WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE FIREWORKS WE ARE IN CANADA

It would be really awesome and funny if it happened tomorrow

Finally, bluesky reaches its apotheosis: ONLY alt text

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT *BEFORE* YOU COME UP TO THE COUNTER TO ORDER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

I thought I'd seen it all but today a customer got mad cus I told him chocolate melts

I's over 40 degrees celsius and you come into my store to show me that Gemini told you we carry a flavour that I'm telling you we've been sold out of for a week

"The terrible person's work was terrible anyways." No. People who are terrible can still make pretty things. That's the problem. People who equate "good things = good people" is the reason why so many are exploited, tricked, fooled, harmed, etc. As if all goodness is perceivable in any industry.

Painted this gore-filled orb A Gorb if you will

It's over 40 degrees celsius in Toronto and the masses are still asking AI how to think and supporting Israel's right to exist.

remember when "you will own nothing and like it" was a thing the right ascribed to the evil communist deep state? turns out it was actually the right's beloved corporate tech bros who wanted that. congratulations, you played yourselves.

I don’t want this point to be lost in the discourse. Going digital-only means inequity for people who cannot afford internet or constantly purchasing new games. Libraries provide opportunities for people to experience games they otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford, and that will be lost.

The Goosebumps Dog in the Criterion Closet.

Shoutout to my fellow trans homies who have barely changed their appearance aside from slaying harder 'cause we're confident now

CPSC is here to protect your children even if they are annoying and/or have bad vibes.

Being in public while having a name that rhymes with a very commonly said word has me turning my head around everywhere like i'm being tormented by mind demons

Gender/sex is mutable. This is scientific fact. Trans rights are human rights. Non-binary and gender-nonconforming rights are human rights. Children must be protected by education, not walls of silence and lies.

Fix your hearts or die. You know how many of us joke that Pride month should be followed by Wrath? This year I feel a deep, burning fury towards all who use transgender lives as political propaganda. We are human beings. You cannot erase us. Happy Pride. Trans liberation at any cost. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

If someone shows me that they asked AI about a product in our store I should be legally allowed to beat them up

Pride month is almost over

Killer Instinct (1994)

THE SUN GOES DOWN.

I'm so trans-brained I thought this was about catholic t-boys

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

Can we all collectively agree to stop being vague and hiding names when bands are bigots and/or fascists? Leave that Twitter habit behind, no one is namesearching themselves on Bluesky I promise.

Listen folks. You have to stop clicking random links DM'd to you on Discord. Legitimately.

Can Mamdanistan come to Canada too? I wanna afford my own home

Dormin #ShadowOfTheColossus

Brazilian Hatsune Miku at the World Cup.

Sometimes I wish I could be more positive in general but then I remember I've worked retail since 2015 and if anything it's a miracle I'm not meaner

The party leadership hates Zohran because he’s Muslim and antizionist, to be sure — but the real reason he’s so dangerous to them is because he reminds voters that elected officials are supposed to make your life better, and half the time it’s not even that hard for them to do it

You'd think working at a chocolate place would be sunshine and rainbows but I swear the dumbest people on earth walk in here. "Do you guys have ice cream?" nah man the giant photos of ice cream cones on our doors and on the big screen behind the counter are just for fun.

dudes rock

🚨Carly Rae Jepsen announces new double album, ‘Day and Night.’ Out September 18th.

You don’t need AI to help you “visualize” anything. Just draw a little wonky you fucking coward.

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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL MY FATHERLESS BITCHES 👊🤠

Embrace the Black Light - 22”x22” Artist Series Limited Edition Giclee print Numbered and sign out of, you guessed it, 100 This 100 Demons cover demanded the large print treatment Available in my shop tomorrow 6/20 at 10AM PST

All music venues, cultural institutions, community spaces and council should be following this rule. Humans create art #keepitreal #FuckAI

The remake of just one of the movies she starred in made over a billion dollars last year alone, and she still died in poverty from an extremely preventable infection. We need universal healthcare or we don’t have basic human rights.

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Why does Jack Osbourne look like a 45 year old cosplaying a 16 year old

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

Soft Curse 🇺🇲 Liminal Ritual 2026 (released last week) Doom Metal, Stoner Metal

Finally got a new prescription so hopefully I'll actually have the energy to have hobbies again soon yippeeeeeee

omg reverse racism is finally here, huge day for white guys