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Trump appeared at the Libertarian National Convention in 2024 in front of a sign that said this, it was the convention's theme

wilson's comment (echoing right-wing nonsense) is so telling, because the whole point of off-color jokes in the office was to highlight insensitivity & impropriety, specifically the speaker's lack of awareness, not to enjoy homophobia or racism or misogyny as the joke - they want the latter

If a used car salesman told you that an automobile had fundamentally never been in an accident, and was fundamentally well-cared for its previous owner and had an odometer that was fundamentally correct, you would know with certainty that the car had gone through hell and was for shit.

conspiracies and being too fucking online have really just broken the brains of basically everyone, huh

i dunno what more someone needs to do to prove that they've lost the plot and are acting like trump's supporters than using trump's own term to fend of criticisms

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His elderly mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than US skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

calming, soothing, the very same thing that every horror movie dad/husband tells his family before they all die

tl;dr: Alabama's ability to administer a new congressional map disenfranchising Black voters has been complicated by the fact that Alabama is celebrating Jefferson Davis's birthday today.

The US military is being run by a gutter racist whose obsession with what he calls merit belies his own total lack of competence or qualifications

ah, it's a good thing trump is almost done with his term and we'll get a new, less-aggressive president any day no......what's that? almost 3 more years of this mother fucker? ah shit

this is true, kevin, but have you considered obama didn't also waste like 25 billions dollars and tens of billions of dollars more in munitions?

ridiculous use of passive voice here by the secret service this is a really convoluted way to say "might have been struck by our agents" "it remains unclear whether the bystander was struck by the suspect's initial gunfire or during the subsequent exchange of gunfire"

this is the kind of stuff that most infuriates me because it's not even remotely arguable this is representative of trump the rest of the politics & claims about who caused gas prices or whatever, fine, you don't pay attention to cause & effect, whatever, but trump openly flaunts his godlessness

love to redo the cold war but with artificial intelligence managing our nukes this time so there's no stanislav petrov to prevent a nuclear war

*checks the calendar* oh, there's a big travel weekend coming up

Oh, for fuck's sake. Even if not a single word in the article was true this would be deranged

these are the same fucking people who spent months claiming biden was "hiding in his basement" and now they need a safe space for their events

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

so, uh, is anyone gonna check the betting markets to see if someone bet that there'd be a shooting at the correspondents dinner tonight

Every journalist at the WHCD when it comes to the Trump administration:

oh good our president who is known for his composure and measured responses will be speaking to the nation not 45 minutes after a shooter was subdued, with literally no information upon which he can rely for his always fact-based assessment

this is a good example of why breaking news situations are difficult. this one happened in a room full of journalists and i’ve seen at least three different and conflicting narratives

nonzero chance that by november he's had to have his hand amputated and they're trying to fool us with a prosthetic

can't be intoxicated on the job if you're too drunk to show up and/or can't access essential systems to do your job because you're locked out h/t @atrupar.com

-1 pedophile for democrats +1 pedophile for republicans

this is one of the most offensive things I've seen in years

gill is a miserable fucking racist, but he also looks like he has murdered people and worn their skin the dude is such a fucking creep

wake up babe the president is threatening to do war crimes again on his bullshit social media site

every time trump says this, it should be clarified that iran never had the ability/right to claim the strait was closed in the first place that trump is framing this as a decision they get to make is already a win for them!

these right wing zealots are so incredibly full of shit it's incredible, but especially scott jennings scott jennings tonight: "it may be that the american left is trying to turn us into a theocracy" scott jennings in february (and every other month really): "the left is so hostile to faith"

truly there is no other group that more pretends to be macho as fuck but is irrationally frightened of literally everything around them

this is basically the joke in idiocracy where they destroy the ecosystem by replacing water with a sports drink because they think the electrolytes must be good for grass if it's good for athletes people.com/dr-oz-says-t...

every single one of these fucking charlatans would support the antichrist himself if he spouted enough anti immigrant and anti trans shit as he rode through town

hey everyone JD Vance thinks the pope should be careful when he (the pope) talks about Catholic theology

this is basically the joke in idiocracy where they destroy the ecosystem by replacing water with a sports drink because they think the electrolytes must be good for grass if it's good for athletes people.com/dr-oz-says-t...

think there’s going to be more of this as Trump deteriorates, both physically and politically. the kids are the most straightforward way for Trump to solve both alignment for his subordinates and credibility for his counterparties.

catholics furious about the pope being political google "what is vatican city" challenge

the idea that the pope has ever been apolitical is absolutely fucking bonkers lol

the pope runs around in a costume, has a special car, a vault full of secret items, and carries a staff - if he's not fighting crime, why all the crime-fighting accessories, hm?

hate when i try to do red cross but instead end up doing jesus

since so many people seem intent on turning villains into their heroes lately, a friendly reminder

Let Trump have his stupid Arc. And the next Democratic Admin can engrave the names of all the Iranian children his stupid war killed on the side.

Apropos of nothing, I've never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell.

i, too, routinely send unsolicited congratulatory emails about a pedophile to the pedophile's lead trafficker, with whom i have no relationship or association whatsoever

i'm sorry, did anyone ever actually claim she was a "victim" of epstein? this is bizarre on so many levels

lol sooomething is happening

Why is this statement happening today?

EXCLUSIVE at the newly relaunched @informant.news: We've obtained secret documents showing that a former Navy SEAL whose testimony helped overturn a war crimes case against his platoon leader has recently joined the white supremacist group Patriot Front. www.informant.news/patriot-fron...

you're thinking to yourself, "there must be a good reason for him to have brought this up", but you'd be wrong because even in context this is a bizarre thing to say and a wildly strained analogy lol