Rachel cementing icon behaviour omg #thetraitors

hand crafted small batch index.html

If the shit pouring out of X - on all fronts - were pouring out of any other media or publishing outlet, people would be up in court. But apparently New Tech is High Magicke, in service of the great Basilisk (all hail the singularity) and cannot be constrained by the law of humans.

The problem the government has is the same reason that ITV plc still has a licence to broadcast despite repeated egregious compliance failures that wouldn't be tolerated if some rando channel did them, they're considered Too Big To Sanction

(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee

it's so cold in London you could freeze an egg on the pavement!

“If a woman dares to show herself in public in any way, then she can and will be sexually harassed with the aid of genAI-driven tools that can easily turn her face into highly realistic pornography” is an absolute red-alarm human rights disaster

work is meagre at this time of year, but nowhere in easyjet range is over 15 degrees this week, very mean of the tilt of the earth :(

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

not now babe I’m watching an asmr film of a beautiful european man and his dog trekking the tour de mont blanc

the wolf moon yesterday gave us a super high bouncy tide today, gorgeous day on the thames!

Sweepstake of which of Stephen or Rachel will, indeed, write the other’s name on a slate first #thetraitors

"let's stand right in front of the painting for a really long time. that won't arise suspicion" #thetraitors

ah man he’s gonna be Apoplectic #thetraitors

"To the male Julodimorpha bakewelli beetle, a beer bottle lying on the ground looks like the biggest, most beautiful female he has ever seen. He doesn't waste any time when he sees her. The male immediately mounts the object of his affection." www.thoughtco.com/the-giant-je...

Hugo is so The Rest is Politics-coded #thetraitors

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

there's special youtube recommendations you can only unlock by being awake at a dumbass time

My new years resolution is to ask every single person in the world if they’re mad at me

Absolutely wonderful, gorgeous television.

I think they’re pushing Judy too much as Secret Traitor in the edit #thetraitors

Club Tropicana the first drink is free if you download our app and sign up to our newsletter with your email address

in for 2026: • figuring out what bird that is • all-day cooking projects w/ copious leftovers • going to the club on like, tuesday night • double features with friends • weekend trips • mending things • home recordings • less equipment, fewer options • deepening love in all forms • walking there

Worked example of the crippling effects or Treasury brain here

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people

My considered opinion on the honours system is that it's kind of a shame that "Sir Idris" isn't quite a palindrome

[TRANSMISSION RECEIVED]

oh noooo all the replies of things I not only didn’t do but actively made worse

Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

Pronouncing star anise “star anus” and ruining what is left of the holiday spirit

need her biblically

I BRING GLAD TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY

this post is about chatgpt

[horniest someone has ever been] just posting my ngl link

Watching Home Alone in IMAX

this cvnty diva is forklift certified

my brain’s decided to spend the night on the living room floor airbed to scroll at great pace through the apparent umpteen ways I’ve Failed At Everything this year, so that’s super festive of it thanks

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

The SLAM I just slempt my laptop for the year

The Telegraph here advocating an surprisingly aggressive response to unwanted Christmas gifts.

hahaha I won something on eBay for 99p and they’ve actually put it in a box and walked to the post office jesus I’d be so livid

nice post. I couldn’t have said it better myself, which I will now demonstrate in your replies