I triple dog dare you

Literally the most humanizing photo I've seen of any of these assholes. Most normal parents would have this framed on a bookshelf or mailed out as holiday cards. But she had ICE deport her nephew's Mom so I guess she's built different.

Zelenskyy offers Ukraine’s help to unblock Hormuz But will JD Vance even say thanks?

There's a tendency in American politics for every elected to get squeezed into the "relatable everyday joe you can have a beer with" type and not everyone can pull it off and if you were say, Al Gore, maybe you would've been better off leaning into what a smart nerd you are.

Term limits are bad. There’s very little waste and inefficiency in government.* Members of Congress are seriously underpaid. * this one may not apply to Trump-headed governments

this is a sex thing for someone but who

Since 1980 $50 trillion to the 1% and $32 trillion in national debt. Damn straight we have a revenue problem.

There are lots of criticisms one could make of the Trump kids, but you can't take anything away from them in terms of how authentic and comfortable they are in the out of doors.

People should take notice of what's happening in Rogers Park in Chicago right now. The right-wing media machine has zeroed in on the 40th Ward's Black queer alderman in the aftermath of a shooting, vilifying her description of the victim being in the "wrong place at the wrong time" as victim-blaming

What this shows is that a staggering 63%(!) of people arrested by ICE in Minnesota during Operation Metro Surge (from December through February) had no criminal record at all.

MAKE EYE CONTACT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Even if we take the low count of 8 million this is over 2.3% of the US population, in a non-emergency scenario, and before the pain really hits. We can be basically certain that 3.5% of the US population will be able and willing to take to the streets in an actual governmental legitimacy crisis.

These are colossal numbers for US protest and they're only going to get bigger as the consequences of this idiotic regime get worse.

I don’t think you should have your dog in the supermarket

Ofc lol "Perry worked through management, human resources and legal channels before... distribut[ing] the gift cards to TSA employees. However, the airport’s federal security director later raised concerns... They will now be forced to hand back any gift cards they received from Perry."

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Americans: We just want health care Republicans: How about another Middle East war?

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This seems like some Third Way kind of bullshit

33%, -29. those are some truly shit numbers.

I'm not saying that Ds will sweep senate races in TX, IA, NE, FL, but these are numbers which would make you pretty nervous if you are a republican running in those states.

The difference is that the golden retriever will catch on after 2 or 3 of these fakeouts and stop trusting you.

this is the way

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

new quinnipiac poll on ai suggests bluesky users are not the ones living in a bubble over this shit. nobody trusts it, nobody’s excited about it (6 percent say they’re “very excited” about it- more believe in mermaids). 21-point majority thinks it does more harm than good poll.qu.edu/poll-release...

I really wanna know which players lost 2 inches

The bell curve remains undefeated: In MLB, they’re all short kings now: new ABS measurements shrink half of all hitters www.nytimes.com/athletic/715...

Just when you start thinking that they're pure evil they once again prove that they're mostly just stupid.

This would probably be a more effective argument if Trump hadn't advocated and rolled out a policy by which people could become citizens FOR PAY.

Taking Rahm Emmanuel seriously in 2026 highlights the donor and media class disconnect from regular voters much more than any amount of woke weakness...

I don’t root for a drunk driver to drive home safely without killing anybody. I root for someone to take their keys away.

A lot of people have been kinda befuddled by the phenomenon of "every white pro baseball player is a Republican" but it makes sense once you understand "your parents are rich enough to think spending $25k/year and countless hours on travel baseball seems reasonable" is the filter for participation

There are scheming advisors and desperate public servants making plans, of course. And these plans will be randomly adopted and discarded as Trump and Hegseth find it momentarily convenient. This is going to devolve into the military running this shit on autopilot with minimal civilian input.

What if narcissistic personality disorder was a political platform

From musclemania on r/portland subreddit

Trying to find original source, because it's not on the Alaska Survey Research site yet, but New York political consultant Eric Koch on Twitter shared an ASR poll with Peltola up 5 and winning in round 2.

Special kudos to the folks in red state small towns who showed up for #NoKings !! Absolutely fearless

Portland, you’re so beautiful ♥️ #NoKings #portlandoregon

San Francisco Bay Area never disappoints!! #NoKings

History is crystal clear: Nonviolent, people-led movements like No Kings are how we break through repression – and we’re going to prove it. #WeSayNoKings

Not wanting a king in America is one of the most foundational, patriotic, and non-partisan ideals in this country. This is not about left versus right. It’s about whether we want to be ruled by a king or dictator, and we do not. ❌👑 📍NO KINGS CHANDLER, AZ

The regime wants us terrified; instead, we are organizing. The work now is to channel the energy from #NoKings into hyper localized organizing. Meet your neighbors if it’s safe to do so, and start a group chat on Signal. It’s up to all of us. Solidarity. #WeSayNoKings

Tens of thousands of protesters turned out in Portland Saturday in the latest “No Kings” rallies against Trump administration policies. https://theoregonian.visitlink.me/Pp85QU  Video: Allison Barr

We keep us safe 🏴

CHOTINER: “And this was *after* you ate the fermented dolphin carcass? The one with fluorescent mold?” RFK JR: <drools, eyeball falls out> CHOTINER: “Interesting.”

Maybe if Obama announces he’s going to run for a third term it will force the Supreme Court to rule it unlawful and cut into Trump’s 2028 merch business.

Portland really showed her stuff today at #NK3

The dismissiveness to No Kings in contrast to the Tea Party coverage, is predictable. America thinks it's normal for lefties and civil rights groups to protest and to the extent that they care its through the lens of a looted store or burning car. Right Wingers protesting? Stop the presses!

If you subscribe to the infinite universes theory there are infinite realities and, therefore, infinite trumps. Precisely zero of them have ever done this.