JFC folks drinking raw milk is Russian roulette except only one chamber is empty. You might as well drink wood alcohol. DON'T DO IT.

the new york times declaring racist grifter nick shirley a "gen z everyman" should be enough for you to cancel your wordle subscription

The next time Trump lashes out at a reporter -- a female reporter, that's who he always picks on -- one of her colleagues should ask the president if he's being irritable because his diaper needs changing. We would build statues in their honor.

Canada's policy towards Alberta separatism should be 1. If you remain, we will work to accommodate you as best we reasonably can 2. If you leave, we are going to fuck you over in literally every way we can think of

This is absolute dog shit defending by Hughes here

This is a level of unhinged that can only be brought about by an all steak diet

[guests making small talk at the Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry wedding] MARK CARNEY: ... and ultimately, this idea of a hegemon, this Monroe Doctrine-era construct of a benign hemispheral custodian, it comes straight out of Hobbes CHARLI XCX: (nodding) like only the boy can see the tiger

This is fuckin cinema. Give it all the awards

Acaster's sendup was priceless. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHqm...

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Seravelli, being the consummate insider that he is, shows off his prowess by saying the same thing every other insider has been saying for a week.

I doubt the guy quoted in this article actually cares, but people *have* been moving to the cities outside the GTA. Why do you think it costs $600K for a detached home in Guelph or $725K in Cambridge?

Hot Snakes were such a good fuckin band.

No notes 🤌🏻

Then quit.

This article will make you incandescent with rage at the cruelty of our leaders and overwhelmed with gratitude for the kindness of our neighbors.

Russia murdered a busload of civilians this weekend in a missile attack.

Amazing coda here.

#Bluejays are making a big deal about a Joe Carter statue as part of their 50th season celebrations, and it is a big deal. But it's a long time coming and the opportunity is there to go big. Not A statue, a statue garden. Bell/Fernandez in '85, the BatFlip, Winfield's 2B in '92, Stieb's no-no.

Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear

The ocean freighting industry is woke now (the containers spell Renee, for Renee Good). www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...

This is just lazy scriptwriting

Wait, so now websites want to access any device on my network? Is this a new thing? How many other websites do this? For what purpose? This can't be good for privacy and security.

tampa's coaches look like they're dressed up as the weasels from roger rabbit

Tonight other dumb napkin cartoon…

"Oh, crap. I probably shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap. I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal. It is too hot today."

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER

There’s a reason that almost 350 years after the Glencoe massacre, some Scots will tell you “never trust a Campbell”.

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

More like The Brown House.

the rose shartin'

I am on Day 8 of 13 workdays in a row, and let me tell you something: Anyone who praises "grind culture" can eat my fucking ass. Work fucking sucks.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

I guess I just misinterpreted his multiple emails asking Epstein when he could go to the island

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Elon Musk owns a website that generates child porn and was an eager associate of Jeffrey Epstein long after it was known Epstein trafficked children for sex. How is anyone continuing to be associated with any of his projects companies or operations

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

This is legit hilarious.

Here’s a fun little song by Canadians Phil Hartman and Catherine O’Hara from 1992. The Toronto Blue Jays had brought the World Series Trophy to Canada for the first time and they just had to sing! youtu.be/j4ZRmhrE4UA?...

Again. This is the stuff that’s least damning that’s being released.

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles