if those Q-Anon people were actually about shit they'd be honking around like truffle pigs right now. but they were clearly just in it for the merch and sense of community

I am obliged to report that when the No 10 spokesman gave this part of the statement there was a brief but heartfelt outbreak of laughter from journalists, one of whom later asked if the PM might thus be interested in a bridge he had to sell.

Perhaps taxpayers should also not foot the bill for other luxury leisure (fuel duty freeze)

The clever thing about going for stuff like the cycle for work scheme is it’s really noticeable, affects people with lots of media access and platforms, annoys green groups, and raises almost no revenue at the same time. Real win/win/win there.

ROBYN IS HERE TO SAVE US FROM WINTER

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

100% lickspittle

Bad Boys (1995) Bad Boys II (2003) Bad Boys for Life (2020) Bad Boys: Ride or Die (2024)

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Could the next McDonald’s world menu heist please include some of the Indian menu items because

hell yeah this is sick

Rosalía’s new album LUX is such a triumph, a joy. Genre defying and defining. Beautiful and wild and jawdropping. Berghain stopped us all in our tracks but the whole album deserves and demands an intentional listen and I think I’ll discover new joys on each repeat. Music, damn

The hatred the youth parliament gets is just so out of proportion. Can these people hear themselves. It’s creepy.

Alan 💛💛💛

Metric Tip xkcd.com/3164/

Cat Burns gorgeous new album came out this week and you should listen to it! #TheTraitors

putting on my best entirely surprised face

If you asked me to come up with the names of politicians who are publicly and unapologetically pro-LGBT and pro-trans rights in particular, two of the most obvious would now both be Muslim mayors of major cities. And both are routinely smeared as regards to 'Sharia Law'.

this is traditionally the day when I discuss how close we are, and we KNOW that we are, to the entire of Palace of Westminster just spontaneously going up in flames again

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

ppl being veryyyy certain Mamdani’s won it and christ, my dudes have you not been stung by this one too many times before?

in 2006 there was a big discussion about whether to delete the "vice presidents who have shot people" category which only had two people (cheney and burr)

who wants to bankrupt themselves in the coolest possible way

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

Cleaning airport bathrooms again

this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)

wait you’re telling me that this simple task I’ve been putting off for two weeks, that has tormented me like a two hour task, only took 30 seconds to complete? If only there were a valuable lesson I could learn from this. Ah well. Nevertheless.

Thief trying to break into the Louvre sever on his first try: guys you're never gonna believe this

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig 🐖 🐷 🐽

I have seen Hell and it is Westfield right now

Piers Morgan is as angry about Glamour honouring trans women as he was about Eastenders showing two men kissing in 1989 and for exactly the same reason.

What a people!

breaking news - LOOK AT HIM

that’s right beg you miserable worm

This is disastrous; hospices do such important work, not only to give people a good death, but to provide pain management and other services to people with terminal conditions. The staff in hospices work so, so hard and the fact that these institutions depend on charity to operate is a scandal.

Historic Scotland having to issue an apology after platforming a cancelled grey squirrel

The fun thing about having a small team working with you is you can say "hey you're spending this week digging for stolen mobile phones in London flowerbeds, I promise you it's a thing". www.londoncentric.media/p/london-pho...

Your Party update

every day the internet shows me an advert for some new horror

Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart

At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

Anyway, if you want a good news story about Buxton, my father-in-law is in the local paper with his massive pumpkin. Very proud. www.buxtonadvertiser.co.uk/news/people/...

well that needs regulating out of existence

“I know that nobody likes meetings” the chair of the resident’s association opens the AGM, on this, clearly his favourite night of the year