for some reason the left (goldman sachs) refuses to take AI seriously

is everyone ready for the eternal panopticon

Elizabeth Warren: "This one is to me not even open or arguable. How would the US government keep money that the Supreme Court said it did not legally collect from American businesses, that it did not legally take away from American families that ultimately paid this?"

“The US needs way more laser gun sound effects.” - The most recent Pew Report

Can we normalize pondering your orb?

What if Skynet, but stupid.

buy a cybertruck! everyone hates your car, and you by proxy, but don’t worry! it will kill you so you don’t have to suffer their scorn

i think he's going to shit and fart on stage and probably blame something on trans people and/or say an incredibly old timey slur for like, polish people or something

Wake up Colorado @degette.house.gov

Hey babe wake up, new Jenn Taiga tour just dropped! Ethereal Jaunt 2026 in collab with @texasdungeonsiege.bsky.social 4/4 Kansas City MO 4/6 Houston TX 4/7-8 Austin TX 4/9 San Antonio TX 4/10 New Orleans LA 4/11 Blaine, TN HAIL DIY, TSDS FOREVER

Did You Know: “Be Gay, do crimes” was originally going to be the fifth trial for the Nerevarine Prophecy, but Todd Howard wanted to give people the option to be straight for whatever reason.

*pounding clipboard* BUSH 2 BUSH 2 BUSH 2

Seriously, do not look away from Minneapolis: THIS IS STILL HAPPENING.

one of the mcdonalds changeable happy meal toys is a burger grill that transforms into a burger grill with a digimon sort of halfway sticking out of it and it's name is "KURTIS THE DIVINE"

you have to admit it’s honestly quite weird that russian gas is being sent to Europe through pipelines running through Ukraine, a country it’s currently at war with. is there any modern precedent for this

My new game is Encroacher: Snakes It's a snake-tossing cryptic adventure coming 2026!

Trump has to speak for an hour at night tomorrow so right now I can only imagine he's suspended in a tank of dementia medication like a navigator from Dune

Oh so it's "This is a highly regulated industry, and it’s not free-market" and "Indiana’s casino licenses, he emphasized, are “state assets” that must be deliberately placed to avoid costly ripple effects across the gaming system" when it's forcing casinos no one who lives here wants in our cities

WE DID IT!!! Yay to all of us that voted for the name - I can't believe they actually took it!! 😂

Absolutely stoked to give off this vibe when roughly 15% of my posts are about eating Spaghettios straight out of a can

I truly hate to ask, but my unemployment has run out and the last two interviews I was scheduled for were canceled on me. Any amount you can donate goes to bills, my kids, and hopefully finishing up my dental surgeries.

i, for one, welcome our new vacuum overlord

Trump's brain flits wildly from Mamdani to shoveling snow to having a conversation with a woman in the audience who has bad eyes. He claims he "gave her a lot of money to get her eyes fixed." This event is totally off the rails.

I think it’s a good name because my attempts at romance result in atrocities but I would still like people to pretend that I did good and give me ribbons

DUNE trilogy:

We all know that money in politics is bad but a bit of basic math tells us that the rich and corporations have not even scratched the surface of what they could spend. Imagine... one hundred times worse. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-haven...

I am afraid “never learn a hockey player’s politics” is as ironclad a law as “never learn a baseball player’s politics”

someone’s AI-generated NBC sitcomslop merged Leslie Baker (Stanley on The Office) with Andre Braugher (Captain Holt on Brooklyn Nine-Nine) in case anyone was wondering about the underlying biases of this technology

I don’t think getting high and listening to power metal will fix me but I’m gonna find out

the ending of this power djent track I'm working on might be the most hauntingly beautiful thing I've ever written

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

So, it's pretty clear MAGA and the Trump Administration are just a big Cosplay Convention for losers and dorks who couldn't get girls in high school and are trying to convince the world they are alpha men. They are failing.

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

This one hits hard.

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1121@22-12-2017_11-38-24.jpg

this is obviously true But Also! enabling genocide in palestine ranks higher than winning elections, in the list of democrat ambitions. even if they'd known this information ahead of time, they would not have changed course

hey chat what do we call someone who feels entitled to women's bodies

So OpenAI's big, world- changing AI gadget is...a speaker. With a camera. That you talk to. Really breaking new ground there Sam.

Show this to the KSTP chucklefuck who insisted to Minneapolis Council Members that DHS “found” 3,300 missing kids: www.startribune.com/how-ice-labe...

this kid was spirited away to a "short-term residency program" owned by Bethany Christian Services, an evangelical adoption agency connected to Betsy DeVos

Isn't this just Christ-washed child trafficking?

I believe in you, little guy

for a guy who knows damn near everything about firearms and can shoot more accurately with a smoothbore musket than most people can using an AR, @inrange.tv is also one of the sweetest, most thoughtful and hospitable people I've ever met. Also a helluva guy to do Mardi Gras with

drug dealers are catboys. "drug dealer" is an oppressive class, like Catholic people or Catholic people.