We'll be here next week, or we'll send The Mist to our cable company! #svengoolie

Hey, if War of the Worlds is the movie on Svengoolie next week, will Trace Beaulieu do a guest appearance on set? You'll get that joke next week! #svengoolie @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social

Maybe we should just play this game instead of watching the movie. We can finish it in an hour or so, right? #svengoolie

We suspect this Pokemon trainer has something to do with this. #svengoolie

They should call Misty Knight! #svengoolie

There were going to be a lot of gorillas in this movie, but they decided to make a different movie about that. #svengoolie

Neither of us have seen this movie. We'd read the Wikipedia page, but then we'd have to find our reading glasses. #svengoolie

Currently, electricity is on. Internet is on. Cable is out. So we can watch this hashtag anyway. Oh, and we've never seen this movie! The Svengoolie Saturday is not going well. #Svengoolie

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT None! No one from Perry Mason vanished into The Mist! Perry Mason guests were too savvy to go into the Mist. #svengoolie

#svengoolie We're only partially here. Our electricity keeps going on and off. So does our cable and internet! We'll be in and out.

Today for Caturday...Sorcery!!! #caturday

Not sure about our attendance for #Svengoolie this evening! Our senior living facility is having Wi-Fi problems, cable problems and even general electricity problems! On a scale of 1-10, we give today a...

I’d agree that one of the secrets to a long marriage is a short memory.

Today is Susan B. Anthony’s Birthday!

Most movies can't keep us up this late. Like this one for example. We're leaving. See you all next week! #svengoolie

We thought this movie started out exciting, but it was just a spider crawling on the screen. #svengoolie

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT Nobody! No one from Perry Mason went on to Dinoshark! How Jurass-sick! #svengoolie

Hey! The next movie is "The Mist", which is based on our astigmatism. #svengoolie

Against our better judgment, we're going to stick around for Dino-Shark. #svengoolie

Renfield would be great at baseball because he catches flies. #svengoolie

In the book, Dracula is killed in vicious hand-to-hand combat with three men, one of whom is a Texan who kills Drac with a huge knife. Really! #svengoolie

Yes, folks, after all that, the lead character, one of the great movie monsters, is killed off-screen. What a bold stupid choice. #svengoolie

Naw, that joker is completely wild. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

When movies are adapted from books, they get changed. But few movies change the ending as much as this one does! The ending is the book is a roller coaster of excitement! And this one is just a rocking horse by comparison. #Svengoolie

Is this your card? www.imdb.com/name/nm01362... #svengoolie

"So what is your card?" "Alu-Card!" #svengoolie

"No use wasting your bullets on that bat!" "You mean it's an immortal beast of the night, sir?" "No, because you're a terrible shot. You just destroyed our weather vane. AGAIN!" #svengoolie

John, she's nuttier that a squirrel's Instacart. You're better off without her. #svengoolie

Statler: What did you give Mrs. Waldorf for Valentines Day. Waldorf: I forgot. Statler: You fool! Waldorf: Well, she forgot too. It's these little things that are the secret to a long marriage. #svengoolie

Statler: What did you give Mrs. Waldorf for Valentines Day. Waldorf: I forgot. Statler: You fool! Waldorf: Well, she forgot too. It's these little things that are the secret to a long marriage. #svengoolie

"What's that on the lawn! It's a huge dog! No, we can't show it. We couldn't find any dogs in London that were scary enough." #svengoolie

Watching the Olympics has been pretty fun so far. If you watch the full videos online, it's a great way to learn the Norwegian National Anthem. #svengoolie

"Vampires attack the throat, so obviously Simon from Prozzzak has nothing to fear." #svengoolie

Speaking of people with odd accents taking over a respectable business and making it a horror show, if you go X Dot Com, you can get X Premium for half off. #svengoolie

Well, if you're a woman attracted to older men, vampires would certainly fit the bill! #svengoolie

"Oh, I want to find someone more normal. Perhaps that Monty Python chap I've been hearing about." #svengoolie

She's quoting "The Revel" or "Indian Revelry" or "Stand to Your Glasses" by Bartholomew Dowling. #svengoolie

Hey! Looks like The Demeter dodged a bullet in this version. www.imdb.com/title/tt1001... #svengoolie

Now you're talking! #svengoolie

Renfield: "I will do as you say! I will serve you master!" Dracula: "I name you Darth Veirdo. RIse and go to the Jedi Temple...wait, what movie is this?" #svengoolie

We had fun posting during the Super Bowl last Sunday. If any of you want to post during Svengoolie entirely in Spanish, go right ahead. Doesn't bother us. #svengoolie

Vampires must love having Type II diabetics around. Always pricking their fingers! #Svengoolie

Well said. Sometimes things can be obviously fake but still pleasing. This does not include Kid Rock last Sunday. #svengoolie

It's one of those self-driving stagecoaches, designed by Elon Musk's vampire grandfather! #svengoolie

"That's right! I'm here!" says Bela. #svengoolie

The town's chief industry is fretting. #svengoolie

Nowadays, Renfield would have found out about the gruesome murders by checking Yelp before he left. #svengoolie

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT Are you a big John George fan? Any John George fanatics watching? Well, then this is a Happy Valentines Day for you! He's uncredited in this movie, and he was uncredited on Perry Mason. The only connection tonight! www.imdb.com/name/nm03134... #svengoolie