What a thread

I will know if I’ve found my people by the reactions to the new profile background art header thing

4 minutes old and already modeling for Valentine's Day cards. Unfortunately I couldn't get an endorsement for them to tell you to uninstall the Starbucks app. Maybe next time

The waiter: And what would you like today young man? My two year old:

Something changed in me over the last year and now I can enjoy crash outs and people taking themselves too seriously, highly recommend

that’s it, i’ve finally taken my best photo of all time 😅 (this chubster is an unapologetic beggar so don’t feel bad for him) 🧪🌍 #bird #birb

This is everyone’s favorite chart now. @wsj.com www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

As it turns out, ratings only go to *14* standard deviations away from the mean

@faineg.bsky.social new insane NOTAM just dropped.

they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole

These photos are part of an amazing gallery of Harlem in 1970 on insta, under the handle JazzPhotoArchives. Also, that second picture is *ripe* for laser eyes. Just saying.

Heck yes!

@aywarhiannon.bsky.social I hurt myself laughing while listening today 🤣

For the briefest moment I thought whoa this guy is ooooold

Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......

i want big things: global peace ecological restoration everybody eats a bike helmet engineered for afros

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

now that's the power of a union

On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year. 29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now. Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.

I thought it was zero degrees this morning when I woke up but I just checked the thermometer and it was actually negative zero degrees

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

This is delightful in a quiet way. I miss Charm City so much 😭

Have two musicians and one writer so far! Please share 💖

Can confirm

when it’s my turn to say “a” at the “a”-saying contest

This dude has me here bsky.app/profile/bake...

Dunno if you saw the video but this 40-something F-150 skinhead got his shit catastrophically rocked by a bunch of teenagers

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

On X, @osinttechnical.bsky.social reacted with this bloosk by @tommchenry.bsky.social

Adding my name, I guess 😂

I’m sure this is old news but today is the day that I personally learned Alan Dershowitz is on Substack

The GOP’s new Voter Suppression bill, the so-called “SAVE Act,” would disenfranchise many of the 69 million women who took their husbands’ last names, as explained in my summary. It proposes *no penalties* for erroneous voter purges but potential *prison time* for erroneous registrations. WTF?! 1/

In no functioning country should this be allowed

In no functioning country is this allowed.

My story on Elon Musk cutting safeguards at xAI is on the front page of today's @washingtonpost.com. I’m also among 100’s of reporters laid off. I absolutely loved my job my brilliant coworkers & the thrill of reporting @ the center of forces upending the world: AI & Silicon Valley’s political power

I have nothing to add to the ✨actual✨ conversation but feel compelled to point out how well this photo demonstrates the wisdom of continuing your skincare/sun protection on the neck (and décolleté tbh)

I personally do not think some rich man should be able to buy an institution like this like a toy and then break it when he doesn’t want to play with it anymore. bsky.app/profile/benm...

I got into a discussion with someone the other day about immigration in the US, and I insisted that there was no crisis. The other person said that having people break the law, doing it the wrong way, was bad. I should have responded: let's stop illegal immigration after we fix white collar crime

there does appear to be a Julie Le who works for DHS in Minnesota, as well as federal judge Jerry Blackwell. So the names are right. mars.courts.state.mn.us/AttorneyDeta...

There's a point, well below a billion dollars, where the amount of money you have lets you rid yourself of anyone who can be a check on your worst impulses, and replace them with people who tell you those worst impulses are somehow valorous. Rare is the billionaire with someone to tell them "no."

Still better than my latest drivers license picture

Basically, if McMansion Hell would have done crazy high numbers describing it, the president wants it

You know what to do

What the everloving fuck this win was so WEIRD and I LOVE IT RETURN TO #ALLCAPS GOBLIN MODE LETS GOOOOOOOO