This guy cant effectively run his own ward, but sure, why not?

I am cheering for the Yankees today. No matter who wins, I want it to go 3

If you have a moment, there's a House of Commons petition to "Launch a full parliamentary inquiry into the finances and actions of Canada Post, including executive pay, conflicts of interest, fiscal mismanagement, & compliance with the Canada Post Corporation Act" www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

I like Burr's comedy, but he can fuck all the way off. "They're just like us" maybe be true of the average Saudi citizen, but it hasn't even been a fucking decade since MBS had Khashoggi murdered and chopped into bits. Just take your blood money and shut the fuck up

Hadn't really followed Burr's career but got a ton of IG clips via the algo & sorta became interested. A guy who does the hard-man act but seems to have progressive values yet doesn't value the PC way of saying so. An interesting tack into the culture, maybe useful? But it all falls to bits here.

Holy shit, this is bad. Bad enough that it's possible. But why in the hell would you boast about it online?

I watched a few minutes of Jimmy's new TV show last night, a thinly disguised, hour long infomercial for a different corporation each week called "On Brand". Let's just say he's as shameless as he is spineless.

Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

The Red Sox need to tie it up and then the game needs to remain tied for at least 15 innings

Ummm... this has pretty clearly been their position for a while. Did we all miss the video they put out of them blowing up a civilian boat off the coast of Venezuela?

Here’s hoping the Yankees and Red Sox do three 17-inning games to determine the winner of that series

New York vs Boston. Baseball Hitler vs Baseball Hitlah.

He 100% said Yankees fandom is “inbredded” in you.

basically everything about this is wrong and horrifying but I'm stuck on the absolute fucking chutzpah you'd need to lecture professional military personnel like this after you personally texted wildly classified war plans to the editor-in-chief of the Atlantic

Remember when Mark "Elbows Up" Carney removed countertariffs on the US a month ago as a "goodwill gesture" to "restart negotiations" and literally today Trump said again in 100% seriousness that he wants to annex Canada. Glad we softened him up with all that goodwill. Makes our Elbows look very Up.

Very glad another team’s star player took the absolute max.

I'm unclear on why the *government* can't collect these unpaid wages from corporations following court decisions, just like they garnish the wages of individuals. Gov'ts can freeze and access corporate accounts. Could just freeze business accounts until they paid. www.thestar.com/news/canada/....

17 million a year for any winger in the league seems INSANE

Want an example of something Democrats can do that’s not a strongly worded letter? DO NOT SAVE REPUBLICANS FROM THE CRISIS THEY CREATED. Their budget bill is going to increase healthcare premiums for 22 million Americans by 75% while financing a massive tax cut for billionaires.

They're speed running the fall of empire. Up next: The crisis of the 3rd century

if i were a would-be dictator whose only civilian check on power had been consumed by total-complete partisan loyalty, something i would definitely do is call an unprecedented in-person meeting of the only people who could stop me and then proceed to illustrate why they should stop me

This dummy is gonna get sued into oblivion.

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

Tobias Funke forever

know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this 2 years later

These sellout comedians have the chance to win back our respect by putting on the show people are dying to see: the Comedy Central Roast of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud.

ICE is here in Chicago, clearly going after the worst of the worse, or as they apparently call it, "Adorable families with small children attempting to enjoy an early fall day at a park." May shame follow those participating in this cruelty for the rest of their lives.

*Shouting from the rooftops* THE LCBO DOES NOT TAKE TAXPAYER MONEY TO OPERATE. IT GIVES PROFIT BACK TO THE PROVINCE. MY GOD.

They deserve Oasis’ fame and popularity. Far more endurance, deeper set of bangers, and infinitely more likeable.

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

It’s going to be weird when you click on your female Sim to go to work and she can’t get in the car and drive.

Delighted the reviews are good. Congratulations @alexwinter.com, and to Mr. Reeves! deadline.com/2025/09/wait...

Kevin Gausman gets it. 🇨🇦⚾️ (via Keegan Matheson)

I'm not surprised by the lengths they are willing to go to stop us from seeing the Epstein Files. Just look at how far they were willing to go to stop us from ever hearing from Jeffrey Epstein again.

DELIVERS? NEVER! QUITS.

Graphic design is my passion

There's now a clear 1A and 1B in terms of all-time Blue Jays clinching interview quotes

all of the energy of a hundred thousand Hashtag-ElbowsUp Aunts across Canada uniting their shared disdain of America into a cheering force for the Jays like when the Death Stars laser beams all heat up together

I may have found the dad joke to end all dad jokes. It physically hurts, but I’m still laughing while groaning😅

Donald Trump cut funding for pediatric cancer research.

With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11. And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Swearing is allowed now on Canadian live daytime tv it’s a new day.

Alejandro Kirk needs to re-enact this

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Good lads deserve good things.

A moment of silence for the Yankees chances at winning the AL East