I kicked my buddy Carl in the nuts in 9th grade during an argument and he fell into a bush. An indentation of him stayed in the bush the rest of the year. I said "Just to remind you" and pointed at it whenever we started arguing again.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Today in “large dog, small chair”:

@lolaflamingo.bsky.social I hope the move goes well today, thinking of you all 💖

My darling James Leech edited my old, faded photo. @fartsjohnson.bsky.social told me I look like a kid out of a 1970s horror movie. Tsk tsk

Ah, it's @jamesleech.bsky.social's favorite day of the year

RIP George Wendt. I got to interview him once, and honestly, it was tough to get him to go deep on his career. But he told some good stories about Chicago theater in the '70s, and I got to ask him about his love of the Minutemen. www.avclub.com/george-wendt...

they made the weather nice for once, interesting choice

@biblops.bsky.social and to think you thought the third man would be Conrad, smh. give them some credit, it’s, uh this guy

William Hartnell died 50 years ago today, meaning that if he were alive today he would be 117, meaning that he would be dead

@fartsjohnson.bsky.social SEE??

life update: i got a cool light

The wrestling you like is back in style.

I'm going to lower the tone now, and share this clip from Colbert's interview with Gary Oldman, who loses it completely when 'Jackson Lamb's noises are added to his other roles...

@biblops.bsky.social I know you love a good high-concept video - have you seen this? youtu.be/KHocVRUlvkk?...

Not on Wayne Wang's watch

H-O-T-T-O-G-O don’t talk about the T-A-K-E-A-W-A-Y in front of the D-O-G

Scout heard Benji freaking out about the lamb smell and had to investigate

This lil monster is terrified of the smell of lamb cooking. So weird.

his other writing tip (chainsmoke in a booth you purchased from your favourite diner and had installed in your house) is less generalizable but still very good

This same lady was in New York on V-J Day and slapped the shit out of a soldier trying to kiss her in celebration, and used to watch James Bond movies with me, and would complain about how terrible a spy Bond was. She was so cool. I miss her a lot.

new hair new me* *worse me

it's like some of those "jumble up a bunch of letters and make a name" companies on amazon are warning you ahead of time not to buy their stuff

Is it cringe to love OK Go videos these days? Either way I don’t care, their latest is fucking killer as always youtu.be/MOEULOSVNK4?...

Leonard Misonne. Misonne created his own process, called mediobrome, combining bromide and oil printing. A thread Léonard Misonne, Untitled, c. 1932

@lolaflamingo.bsky.social I’m so sorry for your loss. Lots of love to you all, my thoughts are with you ❤️

Favorite Bond movies, in order: - Spyfinger - To Die, Explodingly - The World Is Huge - Moonkisser - Quantum of Solace

i am a great dog parent because i carried this stick for a mile so she could finish it at home.

They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.

R.I.P. Jules Feiffer, age 95. His THE GREAT COMIC BOOK HEROES (1965) was a very influential book for comics creators of my generation, introducing us to previously unknown heroes and stories and offering Feiffer's firsthand account of the down and dirty days of the Golden Age comic book business.

might fuck around and read the entirety of the 70s issues of American Cinematographer theasc.com/archives/

Just remembered that The Muppet Show theme song contains the line “it’s time to put on makeup” and it makes me wonder what they look like without it, maybe they look normal

Hi, I started this fundraiser, Help Paul Sanders Keep His Family Afloat, on GoFundMe and it would mean a lot to me if you’d be able to share or donate to it. gofund.me/a71eaf3f

I love that Lynch used an actual electrical problem (the lights blinking when Coop first visits Laura Palmer's body) to build a whole mythology about Electricity Being Evil. #TwinPeaks #DavidLynch #RIPDavidLynch

OKAY HI Here's my stab at a complete collection of the original run of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) shows in their original broadcast versions Forgive me if something is missing or glitched out; it was a huge upload Enjoy... to the extreme!! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

your mentions when you post about fun

Started reading White Chappell, Scarlet Tracings, and it’s really interesting to see how it influenced From Hell, and where it differs

24 hours later, my wife has informed me that she was in fact the one chanting "boy movie'

John McTiernan on creating William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer’s Night Die Hard

merry christmas everyone! let’s get this bread (sauce)

Mocha has a new cashmere sweater

Sam bought the silliest thing he could find in Japan 🤔

I got an Eric Parker painting today. He’s best known as the most popular of the artists for Sexton Blake, one of the more successful detectives to come out of the post-Holmes boom

I have hundreds of images in an ancient folder called "LiveJournal" and they were all things we were goofing on at the time but I don't remember the details behind many of them. I guess this was my (or someone's?) fantasy casting for the 2005 Fantastic Four movie.

NO TAKE ONLY THROW

Hi would you like to see a picture of my dog Bruce acting like a complete idiot? of course you do:

someone gently knocked their excavator into our office building this morning, happy wednesday

I walk past this sign every day. No indication what it’s for. When looking at it this morning I thought it might be the new gym that was visible in the distance behind it, and as if to tell me I shall never know, it is now facing the opposite way where do I find the other asterisk

had to google what fruit I’ve been eating, and enjoying, from the office basket. Persimmon, apparently