectionist scumbag Donald Trump could power the Eastern Seaboard

why not dolores huerta day?

Russia is giving Iran our troop locations, and in response, Trump lifted Russian and Iranian oil sanctions. And people still ask why I haven’t changed my name. 🤷‍♀️

Trump didn’t do it because Joe Biden had just passed a bi-partisan $2Trillion infrastructure bill Katy. Give some credit where credit is due!

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Hassett: "If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, and we'd have to think about what we'd have to do about that, but that's really the last of our concerns right now."

A top national security official resigns and confirms that Iran posed no imminent threat. Good riddance to Joe Kent, a disgraceful white supremacist, but that's a major public admission that there was NO justification for this war.

How bout this for a question: “All 4 living presidents have put out statements that they have not spoken to you about Iran. So who is lying? You or them?”

If Joe Biden had responded to the question about the recent 6 war dead like Trump did, the Republicans would have threatened impeachment if he didn’t resign and the Democrats would have joined them. #LastWord

OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.