holy shit i have such a stonking headache and i have a final stage interview tomorrow can my body behave itself

what if the government had KPIs

personality politics enjoyers have it so easy huh. politician comes out saying "i will not REST until this is fixed" in the right way and they go yippeeee i pick this superman now!! purely based on vibes 😭

some of you need to celebrate this finest hump day properly and hump me!

ok damn, the ending to Tip Toe is really heavy but what a show

hello gay people in my phone

since certain populists are rearing their heads again, i'd like to remind people that sadiq khan (the muslim mayor of london) was one of many driving forces of legalising gay marriage in 2013. when they divide, they conquer. thank you for your attention to this matter.

lady gaga deserves to be there….

can’t believe robert jenrick just stood up and used ‘white lives matter’ in his speech in parliament

oh good lmfao. this was always a stupid ass idea designed only to appease the “we dont want to become like london!! (wink nudge)” crowd www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

big up marks & spencer for just straight up telling the TERFs “you are misinformed and we dont support your view” 👑👑

oh god if burnham loses the by-election we’re gonna hear “vote green, get reform” for the next 4 years aren’t we 😣

the heat is nice but it feels like i am borderline sleeping in a sauna last few days 😩😢

unpopular opinion maybe but i think instagram instants are silly and fun

i was about to get up and go to sleep but apparently i am his bed now so i cannot move

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham just kicked a football at Keir Starmer’s head.

i hate those fake psychogy fact reels like “if they do X thing, it means Y!” according to which research paper exactly. which study. i think u just made it up. why not instead just communicate with them!!! like an adult!

guys i wonder if the train expected 4 hours ago might arrive still

getting blocked by a grindr profile because you didn’t respond within the 3 minute timeframe they expect and they took it to heart

who is the straight of hormuz and why is he not letting oil through. Not nice is it.

this is exactly why we need energy independence and to stop relying on importing oil because wtf www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

had a nap but i now feel sleepier

when i was younger i used to think the whole “1 human year = 7 dog years” thing meant dogs perceived time 7x slower and i felt so sorry for them omg like no wonder ur so excited when people come back home damn i would be bored too!!

need burnham and the greens to make some kind of agreement/pact because wtf … ur just gonna gift this to reform??

this putting me between socdem and demsoc…. my shock 😭 (i would consider myself more libertarian than authoritarian & more of a reformist than this suggests but not tooo far off)

israel failing to win again💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 ebu do something for 2027 please and maybe i’ll tune back in x

thinking about the guy who proposed the ‘golden arches theory’ who got his capitalist peace theory almost immediately debunked when NATO bombed yugoslavia shortly after he came up with it

ok but i think the problem is that he is part of reform UK and that party’s terrible policies, not that he does gay porn😭 www.lbc.co.uk/article/refo...

SAMANTHA NIBLETT’S SUMMER OF SEX IS UPON US

THE FUTURE WE NEED AND DESERVE

decided to get an early night now i’m wide awake fml

i’m sorry but catherine west MP has ascended to gay diva status in my books

keir starmer PLEASE do not think you can do the david cameron 'i have a long term plan/this is more than 1 parliament' thing after this. you can have a long term plan but people do need to see and feel that it's working and we're going somewhere

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for improving society somewhat?". A loud booing erupted from nearby voters, because that is woke nonsense that must of course be discouraged x

hey gang what's the best way to report a scam call with a spoofed number? i've gotten a few claiming to be from O2 and the last one even spoofed their official number somehow lol it's always pretty obvious to be a scam quite early but like.. idk how best to report bc it's the actual o2 number lol

saying “drop zone 3 please ben!” before he slides it in >>>

local elections prediction: - greens and reform do really well - labour msg is how terrifying this is, to stop reform you must vote labour - above msg will not suffice - labour needs to commit to electoral reform otherwise a reform uk gov is a possibility that they fail to prevent

it’s sunny out which naturally means everyone is in heat today it seems .. (what a terrible thing!!!!! 🙂‍↔️)

need 2 be held x

omg someone finally made a video about one of the most fascinating pieces of balkan history/eurovision lore (re. serbia & montenegro's split partly bc of the contest) www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi3d...

heart fm advert setting alexa off every time it plays on purpose… deeply evil. of course amanda holden is involved

the east london gays are such a lovely and whimsical bunch periodt

i feel like the fact they can only get polanski on the hypnotherapy thing and he's like "i regret that, yeah sorry" .. that's literally all they've got lol. i don't think we should crucify ppl for mistakes they wish to move on from and also there's a lot worse elsewhere. let's talk about POLICY

not the abysmal max balegde and the abysmal kay burley in the same celebrity apprentice,…. SKIP

rupert lowe’s drag race

just remembered avocado toasts exists

omg bluesky is working again. what horrifying new string of words will my eyes perceive next?

he has two moods,… sleep. or show me his favourite rat toy 🥺

it’s so funny when a politician suggests hmm we should improve society somewhat and the media responds “what are u some kind of hippy FREAK????”