guess there’s no choice but to juice the birth rate by impeaching and removing the president

it’s legitimately a huge fucking scandal that the FBI director has fucked up at least two major investigations because he uses the FBI’s planes as private planes and has actively failed to even bother with one of the highest profile abductions since the lindburgh baby

took an extra smoked sausage ring out of the freezer this week so I made a version of Roberto, shout out to @hels.bsky.social

Can I tell you about a creator who peaked at 33

there are three branches of government: Trump, the Supreme Court, and Nick Shirley. there are also a bunch of office buildings at the other end of Pennsylvania Ave. where people have strong feelings about the cafeteria. No one knows what goes on there.

It's just insane the degree to which the federal government has simply declared war on a U.S. state. A punitive war with no discernible objective other than to immiserate its people. bsky.app/profile/apne...

finding out one of your least favorite NBA players of all time didn't even have his own bit is an invigorating hit of hateration

If I may potentially make this worse - I think the risk here isn’t that AI is going to nuke us, it’s that there’s a kind of guy who is going to see this and think that we should be more willing to use nukes because the computer thinks it’s a good idea

Also if you're thinking about posting through the whole thing, don't. Have some self-respect. The only people in politics who watch it are the ones who have to for work.

I need to address this immediately, because I am WAY too Minnesotan to ever claim credit for this. I built a thing to point the fire hose of people's generosity in the right direction. That's it. I am thankful for the piece, because hopefully it means people will donate more money.

again, women's team vs. men's team

there's curling on tonight www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_6A...

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

A week ago I was wearing this in a local bookstore checkout line & the designer of the Jacket introduced herself. I tried to, but not sure if I was successful at explaining what exactly she has put in motion with these.

I want you to put the word out there that we back up.

on top of everything, of course a Tkachuk put his medal on Kash

feels pretty good to think back about the last few days and remember that USA beat Canada in both the Womens and Mens gold metal games and both in sudden death OT

This gold medal is dedicated to every Canadian who tries to tell us that all hope is lost for our country

PUT JACK HUGHES’S TEETH IN THE SMITHSONIAN

FUCK YES, EAT SHIT CANADA

COCAINE HELICOPTER OVER THE DOLOMITES TIME

I have no idea how USA hung on the last two periods and I'm gonna need something stronger than coffee for OT

The Supreme Court:

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

I had to Google this dude's name to make sure it wasn't a fake news site tiffinohio.net/posts/ohio-g...

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

I cannot open my LinkedIn without seeing stories of PE/VC bros celebrating how youth sports is the next great investment opportunity/growth business. I get these pitches OFTEN. Nobody with actual money seems to want to grow opportunity, only milk more money from a smaller percentage of rich people.

Truly Platonic Pegging.

Today we are launching a new intitative of Stand With Minnesota—KeepMNHoused.com, a rent-relief campaign backed with a $1.5 matching fund from the Wilson Foundation. Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

I KNEW IT

They saw France bust down the doors of X for being pedophiles and immediately started developing the national sex crime VPN.

In my humble opinion, if we want to push back on the current political culture of trampling on the very concept of civic virtue, we're just gonna have to live with some people tying those virtues to their faith. It's okay to talk about why a belief in Jesus makes you want to be a good person IMO

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

oh so very much this

Recurring gripe: people on the left have social media and generative AI exactly backwards. Gen AI is the printing press: it cannot and will not be uninvented. It can run on a laptop at this point. Social media is a handful of specific companies with specific first mover and network effects.

Guys I found the best Epstein Files email. The one that illuminates an elite class that's cocooned themselves into an unaccountable shell of wealth and privilege, fighting to protect their secrets and offenses. I could write a novel about this email. prospect.org/2026/02/17/e...

RIP Jesse Jackson. no mere post could suffice, so I will instead ask everyone to reread this, one of my favorite @jamellebouie.net joints: www.slate.com/articles/new...

BREAKING: Rev. Jesse Jackson, civil rights icon and two-time presidential candidate, dies at 84.

aw man, I hate when this stuff is the first thing I see after being offline all day

I'm going to promote the heck out of this: The Minneapolis Foundation has $4 million in grants available to small businesses for everything from rent and payroll costs to legal help and temporary relocation. More details and the application here: www.minneapolisfoundation.org/stories/comm...

Apparently there’s grocery inflation discourse again, but as I’ve been buying groceries for other families during this crisis, often under duress, it’s brought me out of my own optimized grocery spending habits, which rely heavily on Costco. And damn, there is a huge price to pay for being poor.

WE’LL LEAD AS TWO KINGS