paradox found my save games

Seconding this

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I do actually think about the antichrist whenever Peter Thiel's name comes up so he's doing a pretty good job with this project

Automatic captions make it difficult to watch videos because the viewer is forced to decipher misspelled or mistranslated words that appear in a string of text without any punctuation. These can be distracting and disorienting. Always edit your captions before publishing.

The website for the book is still up and it's a delightful time capsule www.cyberselfish.com

1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it). But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that

Josh's understanding of CSS is detailed and presented incredibly well here. Very interesting feature I can't wait to play around with!

The risk of traveling to the US used to be a delayed flight or lost luggage. Now the risk is to be detained and possibly tortured for weeks. I am a father of 2, I can't make that bet.

friends, have you heard the good news?

*taps sign*

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Tried printing from my Linux machine today. That's a wasted hour of my life I won't get back. Just wanted the picture I was printing to fill the page horizontally. No settings I changed made a single bit of difference

Loop Hero is $2.99 on Steam buff.ly/Yi2IYkG $3.74 GOG buff.ly/DX87r4E Switch physical $14.99 PNP Games buff.ly/FsNX9tx Deck playable

Here @nytimes.com - I fixed it for you

Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector (S) $18.74 via eShop. ow.ly/Rn4h50WZTFu Game Pass via Xbox. ow.ly/gCu150WZTFt

Drunkenly picked a fight with a guy who looked like Viggo Mortensen waiting in line in front of me to get into a concert. He didn't respond. Called him a "discount Viggo Mortensen" before my friends dragged me away. It was Viggo Mortensen.

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

Letting people born before 1980 onto Facebook may have been the single most harmful decision any business has ever made

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

Curtis Evans, of Evanston, carries a U.S. flag through gas deployed by federal officers as they clear protesters from the entrance of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in Broadview on Sept. 19, 2025. Evans said he was a Marine during Ronald Reagan’s term.

Every major road in the vicinity of my house is under some form of construction, and today they closed the one route that allowed for getting anywhere south and west completely. Guess what direction I need to go right now

In the old days, you'd occasionally run into somebody totally normal who had one utterly insane belief, like a co-worker who just causally says he thinks the sun is alive. Social media is like if we extracted all of those individual bits of madness, cooked them into a stew and ate it for every meal.

Someone asked me earlier why I don’t do more than AI, and the answer is that every time I look deeper into AI I see more evidence that this is a massive, unbelievable failure, propped up by webs of debt and ignorance, private capital fully believes there’s massive AI demand that does not exist.

Democrats are fucking cowards

While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations: - The Snorks - Klinger from MASH - Militaires Sans Frontières - Asian Dawn - the camera head guys from skibidi toilet - "Roy's Boys" - Banjo (but not Kazooie) - Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton

james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.

smash two movies together: Teenage Mutant Ninja Hackers

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Thank you uhhhhh Karl Rove.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Meta spent billions on AI so Mark Zuckerberg could look like a dipshit in front of millions of people: aftermath.site/meta-display-a...

I cannot imagine anyone less threatening to the status quo than Jimmy Kimmel, and yet. Well yes, I can, it’s Jimmy Fallon. We’ll see if he manages to stay on the air

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Don’t care about the guy who isn’t aging. Give me an article about a guy who unlocked the ability to double jump

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

only hackers could get mad about being portrayed as impeccably dressed club kids who get to fuck angelina jolie and make fools of the feds

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

This thread is getting a lot of play. With the greatest respect, it is full of errors about federal criminal procedure, fanciful speculation about motions that would not actually succeed, and other things that a federal criminal practitioner would not say.

We absolutely do not know that this guy is a groyper. I'm sorry but you are stating this with much more certainty than the extant evidence supports.

you can't do ctrl-enter to submit a post on android? get with the program, bluesky. some of us use real keyboards* * the keyboard may be made of juggling but it a real keyboard

I like Telesto

Happy 40th birthday Super Mario Bros.

folks who know me understand i am not holding back here out of some desire to avoid offending the right. i care about being correct and at this moment i do not feel confident declaring this guy a groyper or a leftist or a centrist or anything but terminally online.

Watching @giantbomb.bsky.social with my daughter and she made up names for @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com and @grubb.wtf Dan is Steve Mike is Derek Garbageman Jeff is Creeper Sorry Jeff