@danielsaaaan.bsky.social
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I take photos and videos, and play bass
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Tim Onion
11 days ago
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
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Ahhhhh
13 days ago
Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got - scam machine - psychosis inducing machine - weapons of mass destruction - button you push that makes the planet hotter - markets that intentionally starve people - clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time - medicine you can’t afford
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Julian Sanchez
18 days ago
One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.
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The Verge
21 days ago
Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia
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Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia
With Biden, AI Mode will provide a summarized answer.
https://buff.ly/x1BIdPA
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David Roberts
21 days ago
The president said, in a televised speech, that he's sending his new, less restrained, more violent military into US cities to practice their brutality on immigrants and minorities, to better train them to apply that brutality to other countries. He said this out loud.
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Pete Hegseth Civil War Declaration, brought to you by Tito's.
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strigix
25 days ago
It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
27 days ago
just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it
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Aaron Rupar
27 days ago
You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
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Kevin M. Kruse
27 days ago
This is the perfect encapsulation of Trumpism -- because of its obsession with imagery, the White House crew caused a problem but blamed it on other people, leading to MAGA making threats against the United Nations for their own screw up
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/
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lauren
about 1 month ago
there's something very alien-impersonating-a-human about AI tech demos where someone will go "computer, i would like to eat.... a pico de gallo" and the computer spits out "pico de gallo. is. two tomato. one. onion. one. pepper. one. lime juice"
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Michael
about 1 month ago
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Molly Jong-Fast
about 1 month ago
They are literally canceling culture
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Governor JB Pritzker
about 1 month ago
A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
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onion person
about 1 month ago
is this good
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
https://theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired-for-reading-this-headline-about-charlie-kirk/
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Dave Itzkoff
about 1 month ago
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acabylon đź‘» BOO! đź‘»
about 1 month ago
posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week
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onion person
about 1 month ago
it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient
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Mike Drucker
about 1 month ago
So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 1 month ago
Hahaha bluesky deleted my post, and it also didn't send me an email or any kind of notification. So just so we're all clear I guess bluesky stealth censors now. They are apparently happy to, without consent or transparency, just quietly delete content from your account. 🤷‍♂️
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Kath Barbadoro
about 1 month ago
This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
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Matthew Downhour
about 1 month ago
It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
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liz
about 1 month ago
nancy reagan has competition for the throat goat
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Imagine if Charlie got Kirked tomorrow instead of 9/10
about 1 month ago
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onion person
about 1 month ago
rightwing media ecosystem operates by stoking hatred and anger and divisions every single day, they want people to constantly be afraid and want people to hate eachother, everything we are seeing is a result of the destablization the right has profited off of
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tinybaby
about 1 month ago
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
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Joseph Fink
about 1 month ago
I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point
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Walker Bragman
about 1 month ago
Contrast the immediacy with which Donald Trump responded to the Charlie Kirk shooting with the lack of response to the CDC shooting last month.
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Eliot Higgins
about 1 month ago
The Supreme Court just ruled this meme is constitutional.
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Aram Zucker-Scharff
about 1 month ago
The lack of mainstream coverage of regular huge protests reminds me of a talk from a Twitter employees who explained that they had to drop BLM off the Trending Tags section because otherwise it would have been there permanently. The modern media environment has no appetite for sustained movements.
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onion person
about 2 months ago
streets are saying that donald trump is a clone
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Too many crackers talking about the barrel restaurant.
2 months ago
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Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬
3 months ago
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge đź§Ş
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
3 months ago
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
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The Onion
3 months ago
Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy
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Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy
WASHINGTON—During a speech Friday in which he sought to convince MAGA supporters that his administration did not withhold any important information from its partial release of “the Epstein files” in F...
https://theonion.com/trump-invites-jeffrey-epstein-on-stage-to-explain-there-no-conspiracy/
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onion person
4 months ago
ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism
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Windows 11 is horseshit
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The Onion
4 months ago
Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable
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God
5 months ago
Thou shalt release the Epstein files. If Elon is telling the truth, it is likely Trump had Epstein killed.
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onion person
5 months ago
battle to see who kills themself first
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Fast Food rewards programs have forgotten they are supposed to be rewarding. Instead they feel like shitty video game daily "challenges" that's sole purpose is to give you the bare minimum and drive player retention. I don't want my food buying experience to feel like a fucking microtransaction.
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I'm very staunchly against histamine this time of year
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onion person
6 months ago
it’s official,
#JDVanceKilledThePope
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Saw a cybertruck voiding its warranty by driving in the rain this morning, avoiding puddles that the mini cooper behind it plowed right through. Cool "truck" dork, you ever been pit maneuvered?
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Dropkick Murphys
7 months ago
If you’re okay with a woman being snatched off the street for free speech and peaceful protest and detained with no due process …you have fully lost the plot on what AMERICA is supposed to be.
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Stonekettle
7 months ago
Pete Hegseth just texted me the formula for Coca Cola.
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