Probably my favorite meme I've ever made

This is how egg nog is harvested

Ann Wagner is really upset at Californians protesting GOP gerrymandering in Missouri. So upset in fact, that she failed to realize that the people protesting are from the town of California, Missouri.

imagine if instead of being leaked by spies the US had sold the knowledge of how to create nuclear weapons to the USSR because it would benefit a company President Truman owned

the number of subsistence-level fishermen living in desperate fear right now because Kegseth and co have to make snuff videos for twitter is just...you get very angry if you think about all this too long

The middle of the heatmap meme was actually a disgraced president of a country on the other side of the world, while the outer reaches were the price of beef and coffee…

The basic problem is that media elites don't think it's a problem because it happens to people they don't care about, so it simply doesn't register as hypocrisy to them. The people whose lives and careers are ruined are just part of the game, they're not the players.

"I'm probably the most violent advocate of peanut butter in history" is an incredible line

I mean

The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.

Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them

i gotta be less generous with my timetables

For the airplane + red aurora + big dipper fans. 😍

In 2005, California had a special election with 8 propositions on the ballot, including two separate propositions for limiting drug prices, both failed, with opposite coalitions

i think the argument the cavers should’ve made/should make is “i couldn’t let people starve - we made a run thinking they would fold on aca, but trump really is that psychotic” that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it

you know it retrospect it is kinda fascinating that the 'epstein didnt kill himself' memes focused around a guy who had not been in any elected position of power since i was 3 months old and not then(and now current) president of the united states

Found a video of a guy making a pie out of only apples

mamdani should build bridges to both the zionist community and adams supporters by taking a page out of his predecessor's book and accepting bribes in the form of access to el al airport lounges

the nuclear power plant near Detroit is downright atmospheric when seen from a descending airplane in the autumn

The more democratic elements of the American constitutional and economic order are actually throwing up road blocks to Trumpism. Protests and boycotts and low level courts and juries and cetera. Elite actors on the other hand are all too frequently caving. Fascinating study in who actually cares!

(in case they delete their NJ-GOV aggregate too, i just to save this for posterity)

Creating a new product that's multi-use soap, where you sell a small amount a soap alongside a centrifuge that recovers the soap for you

Wow, not only did they pre-draft their cope, they phoned that shit in bsky.app/profile/reun...

we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate

if you're in line to bribe Eric Adams, stay in line

It's like he pre-wrote the article and then had to add some "nevertheless" bullshit when reality disagreed with him.

it's crazy how the two main opinions i had about NJ-GOV came true 1. sherrill wins by 12-13 2. the delta between sherrill and spanberger is very small i love being personally vindicated

Texas has a special election for Sylvester Turner's seat (TX-18), a full seven months after he died, because Abbott capriciously delayed it. A simple, long overdue reform would be for Congress to mandate by federal law how soon after a vacancy special elections have to happen.

WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY?

I saw a Cuomo ad last night that was basically "if there's another 9/11, we need a mayor with experience like Andrew Cuomo," and it made me wonder, wait, what was Andrew Cuomo doing on 9/11? Well, he was probably preoccupied with damage control for this: nypost.com/2001/09/10/p...

Probably safe to declare the American experiment an objective failure when unelected British monarchs are held to higher standards of accountability.

the problem is that we don't have a thirder coin

I hate MattY way less than the rest of you but I agree he's useless because of this. None of this works when the other guys get activated by whatever rumor and hearsay Fox or worse ONN puts on the wire.

people in real time experiencing their first splotchy cat bait

I think the bigger issue, which Matty remains mysteriously silent on, is that putting police and prison abolition on a list of "unpopular democratic policies" is treated as so obvious as to not even merit comment, but saying republicans want to do project 2025 was roundly condemned by the media

The potential future Senator from Texas is leading this charge. BUT ANYWAY remember that one time a person in 2019 with 5000 followers on Twitter said "abolish all prisons"

NEW: A Department of Veterans Affairs memo obtained by ProPublica sets up new roadblocks to care for male veterans with breast cancer. The agency cites no new science but relies on an executive order about “restoring biological truth” in government.

Responding to the new Mamdani scandal, Andrew Cuomo notes that he didn't call any of the 13 women he assaulted "aunt."

Ahhh, I've seen this film before. Josh Hawley puts out an op-ed staking out a position in The New York Times, then he folds and falls in line with the rest of the GOP. Remember when he did this with Medicaid?

Mamdani referred to his BFF but humans only live on average 70-80 years, not "forever." We rate this claim 4 Pinocchios.

This one is fucking amazing

What almost everyone who talks about this means is "the prominent cultural and social visibility and influence of LGBT people" which does upset a lot of people, but is also not something that the Democratic Party can actually affect without a totalitarian cultural revolution.

Another reason all of the "voters want to revisit policy minutia from 2024" articles make me so mad, in addition to their smug wrongness, is that the Dem policy shop needs to put all their resources to creating and selling a plan to fix this mess!

Farmers wanted to use ICE threats as a way to further exploit their workforce, they didn’t think the deportations would actually happen.

This really is the Ur-grievance at the heart of most modern conservatism, which is what virtually all of the intellectual and political discourse about it is so pointless.

If you ever see the tail end of a Saab 340, make sure you smile back! 😀

I'm going to complain *endlessly* if we don't go this far

It’s always worth remembering that this utterly horrific wave of mass death inflicted on some of the poorest people in the world was for literally nothing. It hasn’t even been for some monstrously cynical benefit to someone, it hasn’t saved money. It is just some of the purest nihilism imaginable