please put in the newspapers that I made you mad. please. it's all I have

1. This is one of those vanity press articles that Fortune has sold its soul to publish. 2. The author is the CEO of a private jet company. 3. This is the Chewlies gum scene from Clerks in real life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gHq...

"your" fortune.com/2026/05/16/n...

We’re just normal men

i legitimately didn't have a preferred outcome for this lawsuit. but at least Elon is probably pretty pissed right now

Trump goes to China, without any cards www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-chin...

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real

I’ll be interested (and horrified) to see how much actually goes to violent J6ers as opposed to those who are already rich, powerful, and aggrieved, with “lawfare” defined as friends of Trump prosecuted for tax fraud and domestic violence.

had to do it

New from me: Why can't America have nice things like democracy? The answer is white supremacy. Let's talk about why the fight for a true multiracial democracy is the only way to get the America we want. www.altrightdelete.news/p/erosion

God has been telling America to put a ballroom on that spot for 250 years, and everything bad that's happened so far is because each day we woke up and chose not to do it. If it wasn't for the antichrist this never would have gotten done. think about that. God said it like nine times.

The second single from the upcoming Hollowborn album, in which @vanessafunke.bsky.social delivers one of my favorite performances. Let's go hunting for imperialist vessels on the high seas, friends. Pre-order: hollowbornadra.bandcamp.com/album/what-t... www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBUp...

I met this amazing woman and it's going to be Roger isn't it

AI companies currently subsidize their users $3 to $25 for every dollar of subscription. As a result, users are very sensitive to *any* price or rate limit changes, and have no idea what their actual token burn is. Token-based billing will be lethal at scale. www.wheresyoured.at/premium-what...

When AOC says "it is time for the North to pull up to the South," she is declaring solidarity with the millions of Southerners, white and Black, Native and immigrant, who through most of our history have not had a voice in politics because white supremacists have silenced them.

And that's before you count the USCT, who were almost entirely from Southern states even though they were not organized along state lines.

When we talk about the Civil War, we talk about it as "the North" versus "The South," but that is a bad habit we get from propaganda rehabilitating the enslavers in the name of "national unity." There were units fighting for the Union from every single Southern state. The reverse is not true.

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

Update: An @nymag.com editor told me they reworked the passage to credit our story and added a note at the end. The writer, Ross Barkan, hasn't reached out yet, so I'm still not entirely sure what happened nymag.com/intelligence...

Your tax dollars paid for this free swag I got when I arrived at Trump's Prayer Jubilee on the National Mall

Your tax dollars paid for this event freedom250.org/celebration/...

Never in my life have I seen such a perfect depiction of this moment in our history

Trump sued his own government to pay himself $10 billion in taxpayer funds. He even said: "It's awfully strange to make a decision where I'm paying myself." It's not strange. It's corrupt.

Really loving this video. I need to work on my 笑话-telling skills. I tell too many 冷笑话, so so I've been told.

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

Defense Sec Hegseth speaking via video at this event, closing his remarks w/a story about George Washington praying at Valley Forge. Note: Washington was a person of faith, but historians have long dismissed the story of him praying at Valley Forge as a fabrication. religionnews.com/2025/09/29/c...

sykes is a v underrated historical figure. spent WWI telling everyone (the french, the hashemites, the zionists, his fellow brits) what they wanted to hear & assuming what they told him was what he wanted to hear, then died of spanish flu a month before his 40th bday and never saw it all blow up

God dammit, thank god I've been too broke to buy anything from 'em but I've been hyping their latest album and will be removing any mentions of them swiftly

yeah we sacrificed Takamaru, Mr. Stanley, and Pit to get him back

Many people want what Pete wants instead of the life they ended up having

How many hundreds of thousands of Africans does a man have to kill by yanking foreign aid to get called racist around here?

US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”

a big reason the research drain under Trump 2 is so bad is there just isn’t enough infrastructure in the world to pick up the slack here even if other countries want to nothing out there matches the sheer scale of the university system in the US and you can’t spin it up that fast what a disaster

Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter303.jpg

Man it's so cool when people who asked you to write for them a few years ago reveal what they really think about you Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

EVERYBODY! Stop what you’re doing!!! The Wildwood trailer is out!!! I spent over three years, mostly hand building the Doug firs that make up the eponymous Wildwood. youtu.be/POneS8h1jyU?...

If you've ever said to trans kids, "If your mom sucks, I'm your mom now," this kid needs some moms to help with the deposit on their first apartment. I can personally vouch for them being a real live human, having been on a damn gender journey, and actively doing the work for their community.

Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

Brett Baier got ticketed for illegally parking in China and he’s saying “this is communism” on Fox News 😭

"California Gov. Gavin Newsom vetoed a bill banning caste discrimination as 'unnecessary,' claiming that caste was included under the state's existing protected classes. However, according to reports, Newsom ... gave in to mounting pressure from influential Hindu donors[.]"

Conservative men think living in a city is exactly like being in a forest fire in the Walking Dead. They see chaos, carnage, and cacophony instead of cool cats, culture, and cappuccinos.