Mad pictures of an incredible rescue in Texas after a hot air balloon crashed into a radio mast www.facebook.com/share/v/1LeL...

Built a shed

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

Here's what today's Premier League fixtures would look like if every team was named after the most common atmospheric gas in their town/city

everything else aside, it's so funny that the picture is of him posting. all he ever wants to do. terminally online

“It was George Galloway wot won it" is a truly FASCINATING position for Keir Starmer to take, especially when his other options included...not doing that.

In which people CHOOSE TO VOTE for a female plumber representing a party with broadly liberal values and an unelected life peer declares it to be the end of liberal democracy.

maybe a new entry to my Top 5 Sketchiest Ladders Climbed today!

once your email storage is full you should be allowed to graduate from it. no more emails for you. you’ve seen enough emails. you’re free now

It's no exaggeration to say that this, the news that stinkbug eggs look exactly like a hape of creamy pints, is one of the most impactful things that's ever happened in the history of Irish posting. A dazzling event. A nuclear level revelation.

Having a very lovely and peaceful time on this trip with roaming-enforced absolutely minimal screentime. I will learn nothing from this

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.

You know how pretty much every fantasy video game has ruins of an ancient advanced civilisation that the current society doesn't understand but has built upon? Cobol is the nearest real-life equivalent to that in the digital world. (I'm exaggerating a little but not totally).

so you've probably heard about the London measles outbreak. A lot of people are talking about anti-vax misinformation, but that's not actually the problem here. The problem is austerity. 🧵

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ABBA’s merch is out of control

Oh my God are you middle class and on bluesky should we throw a party should we have picky bits should we invite The Rest is Politics

multiple people watching tv shows on speaker on this PLANE

An AI published a hit piece on someone by name because they rejected the AI’s software contribution. This seems to be because of how someone configured something called a ‘soul document’. Seriously unable to can with this theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-...

hi, any fun recommendations for things to do/eat/see in Tiranë? Thank you!

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

Gay guy music video night will include Alyssa Liu’s free skate and exhibition gala

To the tune of Tiny Dancer:

that seems very unfair, everyone else is going the other way

At some point in the night, I had a marvellous dream about a foolproof money-making scheme. The only evidence I have, is that my phone's browser was open to this *very* exciting government form. www.gov.uk/government/p...

1) Ban medication being prescribed because you say there is insufficient evidence to support it, even though it's prescribed internationally 2) Say you're going to set up a trial to get evidence that it's safe and effective 3) Pause that trial getting evidence because of "unquantified risk"

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

A point worth making is that the photo took the best part of 12-14 hours of travel/waiting to get it, plus staff providing tips and research about where to go to. Plus photographers at all the other police stations -- probably the best part of 200-300 man hours to get one historic photo.

A Placebo cover band also called Placebo

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When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:

Olympics Dog was chasing the motorized camera they have to capture the competitors at the finish line, then decided to chase some competitors instead

Guy who drives his grey car in his grey suit to his grey house to sit on his grey sofa surrounded by grey walls and grey flooring is almost blinded by the glare from his extreme downlighting as he drafts his 10th 'Design is dead, here's how AI will shape creative teams' LinkedIn post this week

Carnage! In the eggs and flour aisle

We've been on the Northern Line. The idea that it's 2000 years old seems completely reasonable.

If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.

There's a word for the specific form of psychological abuse in which transphobia is disingenuously portrayed as concern, caution, or scientifically rigourous evidence: Casslighting.

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I guess he … found the light

if there’s one thing I love about London, it truly has everything

the photo and headline framing make it seem like their gay love affair has rocked the foundations of the Beckham family

When a bike overtakes me and doesn't ring its bell: do you not have a bell no When a bike rings its bell: oh lookout everyone it's Mr Bell!! Mr Bell has rang the bell so everyone get out the way!! Make way for the special one!! I hope I didnt reduce your speed Mr Bell!!

I’m in a bad place (not emotionally, just The Montague Pyke)

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women." Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration. It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. Our latest.

Imagine being a judge thinking people discussing your genitals in the workplace is just acceptable office gossip