"she let me hit cause im goofy" will always be evergreen

Saw a G8K33PR vanity plate today and now I'm convinced haters are in it for the love of the game.

A line that stayed with me from an old hiking book: > The safest place to store water in hot weather is in your body. People have died of dehydration with water still in their canteens. this isn't a metaphor for anything. finish your water bottle.

>Settings >Advanced settings >Truly advanced settings >Turn back, it's not worth it >Expert settings >Dev mode settings >I tried to warn you >Experimental settings >Forgotten settings >Cancel subscription

Is this why people do drugs

I'd kinda like to get into baseball just to have one season of elation by proxy cause the team I like had a good one. Like all sports and like the SF Giants demonstrated it's hard to detach and enjoy the game when you're likely cheering for people that hate you, and are supported for doing so.

Bullshit Jobs

Followed an incredibly basic "baby's first" blender tutorial to make a die (and that's ok, I'm literally at square one). However, I still have this "Mom! Look what I made!!" pride about it, so here. Red die. ❤️

excuse me ma'am sorry to take up a moment of your time but this is actually my first rodeo - please help me

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

Shameful beyond words!

Firing off a volley of job applications. Are they just as good now or do I get a trans exodus multiplier during pride month?

in 2001 Gollum was portrayed by an amazing digital serkis

i think to have a productive conversation about it i think a lot of people have to admit """the economy""" isn't a real thing that can be measured for everyone accurately with the available tools. ppl act like there's a big wallet at the center of the earth that you can take the dimensions of

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Transitioned into a litmus test on if you're kind, or queer enough to call the curly cardigan thing "she".

yeah i need bigger tits im realizing now

Feeling like the pathetic in empathetic

I know Bluesky can be a dumpster fire. I'm still grateful for the little keyhole to peep through and see that my community exists, and that the "myths" of my community (trans migration, affording SRS, etc.) are real and happening to real people. Just have to keep persisting for my turn is all.

I just really admire women and I'd like to be one someday

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

That sinking disappointment when you realize you still have some family left to lose, and that you need to pull the trigger

“touch grass” lol congrats on falling for a psyop from Big Tick

Still miffed I have to lease a professional wise old friend / trusted family member (counselor) as a stand in for moving around too much or transing my gender too much to have my own wise old friend / trusted family member.

Petplay aside, the dog girl's last two lines in the first panel speak to me so badly I'm considering tattooing it on my forehead as a warning to whomever I happen to be speaking with.

scooping my throat out with a melon baller

Pro-tip for any trans woman going through the process of separating from and divorcing your abusive spouse: Allow yourself to be single for at least a year. Don't rush back into another relationship with the first person who's kind to you. Give yourself time to focus on yourself and your own needs

POV: you are making a difference from inside the NYT

stop calling them tank tops, they're turrets

Why am I so against generative AI in games? Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.

This quiz is amazing in showing how close current transphobia is to being 30 year old reheated homophobia:

Day 2 of #huevember2025 is the lovely @fizwitch.bsky.social ! Fiz is absolutely so kind and sweet, its always a delight to spend time with her. Im really happy Moose found someone like her to make her happy <3 While she doesnt stream much, please go check her out!

Ok after some rewatches and analysis I believe I’ve discovered the problem. CASINO ROYALE is a movie. But everything after CASINO ROYALE is a Bond movie.

LOCAL WOMAN TURNS THIRTY, IMMEDIATELY STARTS SCRAMBLING TO TURN HER LIFE AROUND

submissives would do well to learn that they can ask dominant folks out on dates instead of making dominants do all the work. just because you're on that side of the dynamic doesn't mean you can't be confident and self-assured. value yourself! also, they like being asked too. this shit works.

Realizing the fears today and it's apparently not a coincidence that most of my coworkers abruptly stopped talking to me. Left around the same time as some others, so they walked faster to make distance. I wasn't able to be trans in high school. I'm still a yellow belt in Mean Girls stuff. Please..

bro just one more GPT bro. just one more you dont have to read or write emails anymore bro. one more GPT will fix everything bro

doctor, please, give it to me straight: how put-back-inable is my temporarily embarrassed vagina?

the player character at the end of lies of p: I'm actually going by Pinocchia now

Americans who ditched their deadname and updated papers while employed: Were you fired immediately, or was it just mad uncomfortable until you'd moved on? I'm getting mine changed as much as I can (can't change marker here), and I'm trying to gauge how much time I'll have and savings I'll need

Valve just updated their Steam rules to ban content that “may violate rules set by payment processors or banks.” Sounds boring. It’s not. It’s the quiet normalization of financial censorship and it’s going to hurt LGBTQ+ games and devs

there is a petition against this that still needs signatures: action.aclu.org/petition/mas...