mr gorbachev, put a gloryhole in this wall

vile pit of emptiness and despair

At the 2024 funeral of Pål Enger, who stole Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” from Norway's National Gallery in 1994 (leaving behind a note: “a thousand thanks for your poor security”), not one but two photos of his getaway ladder were displayed, and his coffin was draped in a reproduction of "The Scream"

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children

me, watching y'all scroll past my posts

They’re gonna be so bummed when they realize this wing wasn’t built when James Madison hid the original Declaration of Independence so he couldn’t have hidden it in the walls, the riddle in the library floor must have meant something else.

Holy shit. Game 7 between the Jays and the Mariners just ran an pro-free trade ad, targeted to American workers, decrying tariffs. The twist being that, if you don't catch it beforehand, Ronald Reagan is revealed as the speaker in the closing seconds. What PAC is this? The Province of Ontario.

I have so many faults the US Geological Survey monitors my activity

"One of the victims in the assault was a 55-year-old Palestinian woman named Umm Saleh Abu Alia, whom BBC reports had to be hospitalized after being knocked unconscious by a baton-wielding masked settler." #WestBank #Palestine #Israel #Genocide #EthnicCleansing

They should replace the White House with a really wide bike lane

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie is Capitalist Propaganda

Oh hell yeah they're doin skaven shit

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

You know how David lynch was about coffee and cigarettes and Diet Coke my aim is to be like that but for other foodstuffs I’m thinking maybe matcha and cream puffs

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got - scam machine - psychosis inducing machine - weapons of mass destruction - button you push that makes the planet hotter - markets that intentionally starve people - clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time - medicine you can’t afford

Sorry kids you're only getting half a razor in your candy this year. Times are tough.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

NEWS: In a case with national implications, @governorwalz.mn.gov's officials are approving Blackrock's takeover of one of the Midwest’s largest utilities. Critics say the precedent-setting move paves the way for more Wall Street firms to buy utilities to further hike skyrocketing electricity rates.

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

One thing everyone on this site can agree on is that instead of listening to the new Taylor Swift album people should listen to real music like Steely Dan

type of shit i'm on

👑 king of the castle 🏰

the hunt for cunt october

my goal in life if to plow thru as many hot ppl as i can until i die

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

what if we were vatmates in the cloning facility,,,,

so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff www.404media.co/iceblock-own...

the Art

can’t wait til the AI bubble bursts 🥰 any ideas on how we could speed along the process? 🫧

The “thin blue line” refers to the blue sharpie cops carry around to write left wing slogans on shell casings found near mass shootings.

BREAKING: Striking workers are currently storming Tesla showrooms in Paris, demanding higher taxes on the ultra-wealthy. (🎥 Luc Auffret)

does everyone hate me and think i should kms jw

needing my bedsheet in such a particular way that I start understanding McDonalds Napkin feet more than I'd like to

We made it to the weekend y’all

AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations”

Just got a new joke. Want to take it for a spin, obliterate some frownoids?

dunno what else to say except we told you letting corporate conglomerates have control over democracy & technology was a bad idea that should be thoroughly undone. "Private equity… like BlackRock & Blackstone are buying local utilities [for AI] data centers, sparking ratepayer & regulator concerns"

Ohhh Andrea Gibson ;(

"Those who are able to leave face an impossible choice: either remain in Gaza City under intense military operations ... or abandon what's left of their houses, their belongings, and their memories, to move to areas where humanitarian conditions are rapidly collapsing."

mastodon.social/invite/y4XbT... weaning myself off the evil social medias & this is already so much better 2

r y'all on mastodon ??

BAD BUNNY SUPERBOWL 2026 🐰 !!!

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i wanna go back to madrid 💔