For Demogorgon’s sake don’t spoil the ending, JAMES

Maybe this is just me but if I had to periodically take a test where they showed me a picture of a giraffe and I had to say "that's a giraffe," I think I'd probably keep that to myself

King Lear, Kenneth Branagh, on pogo sticks. (you just hear it: “never *squeebounce* never *ptoing* never *squeak* never”) (Offstage actors gently balancing in the wings in a shushed chorus of squeaks) And yes, I’m already having a real one and it’s only 8:47am

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

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Good grief just decided to listen to the “new” Bieber album and well yeah. When you hire mk.gee, you end up with straight bangers

Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.

Catching up on #F1 quali this morning and will never not enjoy the Lego pit stops. I think I saw…Alpine putting doughnuts on as tires and ? ? aliens at Mercedes? #LasVegasGP

everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust

Do I have a cellist for you!

Cheyenne Bottoms, Kansas. November 21, 2025.

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Cackling, gods what a loser Melon Husk is 😂

grindcore has roots in hxc punk & metal, lyrically addressing politics & society. screamo is a subgenre of emo, which also has roots in hardcore punk but is more melodic with some clean vocals & lyrics dealing with depression, romance, and death. guy at the grocery store: get the fuck away from me

Seen in Washington DC, capital of the land of the free

"I can help some people" GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!

British headline writers really nail the "would you look at this prick" tabloid treatment

Thank you Sonny, for the luck #allcaps

i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

Would very much like some Lucky Milano energy #allcaps Reskeet for good luck

youtu.be/aBE9EQ7gXKI?... #allcaps

We only get the EDM broadcast here in CT; allow me to suggest the most delightful combination: mute the broadcast and listen to the Caps playing well to the tune of Spanish Flea and the Benny Hill theme #AllCaps

The City of Saint Paul has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

Tax *ahem* …rolls 😂

I forgot how enlivening it is to clean out and/or change purses It’s what Amélie’s parents had in common, isn’t it? youtu.be/FJpVmGiAA_c?...

nice white ladies (jessie daniels) white tears/brown scars (ruby hamad) they were her property (stephanie e. jones-rogers) the trouble with white women (kyla schuller) white feminism (koa beck) ain't i a woman (bell hooks) sisters in hate (seyward darby) white women, race matters (ruth frankenberg)

"Decision-based evidence-making" — that's how one former #CDC leader described the approach to scientific decision making under the HHS secretary in a meaty examination of Kennedy's unprecedented tenure by several @statnews.com colleagues. www.statnews.com/2025/11/18/r...

Good lord coming in HOT I needed to hear this, maybe you do too

Literally what gets me over the summit on the bike at the gym, or that last rep in the last set! 😤😤😤

Listen, I am absolutely prone to over-writing stuff. But this book is a sex crime against metaphors.

Love this so much. 💜

A life affirming thread, amen

In my small town, a handful of people are at the main intersection with signs saying “love your neighbor” and a huge array of inclusive and international flags. I shouted I LOVE YOU TOO when I drove past, and the smiles they sent back were soul fortifying. 🥹

NYT Connections is really like “names starting with fruit and ending with Toltec pronoun declension from the late middle period”

lol wishful thinking

Love Ovi trying the paralyzer #ALLCAPS

Zhang Jue 🤝 Michael Servetus We can cure the body politic if we remove the spiritual malady

Part of the reason I am not in Los Angeles is because I was given the “opportunity” to have this type of “mentoring” and the very fact that I declined caused a massive downturn in high paying work.

If women are underrepresented in STEM, it's at least partly because men like this offer mentoring, then embarrass themselves by assuming their mentees must be into them, then decide the best solution is to cut ties, which sends the signal to other faculty that the mentee must not be good enough.

*The last 5 years

Well, he couldn’t very well play Swan Lake on every channel- that one is taken IYKYK

This recording is such a hug for my heart. Also, whomever first thought to use brushes on a snare drum was a GD legend. Vibes for DAYS youtu.be/8gynO_bVeuc?...

Zeus’ golden cloud of …no, nevermind, it’s bad, burn it all down

In the UK, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's friendship with Epstein has led to total disgrace. He's been stripped of his titles, reduced to the status of a pariah. Nobody is defending him. He's a TOTAL disgrace. In America, Jeffrey Epstein's close mate, Donald Trump, remains the president. Insane.

a “Space Force”, if you will

I’ve heard this termed the “post-political era” bc politicians generally worry about angering the public or being seen doing crimes. But a bunch of folks elected people who are actively working to make things worse for everyone but themselves. Arcane procedure is one of our last tools to stop them.

We’ve served our country in uniform. Now we are stepping up to serve again. We are The Hell Cats — four female veterans that are going to flip the House in 2026. Join the mission → www.hellcats.us/

🧊✈️ Hello, Collaborator🖕 ICE Air flights at Seattle are now being refueled and serviced by SkyService, which is a... (checks notes) 😲 Canadian company 🇨🇦 Hmm...