See you all next week! #svengoolie

We're pleasantly surprised! We thought John Goodman's character got killed in this movie. #svengoolie

If only he'd decided to collect rare and exotic cans of Raid! #svengoolie

There's a different Spider movie with a strong Perry Mason connection. Giant Spider Invasion, which is one of the very worst ever, stars Barbara Hale. Della Street herself! #svengoolie www.imdb.com/title/tt0073...

Okay, we just got the in-joke of that Halloween themed promo for Everybody Loves Raymond. Peter Boyle dressed up as Frankenstein's Monster for Halloween. #svengoolie

This is like "Kingdom of the Spiders" with actual acting and a plot! #svengoolie

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT Do you like Lois De Banzie? Any big Lois De Banzie fans? Well, she's the only person in this movie who was ever on Perry Mason. And she was on two episodes of it! #svengoolie www.imdb.com/name/nm02072...

We'll try to stay up for Arachnophobia. No promises! #Svengoolie

That was a blatant mistake, Sven! According to IMDB. there were 40 people from this movie who were on Perry Mason! www.imdb.com/search/name/... #svengoolie @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social

Even as he was dying, he was trying to remember the police code for phoning in his being killed by a giant ant. Was it 10-55 or 10-85?? #svengoolie

If 1990's McAuley Caulkin was on the run, he'd take out hundreds of ants all by himself! #svengoolie

How about making a big fake Queen ant, loaded with pheromones and high explosives? Just trying to punch this up a bit. #Svengoolie

How about deploying giant spools of really sticky tape? #svengoolie

"They consulted Army Intelligence, Naval Intelligence and the Central Intelligence Agency. We also consulted an Artificial Intelligence, and oddly enough it said WE were the ones hallucinating." #Svengoolie

Okay, we concede that if giant ants were about to invade cities, that actually would be a good reason for the President to send in a lot of troops. #svengoolie

If it's shaped like an ant, it's not a flying "saucer", dummy. #svengoolie

This would be something to try for the next Star Wars movie. Halfway through the movie, a Jedi sets up a projector and narrates a short film explaining what the problem is. #svengoolie

"Perhaps I could be of assistance?" #svengoolie

Yet they said both the trailer and the general store were damaged from the inside. How did they fit? #Svengoolie

The giant ant is thinking "I'm just out for a walk! This is blatant profiling!" #svengoolie

"Everybody Loves Raymond" ended only 20 years ago. Far too recent for MeTV, one would think. #svengoolie

We bet those high handed nerds on "Criminal Minds" wouldn't deal with this very well! #svengoolie

Yeah, but eventually they're going to have to call in Marshal Matt Dillon. #svengoolie

This is rare. Police officers in a 50s sci-fi movie wearing proper uniforms and following police procedure. #svengoolie

If any of you are cop nerds, you can tell us if all those radio codes are authentic. #svengoolie

The little girl saw a poor coyote deliberately crushed and maimed by a sadistic desert bird. Too much for her little brain to handle. #svengoolie

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT It's a veritable insect swarm of Perry Mason people! Forty! Two score! 40 actors in the cast and crew of Them were also on Perry Mason. Probably as litig-Ants. #svengoolie

It's good that the movie is making its preferred pronoun clear right in the title. #svengoolie

Okay, Sven. As they say to Spiders in the theater: Break Eight Legs! #svengoolie

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT 19 members of the cast and crew of this movie, were also on Perry Mason, including Bette Davis herself! On this episode. www.imdb.com/title/tt0673... #svengoolie

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This is how things still work at major news organizations. The janitor wanders around muttering ideas to reporters and executives, and the ideas are promptly stolen by a bunch of dolts. #Svengoolie

Ollie is a creep. For us he'll always be one of the Nazis from Star Trek. #Svengoolie

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT Look Out! Climb a tree to get out of the way! It's a stampede of Perry Mason connections! 34 people in this movie were on Perry Mason! Thirty-Four! But the big irony? Don Knotts was never on Perry Mason., He was too chicken. #svengoolie

Actually, there is some debate about whether Lady Godiva actually rode around completely nude. She might have only been in her underwear, as the Stooges just encountered. #MeTVThreeStooges

PERRY MASON LATE EDITION PERRY MASON LATE EDITION Amityville Director: We're saving money on special effects by casting actual evil spells and curses on the set and actors! Producer: Great! Director: The only catch was NO PERRY MASON ACTORS! #svengoolie

Vincenzo: You never stop, do you, Carl? You think you'll win a Pulitzer or something? Kolchak: Why not? I think I deserve a Major Award! #svengoolie

The director later said the biggest challenge of the movie was learning how to pronounce "Pflug". #svengoolie

Basically, Kolchak exists in a world where decaf doesn't exist. #svengoolie

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT Only four people in this movie were on Perry Mason. But one of them is Vincenzo himself, Simon Oakland! www.imdb.com/name/nm06430... #svengoolie

So much narration already. Kolchack is Czech for "Tell Don't Show". #svengoolie

We'll climb down from the web and head out! See you next week! #svengoolie

We would have had the spider shoot some venom or webs into the sky and destroyed a plane or two. But we're mean spirited. #svengoolie

Down Came the Plane And Wiped the Spider Out! #Svengoolie

Mara Corday and Clint Eastwood were lifelong friends. She's the waitress in "Sudden Impact", in the "Make My Day" scene. youtu.be/3ishbTwXf1g?... #Svengoolie