I'll have you know we have had multiple Princesses Kay of the Milky Way.

they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole

One of the apartments in my building used to have a Ring camera mounted on the door. It doesn't, now.

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

Tech executives have finally amassed their ultimate, long dreamed-of power: to summarily fire anyone who speaks ill of their desire to have sex with robots

Hey did you guys stop presidential approval polling because you've been captured by an authoritarian regime? Pollsters: No, it's because.... thought leadership

Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...

Thank you, brave patriots

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

In honor of our new state motto…

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

Is Coke phasing out the freestyle machines? I've seen a few places get rid of theirs and I haven't seen a new install for years.

Just say ICE, it's quicker

Being placed in a car by a masked stranger who asks what your favorite music is and promises a trip to McDonald's is an exact scenario from our elementary school stranger danger training in the 80s.

NEW: The Trump admin publicized the arrest of an "antifa domestic terrorist," implying he was charged with threatening federal agents. But the criminal complaint suggests Kyle Wagner was charged with Instagram beefing with controversial rightwing agitator Jayden Scott. zeteo.com/p/trump-admi...

This is what ICE looks like

Age verification? I've used IRC and I'm not afraid to do it again.

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

Information on vandalism and theft in Minneapolis: $100,000 reward Recovery of Nancy Guthrie and/or arrest and conviction of those involved: $50,000 reward

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

Guys, a bunch of you are opposed to Elon Musk saying weird stuff, but did you know that every time he does so I get a bump in sales for A City on Mars? And much of that increased revenue supports the local Taco Bell. Think about it.

An RDC could never

100 years ago, when St. Paul's Union Depot was brand new, there were over 280 trains a day. Today there are two. mspmag.com/arts-and-cul...

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Cursed www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

5 months ago

YUB NUB

Dinosaur Convention Bans All Paleontologists Named in Epstein Files www.thewrap.com/culture-life...

Post a banger that isn’t in English.

Insurgency sticker at a Minneapolis light rail station

maybe California should be spending the money on actual electric freight infrastructure and not funding cryptofascists, just a thought

More effective ways to reunite pets with their owners than signing up to connect your front door to a repressive panopticon: Posters Microchipping Abolishing ICE

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart 1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks 2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said

Next year's halftime show is just NoFX's The Decline played in its entirety.

Katherine Mangu-Ward in 2024: "The real answer here is, I actually do not think that Donald Trump is an existential threat to the United States." Katherine Mangu-Ward in 2026:

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

Donald Trump has turned America into a violent fascist kleptocracy. But the NFL just forced some culturally unfamiliar music upon me. I have never felt more politically homeless.

does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked? anyway