Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

#1 game featuring a character named Kyle of 2025

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

They made a good zombie game???

We regret to inform you, BL4 is fine

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i cannot believe they are expecting us to play along with this "might not be his signature" farce and that a lot of people actually are, i feel like ive lost my goddam mind

Every podcast has a “primary” host who knows how to do the intro and stuff and when they’re busy the other co-hosts have figure that shit out and it’s like watching 12 year olds without babysitters just barely manage to make mac and cheese.

🚨NEW: Declarations filed in the lawsuit against the rushed attempt to deport 600 Guatemalan children reveals the chaotic way the Trump admin carried out the operation. Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."

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Country the looooong way

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So when are all the responsible pragmatic head-shaking grown-ups going to apologize to the antiwar students that our universities tried to ruin

I rrrrrip into Steam and the highly inappropriate moralizing happening online. Podcast!

Mosquito bites should kill you instantly

They made one of these (JRPGs) but like one of those (free to play trash)

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It’s tempting to laugh at LLMs gassing credulous people up but it’s genuinely terrifying to unleash this product on people susceptible to mental illness with no real safeguards.

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“accustomed to remaining free”

Fun but also exhausting lol 😮‍💨

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At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.

this happened on wheel of fortune tonight

"The hallways...were absolutely lined with ICE agents. And immigrants were scared to leave, even though their cases were still open. What happened was that ICE agents then stormed into the courtroom, kicked out the attorneys, and detained everyone in the courtroom over the judge's objections."

The people in charge want us dead. “lol”!

If you want a sneak peak into our future imagine the politicization of everything. Whether the government performs a function entirely dependent on whether the government likes you. You want your social security check? Small business loan? Let's have a look at your facebook posts first

None of the 278 men sent to CECOT have been returned. Meanwhile their lawyer has been arrested and "disappeared" in El Salvador.

Two Tusks episode 2 is out now! We crack into the idea of comedy in music and the famous push-up singing style share.transistor.fm/s/9736df3d

Democrats just flipped the Omaha mayor's office with ads like this. The right-wing obsession with genitals is starting to backfire.

lmfao cc @mtsw.bsky.social *WARNER BROS. DISCOVERY TO REBRAND MAX AS HBO MAX THIS SUMMER

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I had a huge headache by the end of this. Enjoy 😊

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Children as young as *four* are being put in the position of representing themselves without lawyers/parents present in front of immigration judges in cases that will determine whether they are deported. gothamist.com/news/4-year-...

Can Jeff, @thestrangerous.bsky.social, @blocka.bsky.social, and @bryce.marbles.win work together to find a way out of the hilarious nightmare of R.E.P.O.? Probably not, but it's gonna be fun to watch them try today, right here on THE DOJO! youtu.be/srPCxJ1lKoI

It's gonna take a squad of RAGE SELECT ALL-STARS to survive the nightmarish working conditions of R.E.P.O as @blocka.bsky.social, @bryce.marbles.win, @thestrangerous.bsky.social, and Jeff team up today, right here on THE DOJO! youtu.be/asB-foq7jsg

They oughta start calling it "don't process" alright folks

it’s a blue prince innit 👑

These are the worst pigs in the universe torturing all children in a not very wealthy state because the chief pig feels personally slighted, and also is demanding other children be tortured and humiliated as he demands. Of course we can't frame it this way in polite discourse for some reason.

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Look at these fucking assholes celebrating defunding libraries.

i love seeing a million posts like "it's funny that he is suffering" and not only do we all know who he is but we all want the same thing. like who's the pronoun now dipshit

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Walmart called the police on a cis-woman using the women's bathroom. Even after proving she's a woman, "one deputy continued to question her appearance, insisting she 'looked like a man.'" 😡 😡 😡

everyone i know is excited for the same thing. this must be what waiting for the moon landing felt like

Luis Alberto Castillo Rivera, a Venezuelan asylum seeker, didn't commit any crimes. But the United States (that's all of us) shipped him to Guantánamo and he didn't even know where he was for 2 weeks. Read this. It's one of the testimones at www.courtlistener.com/docket/69633...

Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours" is considered one of the greatest rock albums of all time, which is bullshit. The songs are just about fucking the guitarist. If they were serious, they would put actual rumors in the song titles, like naming their lead single "Christine McVie Was Born With A Pig's Tail".