Okay because I was gonna say

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

we are the world but its everybody telling quentin tarantino to shut the fuck up

He absolutely doesn’t need that bugle

Gremlins is a better Christmas movie than Die Hard fight me

Nine years ago, the Comedy Bang! Bang! TV show aired its final episode! www.avclub.com/hold-onto-yo...

Once again the tankie have pissed in my pants

Ew!

‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’

where my nerds at

Wang!

Silly little birds, all in their nest, wondering what’s going to happen next. Good luck…

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

A Christmas Story (1983)

“I’m Gonna Get You Trucker” - JD Vance

Universal Basic Income -brought to you by DraftKings

Every goddamn time I see Jack Gleason acting in a new thing I’m hootin’ I’m mother fucking hollerin with delight. Hollywood chooses the wrong elvish boys to adore.

MFW I say the most smug thing you’ve ever heard

Dan Schneider is in deep shit now buddy look out!

It’s physically and chemically impossible to love a billionaire. Once you get to a billion dollars your pheromones turn to ash and you just smell like grave dirt to everyone and no one sees inside your soul again.

Wizards AND Warriors!? In this economy?

Thing about Battletoads is that the Turbo Tunnel has achieved a certain level of cultural infamy for being impossible but if you play the game it’s maybe the fifth hardest stage

Twice a year for at least a week straight, I am completely sure that the best song ever made is Big Country by Big country

Great. Thank you, Jack.

Would love to visit the place Jack the Ripper did all of that rippin someday.

tfw u need seven samurai

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Hold it! Hold it, slow down. I'm feelin' like an outsider here.

I had never seen this and I love it so much, I love how it’s beautifully dorky and sweet it is, I love that they put royalty free piano music under it, I love the high five, local newspeople are the most adorable members of society

"She was Keith Olbermann's sugar baby. I wrote for The New Yorker. We were survivors."

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

the one with the flap that never quite closed properly

BATMAN SUNSOFT 1991 SEGA GENESIS

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car he was married at the time

like i feel like i’m losing my fucking mind here in how the sanitizing of language around the sexual abuse & trafficking of minors in some attempt to not only normalize it but put blame on the one who’s too young to vote amongst grown ass men of wealth & power statuses consent doesn’t exist here!

Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested

My dad is a constellation

(Overwhelmed with the knowledge that everything and everyone I love will die someday)

Vape apologist

I thought the shutdown was the fight, did I get that wrong

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

Give me that beautiful dersh footage

can we take a picture together while holding the onion pls