Matt the Scott
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My all-time comedy crush. Brilliant, fearless, wildly funny, and a fox. I can't even process this.
#catherineohara
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"Good night, Minnesota! I am OUT of here! See you at Nuremburg 2!!"
#gregbovino
#bovino
#ICE
#trump
#minnesota
12 days ago
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It's okay. My dad used to say these types of things. My dad has Alzheimer's, btw.
#trump
12 days ago
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George Takei
12 days ago
AOC reads Vance and his whining to filth.
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Phil Plait
12 days ago
Breaking: ICE
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Offensive to my soul.
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25 days ago
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TVLine
25 days ago
Jim Rockford is back on the case: NBC has ordered a pilot for a reboot of the classic '70s detective series The Rockford Files.
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The Rockford Files Reboot Lands Pilot Order At NBC — Who Would You Cast To Fill James Garner's Shoes? - TVLine
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Douglas Adams > Scott Adams
25 days ago
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David Simon
29 days ago
Note from a veteran police reporter: NAMING law officers who use lethal force under any and every circumstance IS NOT doxxing. It is journalism. Officers who invoke lethal force are ID'd publicly as a standard -- or were when we were a republic. Asdress, no. Name, rank, posting, etc. -- yes.
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Emma Berquist
about 1 month ago
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
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"We now own Batman, Harry Potter, and The Wizard of Oz" is quite the journey from "we mail you 3 DVDs".
#netflix
2 months ago
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Hey kids! Spooky season is here! Who's YOUR favorite Nosferatu??
#stephenmiller
4 months ago
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RFK Jr talking about
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5 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
5 months ago
IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
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NY Times Pitchbot
5 months ago
Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.
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NY Times Pitchbot
5 months ago
Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
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Me, yelling up at my wife as she's Raptured: "What's the FIOS password??"
#Rapture
5 months ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
5 months ago
Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
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abraconagra
5 months ago
GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
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Ken Lowery
5 months ago
Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
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Karen Geier
5 months ago
"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics
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37 year old on bus reading creepypasta on phone
6 months ago
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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In The Ancient Libraries of Popehat
6 months ago
Team Eric Adams Get Through Entire Day Without Any New Crimes Challenge
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Larry
6 months ago
That's right, Eric Adams! You give the mayor of New York a piece of your mind!
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Julia Carrie Wong
6 months ago
wow that’s fucked up that they killed everyone who didn’t complete the scavenger hunt
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Dominique Baker
6 months ago
But...but *you're* the mayor right now
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Philip Bump
6 months ago
no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable
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Ryan Katz-Rosene, PhD
6 months ago
I would deeply enjoy supervising a PhD thesis about this advertisement… please get in touch 😅 (Yes, it’s a real advertisement!)
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hi, no thanks
10 months ago
how it started how it's going meghan mccain edition
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Ian Boudreau
10 months ago
France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
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New Weezer album about to drop!
#beatles
#sammendes
10 months ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
10 months ago
Whether it’s Russia launching a massive drone attack during a supposed ceasefire or Zelensky not wearing a suit to the White House, both sides are to blame for the unending war in Ukraine.
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Catching up on recent movies and had a choice between NOSFERATU and A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, and decided to go with the movie about the vampire draining the life from everyone he meets. NOSFERATU will have to wait!
10 months ago
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦
11 months ago
In a just world this would be a career headstone.
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drop a fight scene you love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6o1...
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11 months ago
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Jessica Ritchey
11 months ago
Normally a state dissolving like this is the result of a devastating war of invasion, I've never seen a world power dismantle itself because jet ski dealers were mad they heard people speaking Spanish in front of them at the Target checkout line.
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Stephanie
11 months ago
Sean Baker: Watch movies in theaters! Take your kids to the theater! Hulu: Not on my watch! *cuts feed*
#Oscars
#Hulu
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Brandy Zadrozny
about 1 year ago
Cannot count the number of articles that I've seen that act like Kennedy just didn't exist before his failed run for president. Like he didn't create and get rich of the modern anti-vaxx movement. Like he hasn't been slow walking us to this moment for two decades.
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Todd Alcott
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Todd Alcott
about 1 year ago
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
about 1 year ago
Today, honor a King, not a Felon.
#mlkday2025
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I haven't posted here much, but let me take a sec on this very special day to share a very special message.
about 1 year ago
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🦋 𝑀𝐴٫ 𝐵𝐴٫ 𝑀𝐻𝑃٫ 𝐶𝐶𝑀 🦋
about 1 year ago
Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?
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Paul F. Tompkins
about 1 year ago
When I go on a web-site I will ALWAYS select “do not sell my personal information” and also I carry a card in my wallet that says I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING MURDERED
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John Scalzi
about 1 year ago
So here is the thing: You know how lottery winners often end up bankrupt because they have no idea how to handle so much money at once, and make all sorts of bad choices? Well, fame is a lottery win, except instead of money you suddenly get (relative) power and access. Guess how people do with it.
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John Scalzi
about 1 year ago
I really don't know how I get under the skin of so many babbling fucknuckles, I'm a wee pear-shaped dude who stands like a penguin and is about as threatening as a creme brulee, and yet there's an entire cadre of dudes who regularly feature me in their pissy little two-minute hates, it's a mystery
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John Scalzi
about 1 year ago
I think people going "just switch to [X]" when someone complains about something are 75% people trying to be helpful and 25% people being smug dicks, and in all cases should probably remember that most people don't want to switch anything, they just want the shit they have to work for them.
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Andrea Grimes
about 1 year ago
I have not previously said anything re: the Neil Gaiman nightmare (apart from reposting notable reporting and commentary) but I have HAD SOME WINE and feel called to testify about my experience with this odious motherfucker
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Mark Cuban
about 1 year ago
My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
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