In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you.

I think we should be allowed to print our own game discs from digital games

Minions creator confirming the Minions would have eaten people during the Donner Party incident of 1846 but not before the people died of other causes

Enough traveling back in time to kill Hitler. Tell me how you’d go back in time to stop Gamergate from creating the blueprint for our whole reality

The music in the last season of The Bear sounds like it would be right at home in Deus Ex

In response to today’s news, I’ve seen many people posting photos of their walls and shelves full of physical PlayStation games, and I just have one thing to say… Fucking alphabetize your shit you goddamn heathens.

As the director of a historical video game preservation institution, and someone who has dedicated his entire adult life to this cause, this is accurate. We have attempted to work with the industry's trade organization to find a legal path forward, but they refuse to offer a meaningful alternative.

Reminder that memory manufacturers (including Samsung, Hynix, and Micron) were found to be an actual dictionary definition "cartel" back in the 2000s and were accused of illegal price fixing again in the late 2010s. They have been trying to screw you for literal decades.

lmao

"Marathon is too complicated" "extraction shooters aren't fun" "what about the player count" I give you: Marathon Steve www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/c...

I just cancelled a free trial before the automatic payments kicked in and the adrenaline flowing through me right now feels like I narrowly escaped a shark attack.

I was not expecting the book about a little girl trying to prove dragons are real my daughter checked out from the library to be so steeped in Jewish culture

they're right and they should say it

When the AI bubble finally bursts they're going to take all the RAM and storage they bought and try to rent it back to you for cloud gaming At this rate I don't see how Sony or Microsoft can launch a new console without charging $1500 for it I'm glad I bought a Steam Deck a few years ago

Private equity

I need all you hip young game devs to go get portal (it's $2 on steam right now) so I don't turn to dust when I have conversations about it at work.

Buy a rice cooker

NORCO ($4.94) - southern sci-fi gothic that drags your ass all the way down to louisana. first: to tie up loose ends after your mother's passing. second: to find your brother, with a fugitive machine in tow. NORCO was my 2022 GOTY. highly recommended. store.steampowered.com/app/1221250/...

Minecraft. I have never and will never understand the hype or how it is still so popular

Had McDonalds twice today and after the second time the lady at the window called me bourgeoisie scum

Whenever someone refers to something as the “New Punk Rock,” get ready to hear about the most boring, conformist thing of all time.

What a horrible week to be online

Going to go ahead say, unequivocally, if you are a *big boss boy or big boss girl* and you made shitty fucking decisions that lead to a mass layoff at your company, you should be axed and your insane compensation should 100% go to severance for everyone who suffered thanks to you

Personally, if I were one of the Third Way ghouls who helped to hollow out labor, vilify the poor (especially when they’re black), and lay the ground work for furthering private profit over public good, I would shut the fuck up when a new era of young politicians attempted to revive my party.

In 2013, $299.99 got you a GTA V disc and an actual PS3.

Quake released June 22, 1996 in North America Mario 64 released June 23, 1996 in Japan When it comes to the 3rd dimension and the medium of video games, almost everything made since stands on the shoulders of these two titans, and they were released (given the time difference) mere hours apart

A new roguelike video game for sale on Steam known as “Pluto” is being accused of just being a Hades knockoff. paletteswap.site/dif...

The four horsemen of why hardware prices are fucked

"The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam" is a great rule to have against AI content

inventing a drink called "adventure sauce" thats everclear, pineapple juice, 5 hour energy, and 200mg of THC

Put the AI data centers on golf courses and country clubs and we’ll see how many actually get built.

I'm begging people that talk about technology to learn the difference between depreciation and deprecation. They're very similarly spelled but they don't mean the same thing. That's my nitpick for the day

Here it is, the final episode. And with that, every NES game released in North America has been ranked! See you next Friday for a new console, let's do it again! youtu.be/B-BrCnfHCgI

Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint

Getting blocked by the mens wear guy because you keep sending him this picture and asking “thoughts?”

turns out this was a threat

for the younger people out there, jay leno was the old jimmy fallon

going back in time to prevent valve from adding crates to team fortress 2 so maybe none of this shit would be happening

ALIEN STORM TEAM SHINOBI 1990 (Captured at Galloping Ghost Arcade, Brookfield, IL, USA)

"name a movie that's better than the book I dare you" Muppet Christmas Carol. next

UI means user interface and UX means user exerface

This'll be a lot of consumers' first exposure to what AI is doing to hardware prices. Fingers crossed it causes enough of a problem to neuter AI and bring things back down.

please don't make me upgrade my computer or buy a new thing

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For 2 seconds, I thought someone was named Doctor Congo.

SUPER ZAXXON SEGA 1982 (Captured at Galloping Ghost Arcade, Brookfield, IL, USA)

This is a crash and it sucks and I’m afraid it’s not gonna stop sucking for quite some time

Welcome to Galloping Ghost Week here on Doki Doki CRT Pixel!!!

Going to need Rainn Wilson to shut the fuck up considering it’s always sunny came out the same years as the office, was 100x edgier, and is still running today. Annoying nerd

Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center