"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

Here at the Reflecting Pool where a big chunk ofTrump's blue paint-apoxie has peeled off the bottom of the pool and is bobbling in the water.

whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head

happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves

happy pride month every trans person

because Jurassic Park is trans rep

Nut in her doorslot is crazy

If this has impacted your life in any way you're a massive loser ha ha ha

I made this meme some years ago and it just popped up in my phone photo memories and… welp.

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You can get the audiobook of this gorgeous book here, or get the paper copy anywhere you get your books! This is a beautiful book about love, grief, trauma, time, and patience. It is the kind of book I wish I had when I was a child. Plus, CUTE PUPPY! libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

Evergreen

So apparently there isn’t even a mummy in Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. Just a very dehydrated (but still living) possessed little girl. That’s like promoting a vampire movie but the villain turns out to be the Babadook.

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚

“Hey! I’m in your city!” Okay! and I’m in debt! So?!

I do not support all women, some of you bitches are Pam Bondi

the amount of good ms. rachel puts out into the world is immeasurable. she is so much closer to something divine than many men who claim to be holy.

Is it me or does Switch 2 feel antithetical to Switch? Like, what started as a family-friendly, low entry barrier, underpowered little console is now this AI-upscaled key-card-in-an-empty-box late stage capitalism resolution-obsessed nonsense?

Fuck high resolution, fuck DLSS, fuck 4K. Make fun games or die.

"John Lithgow almost quit the Harry Potter series over J.K. Rowling's anti-trans views" www.out.com/celebs/john-... "I accepted, was made aware of the creator's STATED horrific goals and dedication of money directly from this franchise to hurt a vulnerable minority, almost quit.... but didn't."

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

ngl the older i get the more i become an 'abolish all borders' type of person

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

Social media is helping a new generation learn that war criminals aren't just monsters--they're also the biggest losers imaginable.

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Conservatives trying to claim Alysa Liu as their role model despite her being INCREDIBLY left leaning just shows how starved the MAGATS are for idols who aren’t total losers. Like, I would NEVER do the same for a celeb on the right because A, they all suck, and B, I would never stan a fascist.

Yet another sad reminder that there is a two-tiered justice system in America: One for the rich. Another for everyone else. If elites can be held accountable in other parts of the world, why can't they be held accountable in America?

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

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Now fire it into the sun

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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

the most impactful thing Elon Musk has ever done or will ever do regarding science and innovation in this country is illegally cut billions of dollars of research funds for literally no reason

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Not me! I’m not in there!

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

playing the NYT connections today and getting subliminal messages…