YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME. I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center. People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

This three-part series is about the creation of the 2025 equivalent of the underground railroad—something in which my ancestors were a part of in the 1850s. It an essential read, and it will help restore your faith in the basic decency of humanity. Read it all.

"He took every Advanced Placement class he could, earned a scholarship to Brown and worked at Wawa over the summer to make enough money to buy a laptop, according to his two sisters."

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it

The day it happens, nobody better be out here policing all the jokes and laughs we’re gonna get off. Understand?

butter beans and white rice have been a part of my diet regularly since childhood - introduced to me by my grandparents who lived during the...great depression

Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.

The Trump administration is prosecuting journalist Tim Burke for exposing Tucker Carlson's whitewashing of antisemite Ye, formerly known as Kanye West. Use our action center to tell lawmakers to speak up against @bubbaprog.xyz's prosecution.

fuck. this means we are in for a greater depression

being called a racist is much worse than actual racism

How many potato famines have we had?

how was this guy upright?

This is a weird metric, but I never considered myself middle-aged until I was older than the oldest active NFL player. And now, for just a moment, I’m young again.

lmfao

wonder what happened to the farmers that they now need economic assistance? hmmm

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

Witch: You will be one of the most famous Chief Justices ever. Roberts: Wow! Witch: Oh, not in that way.

Justice Jackson nails it, but that this has to be spelled out is so depressing.

The end of that story in the Bible is Jesus telling the Pharisees to go learn what it means for the Lord to say “I desire mercy and not sacrifice.”

I wrote this earlier this year and I still hope it can be of use! www.eater.com/24364171/ice...

It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.

Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.

This level of going after the administration is actually pretty stunning from a same party chair.

Solid lane kiffin/trump edit from [checks notes, squints hard] the official Democrats account on tiktok

Everyday now I see five things that in a normal time would make me want to leave the country or this earth and then I just turn around and go about my life

Brett Kavanagh, his friends, and his family will be living with these images until their dying days. Unimaginable betrayal of the American creed.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo. 85%

She has the moral clarity that a lot of elected Dems could use: what is happening today is evil. You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that

What a great headline

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

🧵 Lowe's CEO, one of 8 Black Fortune 500 CEOs, stands firm on DEI. "Championing Diversity Through Action: Ellison’s approach to diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is rooted in practical change rather than public statements" Home Depot, meanwhile, allows ICE agents to raid its parking lots.

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

stephen miller is currently raging watching the macy's thanksgiving parade

One thing the media need to get used to is that law enforcement sources are a whole lot less reliable than they used to be

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

many users feel chatgpt should have voting rights. scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something

I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.

Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

"Hell is a World Without You" (2024) @jasonkirk.fyi

stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.

No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should

The plan? Charge our paid subscribers actual money to read us complaining about paper towels — that way they’ll be more appreciative when our editorial board makes actual substantive arguments, regardless of how bad or socially corrosive they are.